The Riot Club

460 00:35:57,738 --> 00:36:00,732 This is what they do to people they like? 461 00:36:01,617 --> 00:36:04,145 No, I'm just going to clear it up. 462 00:36:04,245 --> 00:36:06,355 Oh, come on, it's just a bit of fun. 463 00:36:06,455 --> 00:36:09,484 - It's tradition. - These people are not your friends. 464 00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:12,285 - Oh, for fuck's sake, Lauren! - What? 465 00:36:14,130 --> 00:36:16,790 Well, maybe, you don't like it cos you don't get to do it. 466 00:36:20,803 --> 00:36:24,339 Fuck! Look, I'm sorry! Lauren! 467 00:36:28,769 --> 00:36:29,969 Jesus. 468 00:36:30,229 --> 00:36:32,590 I just wish I knew whose jizz it was. 469 00:36:32,690 --> 00:36:35,802 Well, it's one for all and all for one. 470 00:36:35,902 --> 00:36:39,847 So, in a way, it's everyone's jizz. 471 00:36:39,947 --> 00:36:42,892 Great, so, you did Bukkake on my room. 472 00:36:51,792 --> 00:36:53,576 Proper Riot boy. 473 00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:55,620 Here. 474 00:37:03,471 --> 00:37:06,624 It's actually really hard to get off. Paper's porous. 475 00:37:06,724 --> 00:37:10,044 You know, in a few years' time, these boys will be behind some very big desks, 476 00:37:10,144 --> 00:37:11,879 important desks. 477 00:37:11,979 --> 00:37:13,555 You as well. 478 00:37:14,565 --> 00:37:19,804 College is the last time we get to disport ourselves without anyone watching. 479 00:37:19,904 --> 00:37:23,398 Let's not waste it by being squeamish. 480 00:38:00,695 --> 00:38:03,354 Looks great. Looks classy. 481 00:38:04,198 --> 00:38:07,435 It's a ruby wedding party, Dad, I don't know if they want classy. 482 00:38:07,535 --> 00:38:09,770 No, this is the Young Entrepreneurs. 483 00:38:09,870 --> 00:38:11,863 Students? All this? 484 00:38:12,873 --> 00:38:15,401 Wealthy kids, wealthy parents. 485 00:38:15,501 --> 00:38:17,320 This is a fine dining market. 486 00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:21,282 Yeah, we're a pub, not a Michelin Star. 487 00:38:21,382 --> 00:38:25,126 And do you know how many pubs are closing every week in this country? 488 00:38:25,428 --> 00:38:27,955 Helen, they need forks as well as spoons for dessert, 489 00:38:28,055 --> 00:38:29,707 they're not having Fruit Corners. 490 00:38:29,807 --> 00:38:33,794 Posh people say "pudding", Dad, not "dessert". 491 00:38:33,894 --> 00:38:36,763 No they don't, do they? 492 00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:43,102 - Where did you learn that? - University? 493 00:38:44,405 --> 00:38:46,105 Must have been. 494 00:38:47,742 --> 00:38:49,477 Don't drink until the president says you can. 495 00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:50,561 OK. 496 00:38:50,661 --> 00:38:54,489 And absolutely no talk of religion or politics. 497 00:38:55,458 --> 00:38:59,278 - Is it always this far away? - Oh, we're banned from anywhere closer. 498 00:39:01,255 --> 00:39:04,533 And the menu is all, like, breast of chicken wrapped in boring, 499 00:39:04,633 --> 00:39:07,078 so I said to Leighton, "Mate, let me go off-piste, 500 00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:09,587 "organise something awesome." 501 00:39:10,014 --> 00:39:11,582 It's great President material. 502 00:39:11,682 --> 00:39:14,300 Fuck, is this restaurant in Wales? 503 00:39:17,229 --> 00:39:20,174 - Better start my campaign, then. - You? 504 00:39:20,274 --> 00:39:22,684 Election's next term, isn't it? 505 00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:26,354 What, you think I wouldn't be good? 506 00:39:26,781 --> 00:39:30,108 Just didn't think you'd be going for President. 507 00:39:30,451 --> 00:39:32,652 Is it because I is Greek? 508 00:39:36,540 --> 00:39:38,234 Jesus, Bellingfield, it's because I'm Greek? 509 00:39:38,334 --> 00:39:41,362 No! No, mate, come on. 510 00:39:41,462 --> 00:39:43,781 - Mate, how long have we been friends? - Since the first day of school. 511 00:39:43,881 --> 00:39:46,749 And you think I couldn't be President because I'm Greek? 512 00:39:51,722 --> 00:39:54,007 Oh, my... 513 00:39:55,893 --> 00:39:57,218 Wow! 514 00:39:58,312 --> 00:40:00,464 Hi! George Balfour. Have you... 515 00:40:00,564 --> 00:40:02,473 Is this the 60-80? 516 00:40:03,192 --> 00:40:06,519 Boom! Fucking Reservoir Dogs! 517 00:40:08,322 --> 00:40:10,398 - Evening, chaps. - Hello, mate. 518 00:40:12,701 --> 00:40:15,479 - What the fuck? - Mate? 519 00:40:15,579 --> 00:40:19,407 - My fucking tute partner. - Oh, classic. 520 00:40:20,376 --> 00:40:21,569 So, Milo? 521 00:40:21,669 --> 00:40:24,905 Do you know, I don't think I know a single person called Lauren. 522 00:40:25,005 --> 00:40:26,365 Prolier than thou. 523 00:40:26,465 --> 00:40:28,492 - Lauren what, Lauren who? - Lauren Small. 524 00:40:28,592 --> 00:40:30,745 - Oh, small, is she? - Not where it matters. 525 00:40:30,845 --> 00:40:33,630 Actually, she's, she's nice. 526 00:40:34,932 --> 00:40:37,043 Fuck, I thought you were ju