The Breakfast Club

I'm not a winner because I want to be one. 427 00:34:30,833 --> 00:34:34,826 I'm a winner because I got strength and speed, kind of like a racehorse. 428 00:34:36,839 --> 00:34:40,605 That's about how involved I am in what's happening to me. Yeah? 429 00:34:40,676 --> 00:34:44,635 That's very interesting. 430 00:34:46,715 --> 00:34:49,775 Now why don't you tell me why you're really in here. 431 00:34:49,852 --> 00:34:53,185 [Scoffs] Forget it. 432 00:34:59,161 --> 00:35:03,621 Claire? Want to see a picture of a guy with elephantiasis of the nuts? 433 00:35:03,699 --> 00:35:06,361 It's pretty tasty. No, thank you. 434 00:35:06,435 --> 00:35:10,166 How do you think he rides a bike? 435 00:35:11,507 --> 00:35:15,443 Claire? Would you consider dating a guy like this? 436 00:35:15,511 --> 00:35:19,003 - Can't you just leave me alone? - I mean, if he had a great personality... 437 00:35:19,081 --> 00:35:21,811 was a good dancer and had a cool car? 438 00:35:21,884 --> 00:35:24,876 You'd probably have to ride in the backseat because his nuts would ride shotgun. 439 00:35:27,623 --> 00:35:29,614 [Sighs] You know what I wish I was doing? 440 00:35:29,692 --> 00:35:32,217 Watch what you say. Brian here is a cherry. 441 00:35:32,294 --> 00:35:35,024 - A cherry? - I wish I was in a plane... 442 00:35:35,097 --> 00:35:38,396 - to France. - I'm not a cherry. 443 00:35:38,467 --> 00:35:42,130 - When have you ever gotten laid? - I've laid lots of times. 444 00:35:42,204 --> 00:35:46,004 - Name one. - She lives in Canada. 445 00:35:46,075 --> 00:35:49,567 I met her at Niagara Falls. You wouldn't know her. 446 00:35:49,645 --> 00:35:52,307 Ever laid anyone around here? 447 00:35:52,381 --> 00:35:56,715 Oh. You and Claire did it? 448 00:35:56,785 --> 00:35:59,948 - What are you talking about? - Nothing. Nothing. 449 00:36:00,022 --> 00:36:02,183 Let's just drop it, okay? We'll talk about it later. 450 00:36:02,258 --> 00:36:04,726 - What are you talking about? - Brian's trying to tell me... 451 00:36:04,793 --> 00:36:08,058 that in addition to the number of girls in the Niagara Falls area... 452 00:36:08,130 --> 00:36:12,032 that presently you and he are riding the hobby horse. 453 00:36:12,101 --> 00:36:14,592 - Little pig. - No, I'm not. 454 00:36:14,670 --> 00:36:17,901 John said I was a cherry, and I said I wasn't. That's all that was said. 455 00:36:17,973 --> 00:36:20,737 Then what were you motioning to Claire for? 456 00:36:20,809 --> 00:36:24,768 - I don't appreciate this very much, Brian. - He is lying. 457 00:36:24,847 --> 00:36:28,078 You weren't motioning to Claire? 458 00:36:28,150 --> 00:36:31,881 You know he's lying, right? Were you or were you not motioning to Claire? 459 00:36:31,954 --> 00:36:35,446 Yeah, but it was only... 460 00:36:35,524 --> 00:36:38,425 It was only because I didn't want her to know I was a virgin. 461 00:36:39,662 --> 00:36:41,857 Excuse me for being a virgin. I'm sorry. 462 00:36:41,931 --> 00:36:44,866 [Scoffs] Why didn't you want me to know you were a virgin? 463 00:36:44,934 --> 00:36:48,131 Because it's personal business. It's my personal, private business. 464 00:36:48,204 --> 00:36:50,468 Well, Brian, it doesn't sound like you're doing any business. 465 00:36:50,539 --> 00:36:53,235 I think it's okay for a guy to be a virgin. 466 00:36:54,677 --> 00:36:56,941 You do? 467 00:37:07,189 --> 00:37:09,350 What's in there? 468 00:37:09,425 --> 00:37:13,122 Guess. Where's your lunch? 469 00:37:13,195 --> 00:37:16,187 You're wearing it. You're nauseating. 470 00:37:30,713 --> 00:37:33,238 What's that? 471 00:37:33,315 --> 00:37:36,944 - Sushi. - Sushi? 472 00:37:37,019 --> 00:37:41,319 [Laughs] Rice, raw fish and seaweed. 473 00:37:43,826 --> 00:37:47,421 You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth, and you're gonna eat that? 474 00:37:47,496 --> 00:37:50,090 Can I eat? 475 00:37:50,165 --> 00:37:52,599 I don't know. Give it a try. 476 00:38:13,422 --> 00:38:15,356 [Clears Throat] 477 00:38:18,193 --> 00:38:21,128 [Loud Slurping] 478 00:38:29,405 --> 00:38:31,737 [Andrew] What's your problem? 479 00:39:30,699 --> 00:39:32,690 What are we having? 480 00:39:32,768 --> 00:39:35,760 Uh, it's your standard, regular lunch, I guess. 481 00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:40,601 Milk? Soup. 482 00:39:45,347 --> 00:39:47,611 Uh, that's apple juice. I can read. 483 00:39:48,751 --> 00:39:52,209 PB&J with the crusts cut off. 484 00:39:52,287 --> 00:39:55,620 Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. 485 00:39:55,691 --> 00:39:59,218 All the food groups are represented. 486 00:39:59,294 --> 00:40:02,286 Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers? 487 00:40:02,364 --> 00:40:04,457 No, Mr. Johnson. Hah. 488 00:40:06,635 --> 00:40:11,095 Here's my impression of the life at