The Monster Squad

271 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:24,985 Confirmed. That makes two tonight, right, Lieutenant? 272 00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:28,406 That's very funny. And you want to shut up about it? 273 00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:14,678 It has been so long. 274 00:25:22,187 --> 00:25:24,063 So very long. 275 00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:51,590 Wake up, old friend. 276 00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:55,386 It is our time. 277 00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:24,832 Long time. 278 00:26:26,710 --> 00:26:28,627 Master. 279 00:26:46,938 --> 00:26:50,399 And you put the candle next to your bed like this. 280 00:26:50,483 --> 00:26:52,943 Your mom did this when you were a little girl? 281 00:26:53,028 --> 00:26:55,529 Uh-huh. It means "I love you." 282 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:57,781 And as long as it's here, nothing bad can happen. 283 00:26:57,866 --> 00:27:01,243 Sean says when it lightnings, monsters come. 284 00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:03,871 Oh, he'sjust trying to scare you, honey. 285 00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:06,665 - Will lightning hit the house? - No. 286 00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:09,501 The candle keeps it away? 287 00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:10,836 That's right. 288 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:13,964 Say good night to Scraps. 289 00:27:14,049 --> 00:27:15,299 Good night, Scraps. 290 00:27:15,383 --> 00:27:16,925 Good night, Emily. 291 00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:18,677 Good night, sweetheart. 292 00:27:19,971 --> 00:27:21,889 Are you gonna yell at him? 293 00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:26,769 Honey, I love your father. 294 00:27:26,853 --> 00:27:28,729 What? 295 00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:31,982 I mean Sean, for scaring me. 296 00:27:33,026 --> 00:27:34,568 Ofcourse you did. 297 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:38,197 I'll talk to him about it, sweetheart. Sweet dreams. 298 00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:48,624 You're thinkin' about yourjob, isn't that right? I can see it in your eyes, Del. 299 00:27:48,708 --> 00:27:52,878 Yeah! I'm glad you can see it in my eyes, 'cause for a minute there I thought I had you fooled. 300 00:27:52,962 --> 00:27:56,090 - Come on. This isn't— - Look in my eyes. Look in my eyes! 301 00:27:56,174 --> 00:27:58,926 I'll think about stuff, and you can tell me when I'm thinking correctly! 302 00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:01,136 Keep your voice down. I don't want the children— 303 00:28:01,221 --> 00:28:04,682 - I had a lousy night, all right? - Every night I have a lousy night. 304 00:28:04,766 --> 00:28:07,851 I'm sorry it's such a pain in the ass foryou with my stupid littlejob! 305 00:28:07,936 --> 00:28:09,436 I am trying to explain— 306 00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:12,606 Some guy steals a priceless Egyptian mummy. Well, excuse me. 307 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:14,358 That happens every day. Skip that. 308 00:28:14,442 --> 00:28:17,444 Then I get a call from some nutcase who's shouting he's a werewolf! 309 00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:18,862 You like that? 310 00:28:18,947 --> 00:28:22,324 What do they do? They blow him away right there in the police station! 311 00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:24,660 Wait a minute! There is more to this! 312 00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:33,752 Marriage counseling! Forwhat? 313 00:29:07,912 --> 00:29:09,163 What? 314 00:29:09,247 --> 00:29:11,832 There's a monster in my closet. 315 00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:19,173 Damn, son, look at all ofthese monsters! 316 00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:20,841 Come on, all ofyou monsters, outta here! 317 00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:23,260 Everyone, out ofthis room! Come— 318 00:29:23,344 --> 00:29:26,388 You, on the bed. Come on. Out. Out. Take a hike. 319 00:29:26,473 --> 00:29:28,182 There he goes. 320 00:29:29,642 --> 00:29:31,268 You see any more monsters? 321 00:29:36,649 --> 00:29:38,692 In the closet? 322 00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:42,029 Sure. We can go into the closet. We can do that. 323 00:29:44,073 --> 00:29:46,200 Okay, monsters! 324 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:51,997 Look at that big, scary monster! 325 00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:58,337 Listen. You are not gonna sleep with your mother and me tonight. 326 00:29:58,421 --> 00:30:00,380 So you can forget it. And keep this up... 327 00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:03,258 and you're not gonna look at those monster magazines. 328 00:30:03,343 --> 00:30:04,843 Understand? 329 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:23,403 Okay. We're all here. What's the deal? 330 00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:25,364 Yeah. What the hell's Monster Squad? 331 00:30:25,448 --> 00:30:28,450 It's us. We're the Monster Squad. 332 00:30:28,535 --> 00:30:30,577 - Since when? - Since now! 333 00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:34,081 - What's a "squad"? - It's like Miami Vice, I think. 334 00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:38,460 Look. I think there's monsters. Like, real ones. 335 00:30:38,545 --> 00:30:41,713 I heard my dad talking on the telephone to a guy down at the police station. 336 00:30:41,798 --> 00:30:43,966 There was a guy screaming he was a werewolf. 337 00:30:44,050 --> 00:30:47,052 And they shot him. And the body disappeared from the coronervan. 338 00:30:47,136 --> 00:30:48,929 And the coroner guy was dead. 339 00:30:49,013 --> 00:30:52,015 So