On the Edge

after the session. 255 00:24:52,967 --> 00:24:56,118 You've given me the will to live, and I want to thank you for that. 256 00:24:56,487 --> 00:25:00,765 After that, I'll show you the benefits of being more sparing with your sarcasm. 257 00:25:01,087 --> 00:25:03,237 - Okay? See you. - Fuck you. 258 00:25:05,927 --> 00:25:08,077 <i>So let me tell you about this pledge thing.</i> 259 00:25:08,167 --> 00:25:10,965 <i>See, Dr. Figure was</i> <i>a "no medication" type of guy.</i> 260 00:25:11,167 --> 00:25:15,126 <i>And all the hard-core suicidals in his group,</i> <i>now including myself...</i> 261 00:25:15,207 --> 00:25:18,517 <i>... had agreed not to kill</i> <i>or hang themselves before January 1.</i> 262 00:25:19,607 --> 00:25:24,237 <i>Can you imagine someone dead hanging</i> <i>from the light fixture in their room...</i> 263 00:25:24,327 --> 00:25:27,478 <i>... thinking, "If my doctor finds out</i> <i>about this, I'm fucked"?</i> 264 00:25:29,087 --> 00:25:31,317 <i>You did get privileges</i> <i>if you signed it though.</i> 265 00:25:31,407 --> 00:25:33,762 <i>Going to the shops</i> <i>or to the pub across the road.</i> 266 00:25:33,847 --> 00:25:37,522 <i>Not that I needed that because</i> <i>Toby had been slipping out for weeks.</i> 267 00:25:37,607 --> 00:25:40,405 <i>So I promised to buy him a drink,</i> <i>and he took me with him.</i> 268 00:25:58,567 --> 00:26:00,205 Hang on a second. 269 00:26:12,887 --> 00:26:16,004 - Cheers. - Let's get a seat. 270 00:26:21,007 --> 00:26:22,520 You spilled my drink. 271 00:26:23,967 --> 00:26:28,916 - It was an accident, all right? - Yeah, but you could apologize, you know. 272 00:26:30,247 --> 00:26:31,396 Not tonight, kids. 273 00:26:35,887 --> 00:26:37,718 Fucking unbelievable. 274 00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:44,439 All right, boys. 275 00:26:48,247 --> 00:26:49,885 Lads, lads, lads. 276 00:26:50,127 --> 00:26:54,917 Do you remember when you were coming back from the ladies' there... 277 00:26:55,407 --> 00:26:58,285 ...and you bumped into my buddy here, you know? 278 00:26:58,487 --> 00:27:01,923 And he dropped his drink, and he didn't get to drink any of it. 279 00:27:02,367 --> 00:27:04,801 It would be a gas if you said sorry to him. 280 00:27:05,647 --> 00:27:09,799 You see, that was an accident, you know? I mean, call the police. 281 00:27:10,207 --> 00:27:12,801 It doesn't seem to be bothering your girlfriend there. 282 00:27:12,887 --> 00:27:15,447 So why the fuck is it bothering you? 283 00:27:19,967 --> 00:27:21,685 A little fucking spanner. 284 00:27:23,367 --> 00:27:27,883 - No, lads, you're right. I'll get another one. - We'll pay for it, okay? It's fine. 285 00:27:27,967 --> 00:27:29,958 - Our pleasures. - Have a good night. 286 00:27:30,087 --> 00:27:30,997 Take care. 287 00:27:31,247 --> 00:27:35,160 - No hard feelings, okay? - No worries, man. Take care. All the best. 288 00:27:50,087 --> 00:27:53,318 Fuck! You fucking punks! Bugger you! 289 00:28:00,847 --> 00:28:03,998 - I got a fucking stitch. - A stitch is okay. Keep going. 290 00:28:05,287 --> 00:28:08,245 But these fellows, they're very bad at chasing. 291 00:28:10,527 --> 00:28:12,165 Let's go over here. 292 00:28:47,127 --> 00:28:51,359 - So why are you at the sessions, Toby? - Now you want to talk serious. 293 00:28:52,447 --> 00:28:53,880 Okay, fuck it. 294 00:28:56,487 --> 00:28:58,523 I killed my brother in a car accident. 295 00:29:04,007 --> 00:29:05,201 How about you? 296 00:29:07,247 --> 00:29:08,441 I don't know. 297 00:29:09,727 --> 00:29:12,525 I've never been properly diagnosed, you know. 298 00:29:13,927 --> 00:29:16,600 I did drive a car off a cliff a couple of weeks back. 299 00:29:16,807 --> 00:29:18,126 - Fuck off. - Yeah. 300 00:29:18,887 --> 00:29:22,766 Are you serious? You mean, like totally over a cliff? 301 00:29:23,687 --> 00:29:26,759 And you survived? What was it like? 302 00:29:27,367 --> 00:29:30,837 For the first five seconds, it was fairly interesting. 303 00:29:31,407 --> 00:29:34,205 Fucking "A," I'd say so. That's brilliant. 304 00:29:34,847 --> 00:29:39,716 Well done. I've got to try that after my pledge date. 305 00:29:46,367 --> 00:29:50,963 - For fuck's sake! - Come here, you pair of fucking spanners! 306 00:29:51,047 --> 00:29:53,561 We only want to have a word with you. 307 00:30:22,287 --> 00:30:24,403 - Hi. - Hi, there. 308 00:30:25,647 --> 00:30:28,719 What are you doing here? How did you get out of your ward? 309 00:30:29,727 --> 00:30:31,319 Aren't you happy to see me? 310 00:30:35,687 --> 00:30:38,838 - So, where were you? - I was out with Toby. 311 00:30:41,887 --> 00:30:45,118 - What do you think of him? - I like him. He's a very nice guy. 312 00:30:46,367 --> 00:30:49,006 - Did you have a thing with him? - Toby? 313 00:30:51,327 -->