Heathers: The Musical

902 00:45:37,525 --> 00:45:39,986 Okay. Okay. What would she say? 903 00:45:40,028 --> 00:45:44,866 What is her final statement to a cold, uncaring planet? 904 00:45:44,908 --> 00:45:49,204 ♪ Dear World Believe it or not ♪ 905 00:45:49,246 --> 00:45:50,872 ♪ I knew about fear ♪ 906 00:45:50,914 --> 00:45:52,791 ♪ I knew the way Loneliness stung ♪ 907 00:45:52,832 --> 00:45:55,669 ♪ I hid behind smiles And crazy hot clothes ♪ 908 00:45:55,710 --> 00:45:57,921 ♪ I learned to kiss boys With my tongue ♪ 909 00:45:57,963 --> 00:45:58,880 That's good. 910 00:45:58,922 --> 00:46:00,131 ♪ But, oh ♪ 911 00:46:00,173 --> 00:46:03,760 ♪ The world, it held me down♪ 912 00:46:03,802 --> 00:46:08,765 ♪ It weighed like a concrete Prom queen crown ♪ 913 00:46:08,807 --> 00:46:14,688 ♪ No one thinks A pretty girl has feelings ♪ 914 00:46:14,729 --> 00:46:19,401 ♪ No one gets her insecurity ♪ 915 00:46:19,442 --> 00:46:24,906 ♪ I am more than shoulder pads And makeup ♪ 916 00:46:24,948 --> 00:46:26,908 ♪ No one sees ♪ 917 00:46:26,950 --> 00:46:31,621 ♪ The me inside of me ♪ 918 00:46:31,663 --> 00:46:35,875 Jesus, you're making me sound like Air Supply. 919 00:46:37,294 --> 00:46:38,461 Hey, keep going. 920 00:46:38,503 --> 00:46:40,297 This has to be good enough to fool the cops. 921 00:46:46,094 --> 00:46:47,512 Is it murder? 922 00:46:47,554 --> 00:46:51,057 No, look. There's a suicide note. 923 00:46:52,058 --> 00:46:53,893 [all] ♪ They couldn't see past ♪ 924 00:46:53,935 --> 00:46:55,562 ♪ My rock star mystique ♪ 925 00:46:55,603 --> 00:46:57,605 ♪ They wouldn't dare Look in my eyes ♪ 926 00:46:57,647 --> 00:47:00,734 ♪ But just underneath Was a terrified girl ♪ 927 00:47:00,775 --> 00:47:03,486 ♪ Who clings to her pillow And cries ♪ 928 00:47:03,528 --> 00:47:08,867 ♪ My looks were just like Prison bars ♪ 929 00:47:08,908 --> 00:47:13,955 ♪ They've left me A myriad of scars ♪ 930 00:47:13,997 --> 00:47:15,457 Myriad. Nice. 931 00:47:15,498 --> 00:47:20,712 [all] ♪ No one thinks A pretty girl has substance ♪ 932 00:47:20,754 --> 00:47:24,174 ♪ That's the curse Of popularity ♪ 933 00:47:24,215 --> 00:47:25,842 [backup singers] ♪ Popularity ♪ 934 00:47:25,884 --> 00:47:30,680 ♪ I am more than just A source of hand jobs ♪ 935 00:47:30,722 --> 00:47:36,686 [all] ♪ No one sees The me inside of me ♪ 936 00:47:38,646 --> 00:47:40,023 [Coach Ripper] Yeah, I'm telling you, 937 00:47:40,065 --> 00:47:41,191 Principal Gowan. 938 00:47:41,232 --> 00:47:43,902 Heather Chandler is not your everyday suicide. 939 00:47:43,943 --> 00:47:47,072 You should cancel classes. No way, Coach. 940 00:47:47,113 --> 00:47:48,615 I send the kids home before lunch 941 00:47:48,656 --> 00:47:50,992 and the switchboard will light up like a Christmas tree. 942 00:47:51,034 --> 00:47:52,827 Our children are dying. 943 00:47:52,869 --> 00:47:56,331 What the school needs is a good old-fashion rap session. 944 00:47:56,373 --> 00:47:58,708 I suggest we get everyone into the cafeteria 945 00:47:58,750 --> 00:48:02,128 and just talk and feel together. 946 00:48:02,170 --> 00:48:03,755 Thank you, Ms. Fleming. 947 00:48:03,797 --> 00:48:05,965 Call me when the shuttle lands. 948 00:48:06,007 --> 00:48:07,175 [laughter] 949 00:48:07,217 --> 00:48:08,593 Go ahead, laugh at the hippie. 950 00:48:08,635 --> 00:48:11,304 But we all misjudged Heather Chandler. 951 00:48:11,346 --> 00:48:12,472 Myself included. 952 00:48:12,514 --> 00:48:14,891 I mean, have you read this suicide note, 953 00:48:14,933 --> 00:48:16,184 really read it? 954 00:48:16,226 --> 00:48:18,061 ♪ Box up my clothing For Goodwill ♪ 955 00:48:18,103 --> 00:48:19,938 ♪ Let's give the poor A helping hand ♪ 956 00:48:19,979 --> 00:48:22,107 ♪ Donate my necklaces And rings ♪ 957 00:48:22,148 --> 00:48:24,401 ♪ To starving children Needing set ♪ 958 00:48:24,442 --> 00:48:26,194 ♪ Send them my hats and my CDs ♪ 959 00:48:26,236 --> 00:48:30,448 ♪ My pumps My flats, my three TVs! ♪ 960 00:48:30,490 --> 00:48:35,829 [all] ♪ No one thinks A pretty girl has feelings ♪ 961 00:48:35,870 --> 00:48:38,039 ♪ But I weep for all ♪ 962 00:48:38,081 --> 00:48:40,667 ♪ I failed to be I failed to be ♪ 963 00:48:40,708 --> 00:48:45,004 ♪ Maybe I can help the world By leaving ♪ 964 00:48:45,046 --> 00:48:47,424 ♪ Maybe that's the me ♪ 965 00:48:47,465 --> 00:48:52,137 ♪ Inside of me ♪ 966 00:48:52,178 --> 00:48:53,555 Ugh, hell. 967 00:48:53,596 --> 00:48:55,140 Long weekend for everybody! 968 00:48:55,181 --> 00:48:59,018 [cheering] Not too fast, kids. 969 00:48:59,060 --> 00:49:01,062 While they're refueling the buses, 970 00:49:01,104 --> 00:49:03,731 which gives us a solid half hour of healing. 971 00:49:03,773 --> 00:49:06,734 I want you all to study