Winnie the Pooh: Seasons of Giving

00:17:59,833 --> 00:18:01,627 And as for you two... 273 00:18:01,710 --> 00:18:05,381 To you falls the most vital duty of all. 274 00:18:05,464 --> 00:18:09,718 The thing everyone so looks forward to seeing on the table. 275 00:18:10,302 --> 00:18:12,013 - Honey? - Turkey. 276 00:18:12,097 --> 00:18:16,393 Excuse me, but did you say turk... 277 00:18:16,476 --> 00:18:18,186 Turkey. 278 00:18:18,270 --> 00:18:21,106 Well, yes. Of course. A turkey! 279 00:18:22,774 --> 00:18:25,402 What's a turkey? 280 00:18:27,529 --> 00:18:28,822 This is a turkey! 281 00:18:28,905 --> 00:18:32,993 The absolute, 100%, single-most critically crucial... 282 00:18:33,076 --> 00:18:38,165 crucially critical, immensely important part of the whole entire holiday! 283 00:18:38,249 --> 00:18:41,210 Oh, yes. That sort of turkey. 284 00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:43,337 Yes. Here. 285 00:18:43,421 --> 00:18:45,298 You'll need this. 286 00:18:47,134 --> 00:18:49,303 Aren't you ready? 287 00:18:49,386 --> 00:18:52,014 Yes, I'm not. 288 00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:58,228 And so Pooh and Piglet began their search. 289 00:18:58,312 --> 00:19:01,648 And they searched and they searched. 290 00:19:01,732 --> 00:19:07,904 From the top of page 23 all the way to the middle of page 47. 291 00:19:08,363 --> 00:19:13,285 Do you think turkeys are among the fiercest creatures? 292 00:19:13,368 --> 00:19:18,874 Some are. The fiercest ones tend to be rather much so, 293 00:19:18,957 --> 00:19:23,045 while the ones which aren't are far less. 294 00:19:23,128 --> 00:19:25,256 Where do you suppose we'll find them? 295 00:19:25,339 --> 00:19:29,510 I think they might be any number of places. 296 00:19:29,593 --> 00:19:33,389 They often lurk about in bushes such as these. 297 00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:34,765 They do? 298 00:19:34,849 --> 00:19:38,886 But it's the ones in trees you really have to be careful of. 299 00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:39,980 Oh, dear! 300 00:19:40,063 --> 00:19:45,068 They say the swimming ones are by far the most dangerous. 301 00:19:45,152 --> 00:19:47,779 Oh, dear! 302 00:19:47,863 --> 00:19:51,158 A turkey will be lurking in the trees, 303 00:19:51,533 --> 00:19:54,536 ready to attack us with a jump. 304 00:19:56,037 --> 00:19:59,374 With bony arms and legs and teeth and knees. 305 00:19:59,958 --> 00:20:02,544 Enormous eyes and one big hump. 306 00:20:02,627 --> 00:20:04,212 Oh, dear. 307 00:20:04,296 --> 00:20:06,299 I think that turkey might be dangerous. 308 00:20:06,382 --> 00:20:11,053 Oh, we don't even know if he has got one. 309 00:20:11,137 --> 00:20:14,432 But he'll still be very awfully strange to us. 310 00:20:15,391 --> 00:20:18,060 We'll never know until we've caught one. 311 00:20:27,112 --> 00:20:29,656 So clean, it squeaks. 312 00:20:29,740 --> 00:20:33,660 It reminds me of the time Aunt Ophelia joined the Royal Opera. 313 00:20:33,744 --> 00:20:36,538 Buy in bulk. That's my motto. 314 00:20:36,622 --> 00:20:41,335 The poor dear, alas, quite laid an egg. 315 00:20:41,418 --> 00:20:44,129 And her debut proved a swansong. 316 00:20:45,130 --> 00:20:50,219 There's gotta be some efficient way to process these pumpkins. 317 00:20:50,762 --> 00:20:54,349 While the critics dismissed her performance as a bomb, 318 00:20:54,432 --> 00:20:57,268 Ophelia herself had a blast. 319 00:20:57,936 --> 00:21:01,981 - Blast! Very good! - By diggity! That's it! 320 00:21:02,065 --> 00:21:03,525 I'll blast! 321 00:21:11,867 --> 00:21:15,621 So clean, one could very nearly eat off it. 322 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:24,339 Another half of jalapeno, and a tad more turmeric. 323 00:21:25,382 --> 00:21:27,801 Yes, siree. That's what I like. 324 00:21:27,884 --> 00:21:29,594 A dessert with attitude. 325 00:21:29,678 --> 00:21:35,392 A magnificent bone china, left to me by my great grandfather. 326 00:21:35,475 --> 00:21:40,939 Once I crank her up to 2,000 centigrade, this baby'll be done in no time. 327 00:21:52,118 --> 00:21:55,372 I have had a thought, or so I think. 328 00:21:55,455 --> 00:21:57,457 And what I have thought is this. 329 00:21:57,540 --> 00:22:00,460 If we cannot find a turkey, 330 00:22:00,543 --> 00:22:03,880 perhaps the turkey shall have to find us. 331 00:22:03,964 --> 00:22:07,385 That is precisely what I'm afraid of. 332 00:22:07,468 --> 00:22:09,262 What I mean to say 333 00:22:09,345 --> 00:22:14,058 is that one cannot trap a turkey without first having a trap. 334 00:22:15,268 --> 00:22:19,689 And so, as Pooh and Piglet set about solving their problem, 335 00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:21,440 a few pages over, 336 00:22:21,524 --> 00:22:24,819 Tigger and Eeyore were having troubles of their own. 337 00:22:31,033 --> 00:22:34,870 Berries, berries and more... 338 00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:38,457 These berries aren't f