Paul

591 00:34:47,002 --> 00:34:48,419 I'm talking to you. 592 00:34:48,503 --> 00:34:49,670 Oh, sorry. 593 00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:53,215 Hi. I'm Ruth Buggs. 594 00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:57,511 Good evening, Ruth. I am the writer, Clive Gollings. 595 00:34:57,596 --> 00:35:00,764 This is my friend and cohort, Mr. Graeme Willy. 596 00:35:00,849 --> 00:35:01,891 Hi. 597 00:35:06,396 --> 00:35:07,730 Have you got room? 598 00:35:08,064 --> 00:35:10,190 Sure. Yeah, park in bay nine. 599 00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:12,610 It's $25 a night, including hookups 600 00:35:12,694 --> 00:35:14,486 and I'll need an ID to hold onto. 601 00:35:14,570 --> 00:35:15,946 Okay. 602 00:35:22,037 --> 00:35:24,204 We're just a couple of regular guys 603 00:35:24,289 --> 00:35:27,875 on a tour of the less touristy side of the American Midwest. 604 00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:29,501 - How exciting. - I know. 605 00:35:30,503 --> 00:35:33,088 There you go. It's my passport. 606 00:35:34,799 --> 00:35:37,468 The UK. I love the UK. 607 00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:39,345 - Have you been? - No. 608 00:35:39,429 --> 00:35:40,429 You should go. 609 00:35:41,430 --> 00:35:43,182 Oh. Okay. 610 00:35:43,266 --> 00:35:45,851 No, no, I meant, you should go to London. 611 00:35:45,936 --> 00:35:48,520 There's a lot of places I want to go. 612 00:35:48,605 --> 00:35:51,190 Ruth! Ruth! Get in here! 613 00:35:51,274 --> 00:35:53,275 I'll be by in the morning to get your money 614 00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:55,004 so have a pleasant evening now, won't you? 615 00:35:55,028 --> 00:35:56,153 - Thank you. - Thank you. 616 00:35:56,237 --> 00:35:57,780 - Bye. - And you. Bye. 617 00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:04,119 She was lovely. 618 00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:07,289 Why don't you just marry her, then? 619 00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:08,707 Boo! 620 00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:10,668 Every time, it works! 621 00:36:10,752 --> 00:36:13,128 That was 30 seconds ago, I did it. 622 00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:21,303 - What took you so long? - I was just talking, Papa. 623 00:36:21,805 --> 00:36:24,264 Well, you talk too much. 624 00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:25,599 Sorry, Papa. 625 00:36:33,066 --> 00:36:34,066 Huh? 626 00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:35,818 Hello. 627 00:36:37,237 --> 00:36:40,531 - You want a cigarette? - No, thanks. I don't smoke. 628 00:36:43,618 --> 00:36:45,953 - Can I ask you something? - Yeah, sure. 629 00:36:46,037 --> 00:36:48,997 - You and Graeme, are you guys... - What? 630 00:36:49,624 --> 00:36:52,084 You know... 631 00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:58,465 You know! You guys, two guys... 632 00:37:04,013 --> 00:37:05,264 Fucking kidding me? 633 00:37:15,150 --> 00:37:17,151 What are you... 634 00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:22,072 - I don't know what you mean. - Gay! 635 00:37:22,157 --> 00:37:25,242 No! Why do people keep saying that? 636 00:37:25,326 --> 00:37:26,618 No, I was just wondering. 637 00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:30,122 It's totally cool if you are. Everyone's bi on my planet. 638 00:37:30,206 --> 00:37:32,566 It's all about the pleasure thing. You know what I'm saying? 639 00:37:34,043 --> 00:37:35,919 Why are you here, Paul? 640 00:37:36,004 --> 00:37:38,255 Oh, I was here on a science mission, actually, 641 00:37:38,339 --> 00:37:42,509 and then I had some spaceship-related problems, 642 00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:45,512 and I kind of crashed. 643 00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:47,639 Lucky for me though, this little girl, 644 00:37:47,724 --> 00:37:48,784 she pulls me out of the wreck. 645 00:37:48,808 --> 00:37:51,643 Next thing I know, guys arrive, cart me off to the base. 646 00:37:53,813 --> 00:37:55,533 What have you been doing here all this time? 647 00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:59,109 I've been kicking back, man. I've been shooting the shit. 648 00:37:59,194 --> 00:38:01,111 I've been advising the government. 649 00:38:01,196 --> 00:38:02,362 Not just the government. 650 00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:06,617 I want him to have some kind of a special power. 651 00:38:06,700 --> 00:38:08,869 Something messianic. 652 00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:12,539 Okay, Steven, how about cellular revivification? 653 00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:14,041 Yeah, I don't know what that is. 654 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:15,876 Oh. Restoration of damaged tissue 655 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,378 through telepathic manipulation of intrinsic field memory. 656 00:38:18,463 --> 00:38:21,298 - What's that mean? - It means healing, Mr. Spielberg. 657 00:38:21,382 --> 00:38:22,966 Yeah, right. Healing. 658 00:38:23,050 --> 00:38:25,010 By touch, or something like that. 659 00:38:25,094 --> 00:38:27,888 Maybe his finger lights up at the end when he reaches out and touches? 660 00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:30,724 Maybe. You know, sometimes I find less is more. 661 00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:32,726 Hey. Trust me. 662 00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:35,664 You'd be surprised how much he's influenced popular culture 663 00:38:35,688 --> 00:38:36,730 over the last 60 years. 664 00:38:37,565 --> 00:38:38,649 Agent Mulder was right. 665 00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:4...