The Adults

I can show you my upstairs if you want. 365 00:29:40,613 --> 00:29:43,416 - It's a really nice kitchen. - It is, isn't it? 366 00:29:44,824 --> 00:29:46,163 It's just the two of you, right? 367 00:29:46,187 --> 00:29:48,289 Yeah, it's just two of us. 368 00:29:58,671 --> 00:30:00,433 Her car's not here. 369 00:30:01,501 --> 00:30:03,434 You wanna text her and see where she's at? 370 00:30:03,536 --> 00:30:06,109 Let's just see if she comes back soon. 371 00:30:34,138 --> 00:30:36,602 Play a disco song. 372 00:30:36,704 --> 00:30:38,339 Shh. 373 00:30:39,446 --> 00:30:41,980 Oh. I lost my place. 374 00:30:42,945 --> 00:30:45,346 Play a Bee Gees song. 375 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:50,283 Play "More Than a Woman" by the Bee Gees. 376 00:30:50,386 --> 00:30:53,125 Show some respect for your musical ancestry. 377 00:30:55,188 --> 00:30:57,726 Show some respect, Maggie. 378 00:30:57,828 --> 00:30:59,292 Disco... 379 00:30:59,394 --> 00:31:01,004 A lot of people 380 00:31:01,028 --> 00:31:03,068 think disco is dead. 381 00:31:03,170 --> 00:31:06,171 But the only thing dead is their ability to dance to great music. 382 00:31:10,239 --> 00:31:12,610 I wanna ask you some tough questions. 383 00:31:12,712 --> 00:31:14,507 Some hard-hitting questions now. 384 00:31:14,609 --> 00:31:16,877 What will you do with your life now you've quit college 385 00:31:16,979 --> 00:31:19,344 and thrown it all away? 386 00:31:19,446 --> 00:31:22,284 How will you ever pick up the pieces? 387 00:31:27,058 --> 00:31:31,656 - I have a lot of ideas. - Like what? 388 00:31:35,631 --> 00:31:40,401 A friend of mine said I could come work with him in Utah. 389 00:31:41,136 --> 00:31:44,235 Southern Utah, in the desert. 390 00:31:44,337 --> 00:31:46,140 He's a river-rafting guide, 391 00:31:46,242 --> 00:31:49,811 so he'd teach me how to raft down a river 392 00:31:49,913 --> 00:31:52,984 and I can become a guide. 393 00:31:53,086 --> 00:31:56,956 You know, for the tourists that come into town. 394 00:31:59,222 --> 00:32:03,424 - Have you ever rafted before? - No. 395 00:32:06,326 --> 00:32:08,559 And who's this friend of yours? 396 00:32:08,661 --> 00:32:13,402 Well, he's more of a friend of a friend. 397 00:32:13,504 --> 00:32:17,334 Never talked to him in person, but we've chatted online. 398 00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:21,442 Hmm... I don't like it. 399 00:32:23,115 --> 00:32:26,579 It's as bad an idea as quitting college. 400 00:32:27,718 --> 00:32:29,450 Even worse. 401 00:32:39,628 --> 00:32:43,464 We came here for nothing. Complete waste of our time. 402 00:32:47,136 --> 00:32:49,501 What do you want to do now? 403 00:32:49,603 --> 00:32:52,875 - What about the zoo? - What about the zoo? 404 00:32:52,977 --> 00:32:55,408 - We could go there. - Why? 405 00:32:55,511 --> 00:33:00,944 - You love the zoo. - I loved it when I was 12. 406 00:33:01,046 --> 00:33:03,395 I'd be willing to go to the zoo if you really want to. 407 00:33:03,419 --> 00:33:05,717 Forget it. It was just a stupid idea. 408 00:33:34,052 --> 00:33:37,051 "Hello, emu, how are you? 409 00:33:37,153 --> 00:33:40,824 What are things you like to do? 410 00:33:40,926 --> 00:33:43,661 I like to eat big giant bugs. 411 00:33:43,763 --> 00:33:46,224 I like eating slimy slugs. 412 00:33:46,326 --> 00:33:48,798 I like to chase the bees. 413 00:33:48,900 --> 00:33:50,997 I like to pee on trees. 414 00:33:51,099 --> 00:33:53,098 Emu, emu. That is I. 415 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:55,539 Sadly I cannot fly. 416 00:33:55,641 --> 00:33:57,609 Emu, emu. E-M-U. 417 00:33:57,711 --> 00:34:00,376 I am me and you are you." 418 00:34:01,177 --> 00:34:02,309 Written and first performed 419 00:34:02,411 --> 00:34:04,210 in this very zoo many, many years ago. 420 00:34:04,312 --> 00:34:05,711 It's a masterpiece, really. 421 00:34:05,847 --> 00:34:09,352 - One for the books, I'd say. - Well, how can it be denied? 422 00:34:18,591 --> 00:34:20,030 <i>at the top of the tree</i> 423 00:34:20,132 --> 00:34:21,897 <i>and hang out in that tree all day</i> 424 00:34:21,999 --> 00:34:23,232 and just munch on bamboo. 425 00:34:23,335 --> 00:34:25,078 They don't have a lot of predators in the wild, 426 00:34:25,102 --> 00:34:26,566 so their lives are pretty quiet 427 00:34:26,668 --> 00:34:29,201 and they don't have a lot of things to worry about 428 00:34:29,303 --> 00:34:30,403 when they're out there. 429 00:34:30,505 --> 00:34:33,205 These guys live in Nepal and in India, 430 00:34:33,307 --> 00:34:36,441 Bhutan, Myanmar and China. 431 00:34:36,543 --> 00:34:38,742 Their main food source is bamboo. 432 00:34:38,845 --> 00:34:40,579 That's one of the reasons they're endangered 433 00:34:40,681 --> 00:34:43,414 because those forests are being cut down. 434 00:34:43,516 --> 00:3