Shrek the Halls

136 00:07:51,773 --> 00:07:55,068 But what? This is not the kind of Christmas I had in mind. 137 00:07:55,235 --> 00:07:57,905 They're our friends, Shrek. They all mean well. 138 00:07:58,071 --> 00:07:59,031 [plate shatters] 139 00:07:59,198 --> 00:08:01,658 - [pig] How many babies did Fiona have? - [pig 2] She has babies? 140 00:08:01,825 --> 00:08:04,369 - [pig] I don't know. - Better get back to the house. 141 00:08:04,536 --> 00:08:06,330 Surprised we have a house to go back to. 142 00:08:06,497 --> 00:08:09,791 - Are you coming? - Oh, I can hardly wait. 143 00:08:09,958 --> 00:08:11,710 Ah! Finally! 144 00:08:11,877 --> 00:08:14,713 [thudding] 145 00:08:19,009 --> 00:08:21,303 - [hums Ride of the Valkyries] - Look at him go! 146 00:08:21,470 --> 00:08:23,222 Excuse me! Excuse me! 147 00:08:23,388 --> 00:08:28,101 - Excuse you for what? - I don't feel very good. 148 00:08:28,268 --> 00:08:32,564 - I feel better now. - Ooh, a chocolate chip! 149 00:08:32,731 --> 00:08:35,484 - Mmm. - Sweetheart? [giggles] 150 00:08:35,651 --> 00:08:38,153 [♪ Journey: "Don't Stop Believin"'] 151 00:08:38,779 --> 00:08:40,155 Mind if I cut in? 152 00:08:40,322 --> 00:08:44,076 ♪ Don't stop believing 153 00:08:45,536 --> 00:08:48,413 ♪ Up and down the boulevard 154 00:08:48,789 --> 00:08:51,083 [giggling, cooing] 155 00:08:51,250 --> 00:08:53,418 I am a little Christmas angel! 156 00:08:53,585 --> 00:08:55,462 Hey there, my sweeties. 157 00:08:55,629 --> 00:08:57,714 - [burps] - Aww. 158 00:08:57,881 --> 00:09:01,260 Would you like Daddy to finish the story for you? 159 00:09:01,426 --> 00:09:02,553 - [squeals] - Yeah? 160 00:09:02,719 --> 00:09:05,430 The children were nestled all snug in their beds 161 00:09:05,597 --> 00:09:08,850 - While visions of sugarplums... - Were you tellin' 'em 162 00:09:09,017 --> 00:09:11,895 The Night Before Christmas? Best Christmas story ever! 163 00:09:12,062 --> 00:09:14,022 - I'm the best teller ever! - Donkey... 164 00:09:14,189 --> 00:09:16,024 I got it committed to memorization! 165 00:09:16,191 --> 00:09:17,818 - Gather round! - Donkey! Wait! 166 00:09:17,985 --> 00:09:20,195 I'm supposed to tell the Christmas story. 167 00:09:20,362 --> 00:09:23,240 'Twas the night before Christmas and I spent all the day 168 00:09:23,407 --> 00:09:26,201 Finishin' up on my Christmas display 169 00:09:26,368 --> 00:09:28,870 Now, missin' all this would be nothin' but tragic 170 00:09:29,037 --> 00:09:31,707 So just follow me and I'll show you the magic 171 00:09:31,873 --> 00:09:33,959 Now, out in the yard in a glorious clutter 172 00:09:34,126 --> 00:09:36,837 Is a spectacle there that'll make your heart flutter 173 00:09:37,004 --> 00:09:40,173 With 20-foot cheese balls and a big eggnog fountain 174 00:09:40,340 --> 00:09:42,593 And yodelin' elves on an ambrosia mountain 175 00:09:42,759 --> 00:09:45,178 A stage where acrobats jump, leap and prance 176 00:09:45,345 --> 00:09:48,056 And honor the day through interpretive dance 177 00:09:48,223 --> 00:09:49,182 [all shout] 178 00:09:49,349 --> 00:09:51,685 Just when you think the display is complete 179 00:09:51,852 --> 00:09:54,354 The Christmas parade comes right down the street 180 00:09:54,521 --> 00:09:56,773 With holiday floats all in silver and blue 181 00:09:56,940 --> 00:09:59,901 With sugarplum fairies and a reindeer or two 182 00:10:00,068 --> 00:10:02,821 There's a baton-twirlin' snowman all happy and perky 183 00:10:02,988 --> 00:10:05,699 Magical peacocks and a dancin' roast turkey 184 00:10:05,866 --> 00:10:09,286 [♪ Carmen Carter: "Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)"] 185 00:10:09,453 --> 00:10:12,539 [Donkey] And right when you think that you’ve just seen it all 186 00:10:12,706 --> 00:10:16,418 Comes a huge waffle Santa that's 50 feet tall 187 00:10:16,585 --> 00:10:19,004 Ho, ho, ho! 188 00:10:19,171 --> 00:10:21,882 With syrup and butter the sight just amazes 189 00:10:22,049 --> 00:10:24,760 As it's flanked by a choir all singin' his praises 190 00:10:24,926 --> 00:10:28,055 [♪ Harry Gregson-Williams and the Waffle Santa Chorus: "Hallelujah Chorus"] 191 00:10:32,976 --> 00:10:35,479 - Donkey. - Santa? 192 00:10:35,646 --> 00:10:36,813 - Donkey! - Santa! 193 00:10:36,980 --> 00:10:38,815 - Donkey! - Oh. 194 00:10:38,982 --> 00:10:42,110 Very inappropriate, amigo. Please, allow me. 195 00:10:42,277 --> 00:10:44,655 - Oh, Puss, not you too. - [Puss] In my homeland, 196 00:10:44,821 --> 00:10:47,658 we tell a very different tale of the Santa Nicholas. 197 00:10:47,824 --> 00:10:50,077 He's not made of waffles. 198 00:10:50,243 --> 00:10:53,372 This Santa was suave He was nothing like that 199 00:10:53,538 --> 00:10:57,668 The Santa I know was a hot Latin cat 200 00:10:57,834 --> 00:11:01,7