Mickey's Christmas Carol

Ebenezer, remember when I was alive, 114 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:07,524 I robbed the widows and swindled the poor? 115 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:09,803 Yes, and all in the same day. 116 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:13,249 - Oh, you had class, Jacob. - Heh, heh, heh. Yup. 117 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:16,849 No, no. I was wrong. 118 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:18,610 And so as punishment, 119 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:23,362 I'm forced to carry these heavy chains through eternity. 120 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:26,244 Maybe even longer. 121 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:29,684 There's no hope. I'm doomed. 122 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:31,606 Doomed. 123 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:34,724 And the same thing will happen to you, 124 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:37,087 Ebenezer Scrooge. 125 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:39,323 No. No, it can't. 126 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:40,322 It mustn't. 127 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,210 Help me, Jacob. 128 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:46,281 Tonight you'll be visited by three spirits. 129 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:49,447 Listen to them, do what they say. 130 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:52,691 Or your chains will be heavier than mine. 131 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:56,769 Farewell, Ebenezer. 132 00:10:58,040 --> 00:10:59,565 [CHUCKLES] 133 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:05,769 Farewell. 134 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:08,002 Marley, watch out for that first... 135 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,602 [CRASHING AND MARLEY YELLING] 136 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:14,606 ...step. 137 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:16,011 [CRASH] 138 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:33,481 Spirits. Heh. 139 00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:40,800 Humbug. 140 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:45,642 [SCROOGE SNORING] 141 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,088 SCROOGE: What, what, what? 142 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:04,731 [SCROOGE SNORING] 143 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:06,811 Ahem. 144 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:08,881 What? 145 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:14,248 Well, it's about time. Haven't got all night, you know. 146 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,164 Who... Who are you? 147 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:19,450 Why, I'm the Ghost of Christmas Past. 148 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,327 Oh, I thought you'd be taller. 149 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:28,442 Hmph. Listen, Scrooge, if men were measured by kindness, 150 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:31,530 you'd be no bigger than a speck of dust. 151 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,765 Kindness is of little use in this world. 152 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:39,169 You didn't always think so. 153 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:42,562 - Come on, Scrooge, it's time to go. - Then go. 154 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:50,606 Spirit, what are you doing? 155 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:52,690 We're gonna visit your past. 156 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:56,403 I'm not going out there. I'll fall. 157 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,647 Just hold on. Whoop. 158 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,964 Not too tight now. 159 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:06,530 SCROOGE: Whoa, oh, oh. 160 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,010 Spirit, look out! 161 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:19,243 What's wrong, Scrooge? 162 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:22,809 I thought you enjoyed looking down on the world. 163 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:31,804 [FIDDLE PLAYING MUSIC] 164 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:34,565 Spirit, I believe I know this place. 165 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:38,409 Yes, it's old Fezzywig's. 166 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:42,291 I couldn't have worked for a kinder man. 167 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:54,763 Why, it's old Fezzywig himself. And all of my very dearest friends. 168 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:04,763 And that shy lad in the corner, that's me. 169 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:11,286 Yes, that was before you became a miserable miser consumed by greed. 170 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:13,204 Well, nobody's perfect. 171 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:16,602 And there, there's lovely Isabel. 172 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,246 Ebenezen 173 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:24,286 - Ebenezen - Yes, Isabel? 174 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:27,489 My eyes are closed, my lips are puckered, 175 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:30,366 and I'm standing under the mistletoe. 176 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:32,810 You're also standing on my foot. 177 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:02,610 Oh, I remember how much I was in love with her. 178 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:08,402 In ten years' time, you learned to love something else. 179 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:10,762 Why, it's my counting house. 180 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:13,684 SCROOGE: Nine thousand nine hundred and seventy-two. 181 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,844 - Nine thousand... - ISABEL: Ebenezer. 182 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,604 Yes? What is it? 183 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:22,722 For years, I've had this honeymoon cottage, Ebenezer. 184 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:26,767 I've been waiting for you to keep your promise to marry me. 185 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:30,322 Now I must know, have you made your decision? 186 00:15:30,680