Central Intelligence

837 00:33:37,932 --> 00:33:39,559 Look how comfortable I am. 838 00:33:40,351 --> 00:33:43,354 Mr. Joyner, your friend Bob Stone is a dangerous psychotic. 839 00:33:43,438 --> 00:33:44,605 You're lucky to be alive. 840 00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:45,690 Okay, listen to me. 841 00:33:45,815 --> 00:33:48,693 This man is not, I repeat to you, 842 00:33:48,776 --> 00:33:52,363 he is not, not, my friend! 843 00:33:52,447 --> 00:33:54,115 Zero allegiance. 844 00:33:55,158 --> 00:33:57,577 All right, Mr. Joyner, prove it. 845 00:33:58,369 --> 00:33:59,912 Yeah, well, I need a second. 846 00:33:59,996 --> 00:34:01,247 You gotta step outside. 847 00:34:01,330 --> 00:34:02,623 I gotta take a shit. 848 00:34:02,707 --> 00:34:03,958 This is a lot. 849 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:05,084 I got to go. 850 00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:06,627 Just give me a second, man! 851 00:34:07,295 --> 00:34:08,838 -I'll be waiting. -Jesus Christ! 852 00:34:16,137 --> 00:34:17,263 [elevator bell dings] 853 00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:22,518 All teams be advised, we're Oscar Mike with the bait. 854 00:34:22,602 --> 00:34:25,146 -Did you just call me "the bait"? -No. 855 00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:27,565 Yeah, you did. She just called me the bait. Why am I the bait? 856 00:34:27,648 --> 00:34:29,400 No, that doesn't sound like something I'd ever say. 857 00:34:29,484 --> 00:34:30,610 You just said it. 858 00:34:30,693 --> 00:34:31,736 Hey, hey, hey. What's going on here? 859 00:34:31,819 --> 00:34:33,488 Sir, I'm gonna need you to step aside. 860 00:34:33,571 --> 00:34:34,697 This is a matter of national security. 861 00:34:34,864 --> 00:34:35,948 [laughs] 862 00:34:36,032 --> 00:34:37,366 Yeah, right! I love it. 863 00:34:37,450 --> 00:34:39,827 What is this? Like a strippergram thing to suck up to Ethan? 864 00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:41,537 Gotta love strippers. So dirty. 865 00:34:41,621 --> 00:34:43,539 Show us your tits! Show us your tits! 866 00:34:43,706 --> 00:34:46,375 [singsong] Hey, let's see some titty! 867 00:34:46,459 --> 00:34:47,543 -[Taser crackles] -[groans] 868 00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:49,420 -[all gasping] -[thuds] 869 00:34:49,504 --> 00:34:51,589 -This you? -Yeah, right here. 870 00:34:51,672 --> 00:34:53,049 You did this to yourself. 871 00:34:53,132 --> 00:34:54,467 [Steve groaning] 872 00:34:58,596 --> 00:34:59,639 Small. 873 00:34:59,889 --> 00:35:00,932 Yeah. 874 00:35:02,391 --> 00:35:04,393 [phone rings] 875 00:35:09,565 --> 00:35:11,400 Calvin Joyner, Accounting. 876 00:35:13,736 --> 00:35:15,905 Hello? Calvin Joyner, Accounting. 877 00:35:16,656 --> 00:35:17,657 [Bob] Calvin? 878 00:35:21,035 --> 00:35:23,037 [mouthing] It's Bob! It's Bob! 879 00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:24,580 [mouthing] Act natural. 880 00:35:24,664 --> 00:35:26,791 Calvin. Is that you? 881 00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:28,251 Are you there? 882 00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:31,003 Well, hey. Well, yeah. 883 00:35:31,838 --> 00:35:33,673 Yeah, wassup? Uh... 884 00:35:34,632 --> 00:35:37,176 What up, Bobby-o? 885 00:35:37,343 --> 00:35:39,554 [British accent] are you quite well? 886 00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:40,888 I'm in big trouble. 887 00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:43,349 Oh, God! I screwed up. I screwed up big time. 888 00:35:43,599 --> 00:35:45,143 We gotta talk. Can you meet me? 889 00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:47,854 Sure, sure. Yeah. Where? Where do you want me to meet you? 890 00:35:47,937 --> 00:35:49,814 I'm in the stairwell of your building, two flights down. 891 00:35:50,273 --> 00:35:51,566 -Stairwell? -Hurry! 892 00:35:53,192 --> 00:35:54,527 He's in the stairwell, two flights down! 893 00:35:54,610 --> 00:35:56,445 -Move, move! -Alert Charlie team. 894 00:35:56,529 --> 00:35:58,614 Hold on. What's going on? Am I safe here? 895 00:35:58,698 --> 00:36:00,533 As long as Bob Stone is in the building, no one's safe. 896 00:36:00,616 --> 00:36:02,493 Get back in your office now! 897 00:36:07,123 --> 00:36:08,332 Okay! 898 00:36:08,499 --> 00:36:10,668 Good news is we heard her, guys. 899 00:36:10,835 --> 00:36:13,713 So, everybody, let's all just... Let's all stay calm. 900 00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:15,173 As long as... 901 00:36:19,343 --> 00:36:21,304 What the hell is going on? 902 00:36:21,470 --> 00:36:22,722 -Relax. -Hey. 903 00:36:22,805 --> 00:36:24,473 -Great job at getting them out, Jet. -Oh, Bob! 904 00:36:24,557 --> 00:36:26,017 That's teamwork! 905 00:36:26,142 --> 00:36:27,894 Wait! How did you... What did you just do? 906 00:36:27,977 --> 00:36:29,187 It's a tradecraft, buddy. 907 00:36:29,353 --> 00:36:30,521 Spoiler alert. 908 00:36:30,771 --> 00:36:31,981 I'm in the CIA. 909 00:36:32,064 --> 00:36:33,149 Oh, no shit! 910 00:36:33,232 --> 00:36:34,775 Hey, hey! What're you doing with my phone? 911 00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:3...