Alice in Wonderland

I don't understand it... it was the best butter. 587 00:51:34,468 --> 00:51:35,666 Danish. 588 00:51:38,973 --> 00:51:40,348 That's a funny watch. 589 00:51:41,142 --> 00:51:43,929 It tells the day of the month but not the time. 590 00:51:44,603 --> 00:51:47,723 Why should it... does your watch tell you what year it is? 591 00:51:48,649 --> 00:51:51,057 No. Because it stays a year for so long. 592 00:51:51,194 --> 00:51:52,604 Oh well then I rest my case. 593 00:51:52,736 --> 00:51:53,737 Where? 594 00:51:53,822 --> 00:51:54,823 There! 595 00:51:58,284 --> 00:51:59,694 I know when I'm beaten. 596 00:52:00,745 --> 00:52:04,244 Oh look. Mr Dormouse is asleep again. 597 00:52:05,917 --> 00:52:08,835 It tells you a lot about your conversation... 598 00:52:09,128 --> 00:52:11,121 Sparkle, Miss, sparkle! 599 00:52:11,297 --> 00:52:12,756 Of course, of course, 600 00:52:12,841 --> 00:52:16,708 I was just going to say that myself... I'm... 601 00:52:16,803 --> 00:52:18,843 I'm asleep... again... 602 00:52:21,557 --> 00:52:24,428 Have you guessed the riddle about the raven yet? 603 00:52:24,602 --> 00:52:27,271 Um hmm no, I give up... what's the answer? 604 00:52:27,355 --> 00:52:29,478 I haven't the slightest idea. 605 00:52:29,565 --> 00:52:31,108 Nor me. 606 00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:33,341 I think you should all do something better with the time 607 00:52:33,361 --> 00:52:36,231 than wasting it on asking stupid riddles. 608 00:52:36,322 --> 00:52:40,652 If you knew Time the way I do, you wouldn't talk about wasting "it". 609 00:52:40,702 --> 00:52:42,778 Time is a "him". 610 00:52:42,829 --> 00:52:45,117 "It" isn't polite. 611 00:52:45,206 --> 00:52:47,163 I don't know what you mean. 612 00:52:47,208 --> 00:52:48,833 Of course you don't! 613 00:52:48,918 --> 00:52:51,290 Because you've never spoken to Time have you? 614 00:52:51,838 --> 00:52:53,380 Well I have. 615 00:52:53,548 --> 00:52:56,335 We used to be very good friends... 616 00:52:56,760 --> 00:53:00,804 We served the Empire, in many a distant post before they all got woodworm. 617 00:53:01,598 --> 00:53:04,267 But we quarreled last March... 618 00:53:05,519 --> 00:53:07,392 just before he went mad. 619 00:53:07,562 --> 00:53:09,056 Flatterer! 620 00:53:09,147 --> 00:53:12,101 It was at the great concert given by the Queen of Hearts! 621 00:53:12,191 --> 00:53:15,608 Quick, stop him, he's going to sing... too late! 622 00:53:15,695 --> 00:53:18,483 Thank you ladies and gentlemen. How terribly sweet of you. 623 00:53:19,533 --> 00:53:24,989 And now for a little encore I'd like to a song entitled "Auntie's Wooden Leg". 624 00:53:25,038 --> 00:53:27,077 Maestro, if you please... 625 00:53:30,877 --> 00:53:34,957 "Oh Auntie's wooden leg, Auntie's wooden leg. 626 00:53:35,006 --> 00:53:38,838 We'll paint it red and call it Fred or Ned or Ted. 627 00:53:38,968 --> 00:53:42,753 Oh, Auntie's wooden leg. Auntie's wooden leg. 628 00:53:42,806 --> 00:53:48,595 Everybody said it was well and truly dead, oh Auntie's wooden leg... 629 00:53:48,728 --> 00:53:50,389 I say, I say, I say!" 630 00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:53,481 How dare you interrupt my song with "I say, I say, I say!" 631 00:53:53,567 --> 00:53:54,681 I say, I say, I say... 632 00:53:54,776 --> 00:53:57,943 In this world it's not what you know, but who you know. 633 00:53:58,029 --> 00:53:59,572 I don't know either one of them. 634 00:53:59,656 --> 00:54:01,779 Kindly leave the stage by the red door. 635 00:54:01,866 --> 00:54:04,571 There's a fifty foot drop on the other side! 636 00:54:04,661 --> 00:54:06,654 But we're still good friends... 637 00:54:06,746 --> 00:54:08,205 Dohh! 638 00:54:08,582 --> 00:54:16,956 Auntie's wooden ohh... 639 00:54:20,927 --> 00:54:24,711 Uh ha, oh dear dear dear dear dear. 640 00:54:25,349 --> 00:54:29,642 Auntie's wooden leg. Aunties wooden leg, we'II... 641 00:54:29,728 --> 00:54:31,851 That's enough of that... or she'll walk out. 642 00:54:32,397 --> 00:54:34,639 That's what the audience did at the concert. 643 00:54:34,816 --> 00:54:36,227 Try another song. 644 00:54:36,860 --> 00:54:38,687 We're desperate men. 645 00:54:39,904 --> 00:54:43,949 "Twinkle, twinkle, little bat. 646 00:54:44,033 --> 00:54:47,983 How I wonder what you're at! 647 00:54:48,079 --> 00:54:55,790 Up above the world you fly. Like a tea-tray in the sky. 648 00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:59,965 Twinkle, twinkle, little twinkle, 649 00:55:00,050 --> 00:55:03,950 You don't speak but you will twinkle. 650 00:55:03,970 --> 00:55:11,125 Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, little bee, 651 00:55:11,145 --> 00:55:14,513 Twinkle, twinkle, 652 00:55:14,606 --> 00:55:30,622 I'm so glad it isn't me... 653 00:55:32,207 --> 00:55:35,541 Lovely isn't it? It could almost pass for singing. 654 00:55:45,930