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flea-bitten tramps in here. 572 00:46:02,625 --> 00:46:04,042 What's all that? 573 00:46:04,167 --> 00:46:06,458 They say it's a fucking jungle out there. Have you seen it in here? 574 00:46:06,583 --> 00:46:08,292 I mean, where's the bloody monkeys? 575 00:46:09,208 --> 00:46:11,667 Look, Dad! Will you just back off? 576 00:46:11,792 --> 00:46:14,125 - What is it you're after? - You must be invisible. 577 00:46:14,250 --> 00:46:17,083 - What? - I must be seen. 578 00:46:17,208 --> 00:46:18,875 Follow me. 579 00:46:32,167 --> 00:46:33,875 Sit there. 580 00:46:35,417 --> 00:46:36,833 Am I allowed to smoke in here? 581 00:46:36,958 --> 00:46:39,208 No! You'll set off the alarm. 582 00:46:40,667 --> 00:46:41,958 Now, I'm not gonna look at you. 583 00:46:43,250 --> 00:46:45,708 It mustn't look like I'm talking to anybody. 584 00:46:45,833 --> 00:46:48,583 If you're seen in here, I'm out of a job. 585 00:46:49,917 --> 00:46:50,917 See what I mean? 586 00:46:51,042 --> 00:46:53,708 If they see you talking to yourself like that, you'll be out of a job anyway. 587 00:46:53,833 --> 00:46:55,458 They'll come after you with a big butterfly net. 588 00:46:56,875 --> 00:46:58,833 Oh, yes. 589 00:46:58,958 --> 00:47:00,208 I'll stand like this, then. 590 00:47:02,208 --> 00:47:04,208 - Well, that's better, isn't it? - What? 591 00:47:04,792 --> 00:47:06,375 In, out of the cold. 592 00:47:08,042 --> 00:47:09,625 Yeah. 593 00:47:10,500 --> 00:47:12,333 Yeah. Thanks very much. 594 00:47:15,875 --> 00:47:18,417 It's funny being inside, innit? 595 00:47:18,542 --> 00:47:22,125 Cos when you are inside, you're still actually outside, aren't ya? 596 00:47:22,250 --> 00:47:24,500 And then you can say, when you're outside, you're inside, 597 00:47:24,625 --> 00:47:27,833 because you're always inside your head. Do you follow that? 598 00:47:27,958 --> 00:47:32,208 Yes. Sometimes when I'm sitting here, I turn the lights off, sit in the dark. 599 00:47:32,333 --> 00:47:35,458 That always makes me feel like I'm sitting outside. 600 00:47:35,583 --> 00:47:37,708 So, what do you do with yourself here of a night-time? 601 00:47:37,833 --> 00:47:40,500 I read, and I think. 602 00:47:40,625 --> 00:47:42,833 What do you think about? 603 00:47:42,958 --> 00:47:45,083 - I think about my life. - And is that horrendous for you? 604 00:47:45,208 --> 00:47:46,833 No, certainly not. 605 00:47:46,958 --> 00:47:50,083 Is it horrendous for your wife? Are you married, mate? 606 00:47:51,083 --> 00:47:53,375 Well, technically I'm married, 607 00:47:53,500 --> 00:47:57,667 although my wife is 5,919 miles away and I haven't seen her for 13 years. 608 00:47:57,792 --> 00:48:00,583 It's all going very well, then? Where is she? 609 00:48:00,708 --> 00:48:02,750 - She's in Bangkok. - Saucy. 610 00:48:07,083 --> 00:48:08,667 They're not worth it, are they? 611 00:48:08,792 --> 00:48:10,417 Whores and harlots. 612 00:48:11,833 --> 00:48:13,417 When was the last time you had a fuck? 613 00:48:16,333 --> 00:48:18,125 Is that an embarrassing question for you? 614 00:48:18,708 --> 00:48:20,958 It is, rather. Yes. 615 00:48:21,083 --> 00:48:23,000 I'm sorry. 616 00:48:25,292 --> 00:48:27,167 Step this way. 617 00:48:27,292 --> 00:48:30,083 I want to reveal to you the mysteries of my trade. 618 00:48:34,292 --> 00:48:36,042 What do you think that is? 619 00:48:36,167 --> 00:48:38,875 - A, uh... Dadaist nun? - Wrong. 620 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,667 This little lady is the representative of my employer. 621 00:48:41,792 --> 00:48:44,167 - How do you do, love? - Watch. 622 00:48:46,708 --> 00:48:48,042 Very Zen. 623 00:48:48,167 --> 00:48:53,333 My existence at this moment, on this spot, is now trapped and recorded. 624 00:48:53,458 --> 00:48:57,292 Twenty-three moments, 23 sites, every two hours. 625 00:48:57,417 --> 00:48:59,625 That's my job. 626 00:48:59,750 --> 00:49:02,417 Well, could they not train a tall chimpanzee to do that? 627 00:49:02,542 --> 00:49:05,917 Or a small chimpanzee with a bigger gizmo? 628 00:49:06,042 --> 00:49:08,208 I expect they could, yes. 629 00:49:08,333 --> 00:49:10,708 - What's your name, son? - Brian. 630 00:49:10,833 --> 00:49:12,750 Hello, Brian. Johnny. 631 00:49:12,875 --> 00:49:14,708 Well, Brian, congratulations. 632 00:49:14,833 --> 00:49:16,500 You succeeded in convincing me 633 00:49:16,625 --> 00:49:20,375 that you do have the most tedious fucking job in England. 634 00:49:23,292 --> 00:49:24,792 Come on. 635 00:49:34,583 --> 00:49:37,292 Yes, itis a boring job. Bloody boring, actually. 636 00:49:37,417 --> 00:49:38,583 All right, all right. 637 00:49:38,708 --> 00:49:42,792 But all you can see is the tip of the iceberg, the present, the tedious here and now. 638 00:49:42,917 --> 00:49:47,000