The Last of Sheila

696 00:40:44,317 --> 00:40:47,236 - [Laughing] - Christine. 697 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:50,239 I'm so tired. I just have to take a nap now. 698 00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:54,619 Wake me up when the credits are over. 699 00:40:55,828 --> 00:40:56,828 Hey, there. 700 00:40:56,871 --> 00:40:57,956 Is she okay? 701 00:40:58,039 --> 00:40:59,832 Yeah, she's alright. 702 00:40:59,916 --> 00:41:02,961 Vittorio, goddamn you, where are you? 703 00:41:03,044 --> 00:41:04,754 [Clamoring] 704 00:41:04,837 --> 00:41:07,840 Alright, alright! You listen, come on. 705 00:41:07,924 --> 00:41:09,842 You've got some explaining to do. 706 00:41:09,926 --> 00:41:12,011 Don't you know enough not to turn those eggbeaters on 707 00:41:12,095 --> 00:41:14,013 when we're ditching around out there? 708 00:41:14,097 --> 00:41:17,141 This is a goddamn luxury cruise, not an obstacle course! 709 00:41:21,521 --> 00:41:24,065 Look, I've been asking around, and none of us 710 00:41:24,148 --> 00:41:25,858 was in sight of any of the others 711 00:41:25,942 --> 00:41:27,652 for just those few seconds. 712 00:41:27,735 --> 00:41:29,570 Alice claims to have been in her cabin. 713 00:41:29,654 --> 00:41:31,656 I was in the lounge with guido. 714 00:41:31,739 --> 00:41:35,243 - Lee was on the top deck. - I was in my cabin. 715 00:41:35,326 --> 00:41:36,744 According to the rules of the genre, 716 00:41:36,828 --> 00:41:38,788 we should now be looking for a motive. 717 00:41:38,871 --> 00:41:40,871 Even Clinton could have climbed up the other ladder 718 00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:42,834 and started the engines. 719 00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:50,049 Well, well, well, not pawing through my... 720 00:41:50,133 --> 00:41:51,509 Bag of tricks there, are you, dad? 721 00:41:51,592 --> 00:41:53,052 - No, Clinton. - Ooh! [Groans] 722 00:41:53,136 --> 00:41:56,389 - Trying to get my attention? - It's my back. 723 00:41:56,472 --> 00:41:58,975 Come up here, don't you slip a disc. 724 00:41:59,058 --> 00:42:00,268 No, don't answer that. 725 00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:01,894 We don't want this topic to degenerate 726 00:42:01,978 --> 00:42:04,814 into the discussion phase. Take a pill. 727 00:42:04,897 --> 00:42:08,317 Vittorio, get my friend two blue with the purple stripe. 728 00:42:09,902 --> 00:42:12,697 Maybe if I stayed out of tonight's game. 729 00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:14,907 Oh, Jesus, I'd really hate that. 730 00:42:14,991 --> 00:42:16,868 But que sera, but as long as you're ready 731 00:42:16,951 --> 00:42:18,262 for Saturday night, which is your biggie. 732 00:42:18,286 --> 00:42:20,038 - Saturday? - Yep. 733 00:42:20,121 --> 00:42:22,290 Moor away, laddies. 734 00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:23,499 You like it? 735 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,920 [Chuckles] I love it. 736 00:42:28,004 --> 00:42:30,214 Tiny, tiny islands fascinate my ass. 737 00:42:30,298 --> 00:42:32,216 I've got this crazy broker in London 738 00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:34,594 that sends me these brochures on all the islands for sale 739 00:42:34,677 --> 00:42:37,805 all over the world. Little impoverished islands. 740 00:42:37,889 --> 00:42:39,849 A few thousand dollars cash and you're practically 741 00:42:39,932 --> 00:42:42,852 king to six Shepherds and their families. 742 00:42:42,935 --> 00:42:44,228 Or whatever. 743 00:42:44,312 --> 00:42:46,731 I read every word on every island. 744 00:42:46,814 --> 00:42:48,232 And you know what I do? 745 00:42:48,316 --> 00:42:49,525 I tear them neatly in half 746 00:42:49,609 --> 00:42:51,944 and drop them in the waste basket. 747 00:42:52,028 --> 00:42:53,321 Then I say to myself... 748 00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:54,489 I'm still weak, Clinton, 749 00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:57,617 but I'm eating solid food. 750 00:42:57,700 --> 00:42:59,869 I say to myself, "if there's one thing I hate, 751 00:42:59,952 --> 00:43:03,289 it's to have my island speech interrupted." 752 00:43:03,372 --> 00:43:05,917 I say to myself... 753 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:09,170 "No, you poor people, 754 00:43:09,253 --> 00:43:12,632 you don't deserve a good king like me." 755 00:43:12,715 --> 00:43:15,635 That's what I say. [Chuckles] 756 00:43:19,847 --> 00:43:22,391 [Engine revving] 757 00:43:24,018 --> 00:43:27,772 Three hours to magic time. Bye-bye! 758 00:43:29,774 --> 00:43:32,693 [Dramatic music] 759 00:43:34,904 --> 00:43:37,824 Heidi-Heidi-ho, gamesters! 760 00:43:37,907 --> 00:43:40,034 Everybody on the decky-wecky. 761 00:43:41,494 --> 00:43:44,705 Oh, there they are. 762 00:43:44,789 --> 00:43:46,749 You know, it really touches me, the way you people 763 00:43:46,791 --> 00:43:49,168 humor me, day after day. 764 00:43:49,252 --> 00:43:51,796 Here they are, gang, your clues for this evening. 765 00:43:56,092 --> 00:43:59,011 Read them and weep. Good work, Tom. 766 00:44:00,388 --> 00:44:01,657 Alright, the launch will be back 767 00:44:01,681 --> 00:44:04,183 to pick you up at 8:20 sharp. 768 00:44:04,267 --> 00:44:06,185 Be ready. 769 00:44:06,269