Get Him to the Greek

You were famously sober for many years. 751 00:36:15,632 --> 00:36:17,758 Now you are famously not sober. 752 00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:19,760 Are you on something right now? 753 00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:22,096 Yeah. You are? 754 00:36:22,597 --> 00:36:24,014 Yeah. Several things? 755 00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:27,268 I'm just mucking around, Meredith. I've never taken drugs. 756 00:36:28,937 --> 00:36:29,979 (WHISPERS) I have. 757 00:36:30,105 --> 00:36:31,188 I love them. 758 00:36:31,273 --> 00:36:32,523 Aldous, I'm worried about you. 759 00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:33,774 Are you Paul Krugman? 760 00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:35,859 Yeah. 761 00:36:36,945 --> 00:36:38,195 My dad loves your shit. 762 00:36:40,490 --> 00:36:41,574 Thank you. 763 00:36:41,783 --> 00:36:44,785 Hey, you're doing great, man! You're doing great. So good. 764 00:36:45,954 --> 00:36:47,871 I don't know the lyrics to African Child. 765 00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:49,373 You're funny as shit, man. 766 00:36:49,457 --> 00:36:51,667 I need you to get the lyrics. I'm serious. I don't know the lyrics. 767 00:36:51,751 --> 00:36:53,210 I can't remember what the lyrics are. 768 00:36:53,962 --> 00:36:56,255 They're, like, the most simplest lyrics ever. 769 00:36:56,756 --> 00:36:58,549 Are they, mate? What are they? 770 00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:01,468 Yeah... 771 00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:05,639 (SINGING) Across the mystic desert 772 00:37:06,141 --> 00:37:08,559 Is a desert that is mystic 773 00:37:08,643 --> 00:37:10,728 No! That's not the lyrics. 774 00:37:10,812 --> 00:37:12,104 I don't know. Thirty seconds. 775 00:37:12,188 --> 00:37:13,230 Thirty seconds. 776 00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:16,066 I will figure this out. Don't worry. You started this. 777 00:37:16,276 --> 00:37:19,069 (SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 778 00:37:23,491 --> 00:37:26,243 MEREDITH: I am here with Aldous Snow of Infant Sorrow. 779 00:37:26,328 --> 00:37:28,495 I understand that African Child was commercially disappointing. 780 00:37:28,705 --> 00:37:32,333 Who knows the lyrics to African Child? Who knows the lyrics to... 781 00:37:32,417 --> 00:37:33,584 ...artistically fulfilling. 782 00:37:33,668 --> 00:37:36,128 Yeah, but it was also critically disappointing. 783 00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:39,256 Yes. 784 00:37:39,341 --> 00:37:40,591 Hey, man. What's up? 785 00:37:40,675 --> 00:37:42,426 Do you know the lyrics to African Child? 786 00:37:42,969 --> 00:37:46,138 I don't know the lyrics. I just pound the drum and do the Africa face. 787 00:37:50,685 --> 00:37:55,648 I need the lyrics to African Child! 788 00:37:55,732 --> 00:37:58,859 ALDOUS ON TV: Yes, in a way. Although, in another way, no. 789 00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:01,195 MEREDITH: Well, we all want you... We want you to sing. 790 00:38:01,363 --> 00:38:02,404 What are the lyrics to African Child? 791 00:38:02,489 --> 00:38:03,989 ALDOUS: I guess I'm gonna. Okay, he's gonna sing. 792 00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:06,367 We'll be right back with Aldous Snow. I'm gonna. 793 00:38:06,618 --> 00:38:07,951 (CHEERING LOUDLY) 794 00:38:12,874 --> 00:38:14,667 It is a wonderful day here in New York City. 795 00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:16,794 We are seconds away from Aldous Snow 796 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,962 performing live out in Rockefeller Plaza. 797 00:38:21,883 --> 00:38:23,801 I can't... Sorry, Meredith! 798 00:38:23,885 --> 00:38:24,927 Oh, boy. 799 00:38:25,011 --> 00:38:26,553 And now, Aldous. 800 00:38:28,390 --> 00:38:31,684 Thank you. I'm Aldous Snow. 801 00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:35,521 And this is African Child. 802 00:38:50,036 --> 00:38:51,036 Oh, fuck. 803 00:38:51,746 --> 00:38:53,247 Take three. Can you hit the delay? 804 00:38:53,623 --> 00:38:54,832 Oh, shit. I'm sorry. 805 00:38:54,916 --> 00:38:56,917 I want to... Do you remember The Clap? 806 00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:01,880 Play The Clap. 807 00:39:04,718 --> 00:39:06,677 One, two, three, four! 808 00:39:15,437 --> 00:39:16,979 (SINGING) We got the clap 809 00:39:17,063 --> 00:39:20,023 You got the clap We cooked the rocks 810 00:39:20,108 --> 00:39:22,359 You took the smack Ah, yeah 811 00:39:23,611 --> 00:39:24,653 We love you! 812 00:39:24,738 --> 00:39:27,406 We got the itch You got the scratch 813 00:39:27,490 --> 00:39:30,784 Burns, burns, burns Like the head of a match 814 00:39:30,910 --> 00:39:34,329 You took the front, I took the back Ah, yeah 815 00:39:36,332 --> 00:39:37,958 We got the clap 816 00:39:39,627 --> 00:39:40,961 We got it 817 00:39:42,714 --> 00:39:44,423 I got the clap! 818 00:39:45,967 --> 00:39:47,176 I got the clap, too! 819 00:39:48,303 --> 00:39:49,803 I'm so shitfaced. 820 00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:52,055 What's going on? My gosh. 821 00:39:52,474 --> 00:39:55,184 We got the clap You got the clap 822 00:39:55,477 --> 00:39:58,061 Wiped my face on the welcome mat 823 00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:04,693 We got the clap Can't be beat 824 00:40:04,778 --> 00:40:07,529 Got it off the back of a toilet seat 825 00:40: