Eva Dandridge has been in charge of her younger sisters ever since their parents died many years ago. She is a very uptight young woman who constantly meddles in the affairs of her sisters and their significant others. Her brothers-in-law, who are tired of Eva interfering in their lives, decide to set her up with someone so she can leave them alone. They end up paying Ray, the local "playboy," $5,000 to date her. The plan goes by smoothly, but trouble comes when Ray actually falls in love with Eva.
Deliver Us from Eva is a Romance, Comedy film released in 2003.
4 subtitle releases available in English. 2 releases include Hearing Impaired (HI) subtitles.
Movie Dialogue Sample
595
00:33:15,661 --> 00:33:17,761
Excuse me.
596
00:33:19,765 --> 00:33:22,366
Yo, what took you so long?
597
00:33:22,368 --> 00:33:24,701
I'm not the churchgoing type.
You people get up early.
598
00:33:24,703 --> 00:33:28,572
Nice job with the choir,
eva, girl. They were bangin'.
599
00:33:28,574 --> 00:33:33,310
You know, reverend,
your sermon today was great.
I mean, bang-up job.
600
00:33:33,312 --> 00:33:35,712
Although you did Miss
a word of that verse
from the book of acts.
601
00:33:35,714 --> 00:33:38,548
I think I was the only one
who caught it, and,
well, god, of course.
602
00:33:38,550 --> 00:33:41,518
So I took the liberty
of jotting down
a few suggestions...
603
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,755
On how you can do better
in the future.
Say what?
604
00:33:44,757 --> 00:33:47,691
My child, please.
I appreciate that.
605
00:33:47,693 --> 00:33:50,427
But you know what?
I got this.
606
00:33:50,429 --> 00:33:53,363
- [ Chuckles ]
- praise the lord.
607
00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:56,299
Praise him.
Eva, we're all
waiting for you.
608
00:33:56,301 --> 00:33:59,703
Can't you see I'm busy, michael?
I am speaking with the reverend.
609
00:33:59,705 --> 00:34:01,738
Oh, no, no, honey.
Please, go.
610
00:34:01,740 --> 00:34:05,575
Go back to your friends.
Please-- no. Go.
611
00:34:05,577 --> 00:34:08,612
Actually, reverend,
I needed to talk to you
and get your advice...
612
00:34:08,614 --> 00:34:12,215
<i> For a friend of mine</i>
<i> who has a dilemma about</i>
<i> a job she's considering.</i>
613
00:34:12,217 --> 00:34:15,752
Hmm. I've got people
who have much bigger
problems, eva.
614
00:34:15,754 --> 00:34:21,258
People whose souls need to be
saved from eternal damnation.
Stuff like that.
615
00:34:21,260 --> 00:34:24,394
A soul lasts forever, reverend,
and this job may not.
616
00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:27,464
Please, I need
to tell her what to do.
Tell your friend I--
617
00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:30,500
follow her heart.
618
00:34:30,502 --> 00:34:35,405
Now, please, excuse me.
619
00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:36,807
Amen.
620
00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:42,612
Eva, this is ray adams,
a friend of mine.
621
00:34:42,614 --> 00:34:46,316
Hello.
Hello, raymond.
622
00:34:46,318 --> 00:34:48,718
Call me ray.
No one calls me raymond.
Well, I do,<i> raymond.</i>
623
00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:52,522
[ Chuckles ]
What's so funny?
624
00:34:52,524 --> 00:34:55,659
I love a woman
who speaks her mind.
625
00:34:55,661 --> 00:34:58,261
My girlfriend's the same way.
626
00:34:58,263 --> 00:35:00,630
<i> Oh. Well, good for her.</i>
627
00:35:00,632 --> 00:35:03,867
Ray, I didn't know
you were seeing anyone.
628
00:35:03,869 --> 00:35:07,537
Oh, yeah, about six months now.
629
00:35:07,539 --> 00:35:10,640
I see a friend of mine
over there. It's nice
to meet you. All of you.
630
00:35:16,548 --> 00:35:18,748
What the hell
was that, man?
631
00:35:18,750 --> 00:35:22,119
Why did you tell her
you had a woman?
We gave you half the money.
632
00:35:22,121 --> 00:35:26,389
If you're thinking about
screwing us-- mm!
Calm down. Calm down. Calm down.
633
00:35:26,391 --> 00:35:29,759
No woman wants a man
who another woman
doesn't already want.
634
00:35:29,761 --> 00:35:32,696
The next time I meet her,
I'll make my move.
635
00:35:32,698 --> 00:35:35,432
I'm sure me and my girlfriend
will be having trouble by then.
636
00:35:37,302 --> 00:35:39,603
[ Chuckling ]
637
00:35:39,605 --> 00:35:42,339
You're good.
I should've known.
Yeah.
638
00:35:42,341 --> 00:35:45,475
Look, tim is having
some people over next week
for a barbecue.
639
00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:48,311
Why don't you come by?
I will.
640
00:35:48,313 --> 00:35:49,880
Just let the master
handle his business.
641
00:35:51,450 --> 00:35:53,850
By the way, I'm gonna need
a little expense money.
642
00:35:53,852 --> 00:35:57,687
Expenses for what?
I need funding
to take eva on a date.
643
00:35:57,689 --> 00:36:00,857
What about the five grand?
That was my fee.
644
00:36:00,859 --> 00:36:04,761
"Fee." "expenses."
See how the words are different?
645
00:36:04,763 --> 00:36:07,931
Three hundred should do it.
Thr
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