Inkheart

Yes, 549 00:33:43,717 --> 00:33:44,872 duct tape. 550 00:33:44,897 --> 00:33:46,672 I love duct tape. 551 00:33:48,317 --> 00:33:50,492 Besides, what was I in Inkheart? 552 00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:53,780 The Adderhead's henchman. 553 00:33:54,282 --> 00:33:56,189 Living in the woods with all those... 554 00:33:56,423 --> 00:33:57,961 filthy beasts. 555 00:33:58,453 --> 00:33:59,649 But look at me now. 556 00:34:01,205 --> 00:34:02,289 I have got a castle. 557 00:34:03,374 --> 00:34:05,281 I will never go back. None of us, 558 00:34:05,305 --> 00:34:06,463 ever will. 559 00:34:07,003 --> 00:34:08,284 To make sure of that, 560 00:34:08,451 --> 00:34:10,453 I am going to do what I always do when someone... 561 00:34:10,713 --> 00:34:12,533 digs up a copy of this tedious book. 562 00:34:12,705 --> 00:34:14,152 You promised I would be sent home. 563 00:34:14,177 --> 00:34:16,336 Yes, I know. I lied when I said that. 564 00:34:16,405 --> 00:34:18,127 I mean I am a liar. I lie all the time. 565 00:34:18,151 --> 00:34:19,240 Lie, lie, lie. 566 00:34:19,666 --> 00:34:22,197 After all these years, you would think he would figure it out by now. 567 00:34:23,978 --> 00:34:25,395 No! No, no, no! 568 00:34:25,635 --> 00:34:26,307 No! 569 00:34:26,594 --> 00:34:27,821 Get it! Get it out! 570 00:34:28,993 --> 00:34:30,267 No, no, no, no! 571 00:34:33,362 --> 00:34:36,740 Must you do that every single time? It's pathetic honestly. 572 00:34:38,405 --> 00:34:39,268 Don't! 573 00:34:43,622 --> 00:34:45,154 Now, get your burns tended to. 574 00:34:45,178 --> 00:34:47,825 Otherwise, I will be forced to cancel our weekly Juggle Night. 575 00:34:47,853 --> 00:34:49,886 You know how much I look forward to Juggle Night. 576 00:34:50,220 --> 00:34:51,263 Lock them up. 577 00:35:02,266 --> 00:35:03,528 Hey, Darius. 578 00:35:04,227 --> 00:35:06,666 Don't forget to feed the crocodile, will you? 579 00:35:10,399 --> 00:35:12,103 For the love of Theseus! 580 00:35:15,921 --> 00:35:16,936 No! No, no, no. 581 00:35:17,498 --> 00:35:19,045 He didn't mean it. 582 00:35:19,070 --> 00:35:20,815 He's... He-he just hungry. 583 00:35:20,839 --> 00:35:22,906 It's not his fault. 584 00:35:23,162 --> 00:35:24,329 He is a Minotaur. 585 00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:26,070 He can barely walk, thanks... 586 00:35:26,094 --> 00:35:28,559 to-to-to Darius and his reading. 587 00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:30,353 A lot is down to this jackass. 588 00:35:30,471 --> 00:35:31,951 We came out with half the book, 589 00:35:31,975 --> 00:35:34,265 tattooed across our face. Look what he did to my eye. 590 00:35:34,549 --> 00:35:35,747 If you think that's bad, 591 00:35:35,914 --> 00:35:37,485 look at the state of my nose. 592 00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:39,295 It's disgusting. Ye... Alright. 593 00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:42,991 So, you can imagine how pleased we are that you are here. 594 00:35:43,134 --> 00:35:44,130 Delighted. 595 00:35:44,154 --> 00:35:45,173 Because now... 596 00:35:45,431 --> 00:35:47,186 we got someone who can really read. 597 00:36:06,274 --> 00:36:07,702 I hurt myself. 598 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:10,184 Again. 599 00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:17,841 I don't understand it. 600 00:36:19,343 --> 00:36:21,511 In Inkheart my hands, they never burned. 601 00:36:22,138 --> 00:36:23,180 But here! 602 00:36:26,150 --> 00:36:28,189 Fire has no sense of humor. 603 00:36:37,111 --> 00:36:38,612 You are trying to escape again? 604 00:36:38,941 --> 00:36:39,983 Resa... 605 00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:41,794 give up. 606 00:36:43,284 --> 00:36:44,591 We are not going anywhere. 607 00:36:51,167 --> 00:36:52,366 For a moment... 608 00:36:54,795 --> 00:36:56,963 I held Inkheart in my hands. 609 00:36:59,967 --> 00:37:01,193 But it's ashes now. 610 00:37:05,139 --> 00:37:06,748 And I shall never go home. 611 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:13,563 But you... 612 00:37:14,148 --> 00:37:15,385 you still have hope. 613 00:37:24,666 --> 00:37:26,598 When Darius read you out of Inkworld, 614 00:37:26,622 --> 00:37:29,086 he left your voice behind in that book but... 615 00:37:29,407 --> 00:37:30,699 if you could talk... 616 00:37:30,985 --> 00:37:32,461 would you tell me your story? 617 00:37:33,589 --> 00:37:34,552 Would you? 618 00:37:38,589 --> 00:37:39,427 No. 619 00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:42,332 No, you would not. 620 00:37:43,724 --> 00:37:45,333 It's because of how I am written, isn't it? 621 00:37:45,429 --> 00:37:46,752 You think me weak... 622 00:37:47,214 --> 00:37:48,466 and deceitful. 623 00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:53,440 It's not all I am. 624 00:37:57,551 --> 00:37:58,596 Not all of me. 625 00:38:12,832 --> 00:38:13,819 It's just a dream. 626 00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:15,781 It's just a dream. 627 00:38:16,248 --> 00:38:18,022 It's just a dream. Are you ...