But I'm a Cheerleader

about being a heterosexual... 428 00:26:11,931 --> 00:26:13,023 friendship. 429 00:26:13,065 --> 00:26:14,623 So what I'd like you all to do, 430 00:26:14,667 --> 00:26:16,567 is to start partnering off. 431 00:26:16,602 --> 00:26:21,130 Find yourself a friend for the remainder of the program. 432 00:26:23,676 --> 00:26:25,644 All right, everybody settle. 433 00:26:27,413 --> 00:26:29,404 Now that we have all found someone, 434 00:26:29,448 --> 00:26:31,040 what I'd like you to do 435 00:26:31,083 --> 00:26:33,074 is practice sometime tonight 436 00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:35,314 with these. 437 00:26:40,393 --> 00:26:42,190 - It's a woman. - And what else? 438 00:26:42,228 --> 00:26:43,388 I don't know. 439 00:26:43,429 --> 00:26:44,760 A mother. 440 00:26:44,797 --> 00:26:46,628 Women have roles. After you learn that, 441 00:26:46,665 --> 00:26:48,656 you'll stop objectifying them. 442 00:26:48,701 --> 00:26:51,363 Haven't you been listening to anything Mary said? 443 00:26:51,404 --> 00:26:53,133 Well have you? 444 00:26:53,172 --> 00:26:55,834 - Have I what? - Stopped objectifying them. 445 00:26:55,875 --> 00:26:58,639 I'm still looking for my root. 446 00:26:58,677 --> 00:27:00,736 Must be tough when you're such a priss. 447 00:27:03,616 --> 00:27:05,413 Your turn. 448 00:27:08,721 --> 00:27:09,915 Ow! 449 00:27:09,955 --> 00:27:12,719 You really have to be more prepared for temptation, Megan. 450 00:27:20,766 --> 00:27:22,324 Give it to me. 451 00:27:22,368 --> 00:27:24,768 I'm open. 452 00:27:42,555 --> 00:27:43,954 Mike: Boys! 453 00:27:43,989 --> 00:27:47,857 Don't you see how sad and pathetic you all are, 454 00:27:47,893 --> 00:27:52,387 always wanting something you can't have? 455 00:27:52,431 --> 00:27:56,697 If I catch you looking at another man like that 456 00:27:56,735 --> 00:27:58,760 ever again, 457 00:27:58,804 --> 00:28:02,433 you'll be watching sports the whole weekend. 458 00:28:04,643 --> 00:28:07,669 Mary: First thing we do, is we pull these tabs out. 459 00:28:07,713 --> 00:28:10,546 Then you fold it over. 460 00:28:10,583 --> 00:28:12,778 Right now I've used food coloring. 461 00:28:12,818 --> 00:28:14,752 This way you could see it better. 462 00:28:14,787 --> 00:28:16,721 And if it's a boy, well it 463 00:28:16,755 --> 00:28:19,622 - tinkles out. - That's the wrong tab, okay? 464 00:28:19,658 --> 00:28:21,636 Will you please hold it still while I'm doing this? 465 00:28:21,660 --> 00:28:23,059 You're doing it all wrong. 466 00:28:23,095 --> 00:28:25,222 No, I'm not. If you would just give it to me to do, 467 00:28:25,264 --> 00:28:27,630 it would be fine. 468 00:28:27,666 --> 00:28:28,598 Mary: Girls... 469 00:28:28,634 --> 00:28:30,465 intervene. 470 00:28:34,173 --> 00:28:37,768 Let's try that one more time. 471 00:28:42,748 --> 00:28:44,340 And I realized 472 00:28:44,383 --> 00:28:47,614 that when we finished swimming lessons 473 00:28:47,653 --> 00:28:51,555 we would change in front of each other. 474 00:28:51,590 --> 00:28:53,581 And that's it... 475 00:28:53,626 --> 00:28:55,526 why I'm a homo. 476 00:28:55,561 --> 00:28:59,122 Andre, that's what kids do after swimming lessons. 477 00:28:59,164 --> 00:29:01,132 Change, everybody does that. 478 00:29:01,166 --> 00:29:03,225 But I took one look at those boys, 479 00:29:03,269 --> 00:29:05,737 and I got a... you know what. 480 00:29:07,606 --> 00:29:11,975 I can relate to that. 481 00:29:12,011 --> 00:29:15,003 When I used to study with Jacob, 482 00:29:15,047 --> 00:29:17,709 we used to touch each others legs, 483 00:29:17,750 --> 00:29:19,377 and rub up against each other. 484 00:29:19,418 --> 00:29:21,750 Blowing each other after your fuckin' bar mitzvah's 485 00:29:21,787 --> 00:29:24,119 a little bit different than learning to dog paddle. 486 00:29:24,156 --> 00:29:26,147 That is totally uncalled for. 487 00:29:26,191 --> 00:29:28,921 Well excuse me, but we're paying a lot of money here 488 00:29:28,961 --> 00:29:30,428 to get these kids fixed, 489 00:29:30,462 --> 00:29:33,556 not sit around, and listen to stories all day. 490 00:29:33,599 --> 00:29:36,568 Graham, I hope you're getting a little more out of this program 491 00:29:36,602 --> 00:29:38,934 than that faggot over there. 492 00:29:38,971 --> 00:29:41,599 Mr. Eaton, I don't find that appropriate. 493 00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:45,007 No, he's right, 494 00:29:45,044 --> 00:29:49,310 it was a stupid ass root. 495 00:29:49,348 --> 00:29:53,614 I'm never gonna know why I'm a faggot. 496 00:29:53,652 --> 00:29:55,552 I've heard enough of this crap. 497 00:29:55,588 --> 00:29:56,898 And when you get back from Switzerland, 498 00:29:56,922 --> 00:29:59,789 you'd better have this gay thing out of your system. Got it? 499 00:29:59,82...