The Internship

uh, but sparingly, 445 00:32:13,467 --> 00:32:15,603 let's just keep it to the greatest hits. 446 00:32:15,737 --> 00:32:16,771 Okay. Yeah. I'll go first. 447 00:32:16,838 --> 00:32:19,306 My name's Julie. Code name, Apothecary. 448 00:32:19,674 --> 00:32:20,974 I grew up mostly in New York. 449 00:32:21,208 --> 00:32:22,376 I think I'm Jewish. 450 00:32:22,744 --> 00:32:25,212 I don't know how old I was when I first entered the Internship. 451 00:32:26,046 --> 00:32:27,448 Before it went to hell, I was working 452 00:32:27,515 --> 00:32:29,983 with the Israeli embassy, photographing secret documents, 453 00:32:30,050 --> 00:32:33,020 and on their behalf, I took out a number of high-level insurgents 454 00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:35,523 using an untraceable herb that I put in their tea. 455 00:32:40,595 --> 00:32:42,062 Oh, great. 456 00:32:42,296 --> 00:32:44,666 APOTHECARY: Relax. It wasn't these herbs. 457 00:32:45,667 --> 00:32:47,902 Okay, that's enough of that. 458 00:32:47,968 --> 00:32:49,804 Okay. My name is Chloe, 459 00:32:49,871 --> 00:32:50,971 but I'm called Dagger. 460 00:32:51,606 --> 00:32:54,809 I think I'm French. I don't know for sure. 461 00:32:55,142 --> 00:32:56,210 I sound like it. 462 00:32:56,276 --> 00:32:57,978 Yeah. CHLOE: Anyway, after my early 463 00:32:58,045 --> 00:32:59,514 years in the Internship, 464 00:32:59,581 --> 00:33:00,915 I ended up in France, 465 00:33:01,181 --> 00:33:02,851 working for a French cabinet member 466 00:33:03,183 --> 00:33:05,152 until I was ordered to kill him. 467 00:33:05,252 --> 00:33:06,053 Nice. 468 00:33:06,119 --> 00:33:07,755 <i>Voila. C'est moi.</i> 469 00:33:08,923 --> 00:33:11,358 Once upon a time I was known as Elliot, 470 00:33:11,693 --> 00:33:13,761 but I've been Rubicon for a long while now. 471 00:33:14,394 --> 00:33:16,063 My story's not particularly romantic 472 00:33:16,129 --> 00:33:17,197 or interesting. 473 00:33:17,732 --> 00:33:19,734 Finished most of my training in Northern Italy, 474 00:33:19,801 --> 00:33:20,802 hence the name Rubicon. 475 00:33:21,736 --> 00:33:25,138 After that, I was working with a tech billionaire in the UK. 476 00:33:25,205 --> 00:33:26,473 Taught me a hell of a lot. 477 00:33:26,908 --> 00:33:27,942 Very good man. 478 00:33:28,510 --> 00:33:31,746 Well, wasn't until he committed suicide. 479 00:33:31,813 --> 00:33:33,013 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 480 00:33:34,314 --> 00:33:35,315 Apparently. 481 00:33:35,382 --> 00:33:36,183 Apparently? 482 00:33:36,483 --> 00:33:39,119 Well, let's just say I didn't kill him. 483 00:33:39,253 --> 00:33:40,688 (SCOFFS) Yeah, right. 484 00:33:41,756 --> 00:33:42,757 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 485 00:33:43,725 --> 00:33:44,726 And come on, then. 486 00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:46,661 What's your story? 487 00:33:48,563 --> 00:33:49,496 (CLEARS THROAT) 488 00:33:50,464 --> 00:33:51,398 I'm Caliber. 489 00:33:52,667 --> 00:33:54,067 I'm just good at hurting people. 490 00:33:55,737 --> 00:33:56,638 That's all. 491 00:33:56,905 --> 00:33:58,706 (CHORTLES) 492 00:34:03,511 --> 00:34:04,512 Fair enough. 493 00:34:05,613 --> 00:34:06,614 (SIGHS) 494 00:34:06,814 --> 00:34:08,348 Last but not least, our, uh, 495 00:34:08,616 --> 00:34:09,784 fluffy-toed friend here. 496 00:34:09,984 --> 00:34:10,985 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 497 00:34:11,051 --> 00:34:13,120 Uh, I've got the basic intern skills, 498 00:34:13,186 --> 00:34:14,589 uh, great night vision, 499 00:34:14,789 --> 00:34:15,823 acute hearing. 500 00:34:16,390 --> 00:34:18,458 What I'm really good at is money. 501 00:34:19,159 --> 00:34:21,930 Making it, understanding how it works. 502 00:34:22,329 --> 00:34:23,665 And they put me with a Russian attaché 503 00:34:23,731 --> 00:34:26,466 working in Philadelphia who loved to gamble. 504 00:34:27,434 --> 00:34:29,202 I shut 'em out to play the stock market. 505 00:34:30,070 --> 00:34:31,506 You worked for Russians? 506 00:34:31,873 --> 00:34:33,041 It's where they placed me. 507 00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:35,843 Uh, my handler said I look Russian. 508 00:34:37,512 --> 00:34:40,380 You guys think I look Russian? Not in those slippers. 509 00:34:40,447 --> 00:34:41,481 (CHUCKLES) 510 00:34:41,683 --> 00:34:42,717 You look stupid. 511 00:34:42,784 --> 00:34:45,385 (GIRLS CHUCKLE) 512 00:34:49,189 --> 00:34:51,726 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) (TRAFFIC WHIZZING) 513 00:34:58,332 --> 00:35:01,301 (ACOUSTIC FOLK MUSIC PLAYS IN DISTANCE) 514 00:35:06,206 --> 00:35:08,042 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 515 00:35:08,108 --> 00:35:10,344 Hey big man. Let's see a menu. 516 00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:13,280 Ooh! 517 00:35:16,249 --> 00:35:17,685 How you doing, folks? 518 00:35:18,251 --> 00:35:20,354 (GROANS) There we go. 519 00:35:23,190 --> 00:35:24,291 (FOLK MUSIC STOPS PLAYING) 520 00: