Green Street Hooligans

00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:05,400 West Ham wins 3-0, in a blinding performance... 454 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:09,400 ...and our little scrap makes the headline. Bloody muckrakers. 455 00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:11,800 So, what is this? 456 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,100 Bollocks journo bullshit. 457 00:34:14,300 --> 00:34:18,000 - No, no, this, the GSE. - Lower it, son. 458 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:22,300 What are you guys, like an organized political movement or something? 459 00:34:22,500 --> 00:34:24,200 No, mate. We're a firm. 460 00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:28,400 - You never heard of a firm in the States? - No. 461 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:33,300 All right. Every football team in Europe's got a firm. Some have two. 462 00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,900 Christ. I forgot how clueless you Yanks are. 463 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:40,900 All you've seen of us is the stadium riots on TV, innit? Come on. 464 00:34:41,100 --> 00:34:43,300 - Here you go love, two bacon sarnies. - Thanks. 465 00:34:43,500 --> 00:34:46,100 See, West Ham football is mediocre. 466 00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:49,000 But our firm is top notch and everyone knows it. 467 00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:52,300 The GSE. Green Street Elite. 468 00:34:52,500 --> 00:34:57,100 Arsenal: Great football, shit firm, "The Gooners." 469 00:34:57,300 --> 00:35:01,200 Tottenham: Shit football and a shit firm. 470 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:02,700 "The Yids," they're called. 471 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:06,100 I actually put their main lad through a phone-box window the other day. 472 00:35:06,300 --> 00:35:09,000 - What about Millwall? - Ah, Millwall. 473 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:12,600 Where to even fucking begin with Millwall. 474 00:35:12,900 --> 00:35:16,100 Millwall and West Ham firms hate each other more than any other firms. 475 00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,200 Sort of like the Yankees and the Red Sox. 476 00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:21,100 More like the Israelis and the Palestinians. 477 00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:23,700 We haven't played Millwall in ten years. 478 00:35:23,900 --> 00:35:27,900 Their top boy's this geezer named Tommy Hatcher. Horrible old cunt. 479 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:31,300 Back in the Major's day, Tommy's son was killed in a scrap. 480 00:35:31,500 --> 00:35:35,800 After that, he went completely mental. Lost the plot. 481 00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:39,600 - Well, who's the Major? - Ah, the Major. 482 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,400 Quite a legend around here. 483 00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:44,700 He ran the GSE in the early '90s, when I was coming up. 484 00:35:44,900 --> 00:35:46,800 Hardest bastard you ever saw. 485 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,100 They say we kind of lost our way when he left. 486 00:35:49,300 --> 00:35:54,500 But believe me, my boys are bringing the old GSE reputation right back. 487 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,800 So basically, firms are gangs. 488 00:35:58,100 --> 00:36:02,000 Kind of. But we're a far cry from all that Bloods-and-Crips bullshit. 489 00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:05,900 I mean, shooting a machine gun out of a moving car at an 8-year-old girl... 490 00:36:06,100 --> 00:36:07,900 ...that's just cowardly. 491 00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:10,500 See, we might be into fighting and all that... 492 00:36:10,700 --> 00:36:13,000 ...but it's really about reputation. 493 00:36:13,100 --> 00:36:15,600 Humiliating another mob in a row... 494 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:19,000 ...or doing something that the other firms get to hear or talk about. 495 00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:23,800 Like a Yank in his first fight, battering one of Birmingham's main lads. 496 00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:28,000 - Here you are, love, sit down. - Thank you. 497 00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:29,800 That's all right. 498 00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:33,400 Look, Pete, I don't know how to thank you for what you did for me. 499 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:37,100 Don't give it another thought. Yesterday was a good result for us. 500 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:40,700 We had a laugh, we had a few pints, cheered on the mighty Hammers. 501 00:36:40,900 --> 00:36:44,400 We was completely outnumbered, but we stuck by our mates... 502 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:47,600 ...and we stood our ground. No matter what happened. 503 00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:49,900 That's what it's all about. 504 00:37:01,100 --> 00:37:05,000 - Look at the fucking state of him. - Now, don't fucking start, all right? 505 00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:08,600 What did I say to you? I said to you one simple thing: No trouble. 506 00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,200 It had nothing to do with me. 507 00:37:10,300 --> 00:37:13,800 He's walking home. He gets jumped. Bruv, he's lucky we was there. 508 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000 Right. You're a real hero, ain't you, mate? 509 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,400 You saw the whole thing from your sofa, did you? 510 00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:21,100 Tel