Alex Strangelove

I'm texting that guy Elliot from the party last night. 549 00:29:33,980 --> 00:29:35,690 We were hanging out in the bedroom. 550 00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:37,400 -Yeah. 551 00:29:37,734 --> 00:29:41,070 He's going to this show in Brooklyn, and has an extra ticket, so... 552 00:29:41,154 --> 00:29:41,988 You know? 553 00:29:42,071 --> 00:29:43,198 Whoa. 554 00:29:43,281 --> 00:29:44,282 Brooklyn. 555 00:29:45,158 --> 00:29:47,452 Look at you, hipster man. 556 00:29:47,535 --> 00:29:48,578 Yeah. 557 00:29:49,037 --> 00:29:51,831 You can come if you want, but I think he only has one ticket. 558 00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:55,668 I think I've got to lay low today. 559 00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:57,545 But you guys... 560 00:29:58,046 --> 00:29:59,255 rock it out. 561 00:29:59,839 --> 00:30:00,673 Yeah. 562 00:30:00,757 --> 00:30:02,383 <i>♪ And I can tell ♪</i> 563 00:30:04,969 --> 00:30:06,888 <i>♪ When you get nervous ♪</i> 564 00:30:06,971 --> 00:30:10,934 <i>♪ You think being yourself</i> <i>Means being unworthy ♪</i> 565 00:30:11,017 --> 00:30:15,688 <i>♪ And it's hard to love</i> <i>With a heart that's hurting ♪</i> 566 00:30:15,772 --> 00:30:19,859 <i>♪ But if you want to go out dancing ♪</i> 567 00:30:20,276 --> 00:30:22,153 <i>♪ I know a place ♪</i> 568 00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:25,782 <i>♪ I know a place we can go ♪</i> 569 00:30:26,449 --> 00:30:27,617 <i>♪ Yeah ♪</i> 570 00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:31,538 <i>♪ Where everyone</i> <i>Gonna lay down their weapon ♪</i> 571 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:33,623 <i>♪ Lay down their weapon ♪</i> 572 00:30:33,957 --> 00:30:37,877 <i>♪ Just give me trust</i> <i>And watch what'll happen ♪</i> 573 00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:39,045 <i>♪ 'Cause I know ♪</i> 574 00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:43,299 <i>♪ I know a place we can run ♪</i> 575 00:30:43,591 --> 00:30:44,425 <i>♪ Yeah ♪</i> 576 00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:48,847 <i>♪ Where everyone</i> <i>Gonna lay down their weapon ♪</i> 577 00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:50,682 <i>♪ Lay down their weapon ♪</i> 578 00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:54,978 <i>♪ Don't you be afraid</i> <i>Of love and affection ♪</i> 579 00:30:55,061 --> 00:30:57,230 <i>♪ Just lay down your weapon ♪</i> 580 00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:01,109 <i>♪ Lay down your weapon ♪</i> 581 00:31:05,780 --> 00:31:08,700 It was legendary. -Amazing. 582 00:31:08,783 --> 00:31:10,243 And the guitarist girl, 583 00:31:10,326 --> 00:31:12,787 when she was playing with her hair in her face. 584 00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:15,415 -She was flipping it away. -No fucks given. 585 00:31:15,665 --> 00:31:18,668 -I've never been to a concert like that. -Dude, I'm so glad you liked it! 586 00:31:20,003 --> 00:31:23,047 Hey, I've got to say, I'm glad Gretchen bailed on you tonight. 587 00:31:23,131 --> 00:31:24,132 It was fun. 588 00:31:24,215 --> 00:31:26,217 Actually, I have a confession. 589 00:31:27,927 --> 00:31:31,014 Gretchen was never coming. I said that 'cause I didn't want it to sound weird 590 00:31:31,097 --> 00:31:33,266 -that I invited you out of the blue. -Oh. 591 00:31:34,601 --> 00:31:35,435 Very sneaky. 592 00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:38,938 So why did you just invite me out of the blue? 593 00:31:39,522 --> 00:31:40,356 I don't know. 594 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:43,902 Maybe I like the fact that you're obsessed with that penis-faced monkey. 595 00:31:43,985 --> 00:31:45,194 It's not penis-faced. 596 00:31:45,278 --> 00:31:46,362 Alex, I looked it up. 597 00:31:46,446 --> 00:31:49,699 -That thing has a cock nose. No. That's ridiculous. 598 00:31:49,782 --> 00:31:51,993 The real question is, what does that say about you? 599 00:31:52,076 --> 00:31:52,911 Nothing. 600 00:31:56,331 --> 00:31:59,208 I like other animals too, you know. I like the octopus. 601 00:31:59,542 --> 00:32:02,503 Excuse me? That's like a penis eight different times. 602 00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:05,173 It's like an entire creature made of penises. 603 00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:08,968 -It's like an "octo-cock." -Maybe you just like reading into things. 604 00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:10,553 Maybe. 605 00:32:15,892 --> 00:32:17,310 So, I have a girlfriend. 606 00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:19,687 -I know. 607 00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:21,689 I met her. She's adorable. 608 00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:23,066 She is. She is. 609 00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:26,027 Are you in love? 610 00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:26,945 Yeah. 611 00:32:27,403 --> 00:32:28,780 -Yeah. Definitely. 612 00:32:28,863 --> 00:32:30,073 Have you guys, uh...? 613 00:32:30,698 --> 00:32:32,450 That's not... That's private. 614 00:32:32,533 --> 00:32:34,035 Come on, whatm are you a Mormon? 615 00:32:34,118 --> 00:32:35,828 -No. 616 00:32:37,246 --> 00:32:38,331 Well, if you... 617 00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:43,795 -If you must know, we haven't quite... -I knew it. 618 00:32:43,878 --> 00:32:46,965 But we're going to. I booked a hotel room next week, so... 619 00:32:49,258 --> 00:32:50,677 Yeah, something like that. 620 00:32:51,344 --> 00:32:54,263 -Yeah. Like, at all? 621 00:32:54,347 --> 00:32:55,264 No