The Miseducation of Cameron Post

to give God my body 394 00:28:45,725 --> 00:28:50,312 as well as my spirit and soul that I discovered health... 395 00:28:50,604 --> 00:28:51,897 I mean, more energy 396 00:28:52,189 --> 00:28:53,941 than I think I've ever known in my life! 397 00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:57,236 Keep it going. Good! 398 00:28:57,528 --> 00:29:00,656 You know, there's another kind of warm-up that we do. 399 00:29:00,948 --> 00:29:02,575 Out you go and over. 400 00:29:02,867 --> 00:29:05,619 In fact, I think it's the most important warm-up of all. 401 00:29:05,911 --> 00:29:07,538 It's our spiritual warm-up. 402 00:29:07,830 --> 00:29:10,124 After all, that's what this whole program is all about. 403 00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:13,627 And up. Let's warm up with a Bible verse. 404 00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:16,088 Hey. Jane. 405 00:29:17,798 --> 00:29:20,634 Just in time. 406 00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:23,053 It's a really intense hike. 407 00:29:23,345 --> 00:29:25,890 Your shoes don't look right for it. 408 00:29:26,182 --> 00:29:28,058 Jane and I are wearing the exact same shoes. 409 00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:30,728 Don't be so paranoid. 410 00:29:33,314 --> 00:29:35,691 A warning would be nice. 411 00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:46,744 So, they let you go on hikes whenever you want? 412 00:29:47,036 --> 00:29:49,580 It's a gender-neutral sport. 413 00:29:49,872 --> 00:29:51,999 I mean, couldn't we just walk off? 414 00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:53,667 And go where? 415 00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:55,771 Yeah, should we go directly to Times Square to turn tricks, 416 00:29:55,795 --> 00:29:58,214 or would you rather try break-dancing first? 417 00:29:58,506 --> 00:30:01,801 What's worse... karaoke night or living on the streets? 418 00:30:02,092 --> 00:30:05,054 Tough call. 419 00:30:05,346 --> 00:30:07,014 What do you guys think of Dr. Marsh? 420 00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:09,600 I guess it's like having your own Disney villain, 421 00:30:09,892 --> 00:30:12,895 only this one won't let you jerk off. 422 00:30:13,187 --> 00:30:15,898 I find her kind of sexy. 423 00:30:16,190 --> 00:30:21,070 Sex with Lydia would be like fucking the mom from "Carrie." 424 00:30:21,362 --> 00:30:23,948 Cameron, Lydia... hot or not? 425 00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:25,950 Ugh. No comment. 426 00:30:28,035 --> 00:30:29,787 What's her deal anyway? 427 00:30:30,079 --> 00:30:32,289 Like, I know why Rick is here, 428 00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:35,417 but why does she give such a shit? 429 00:30:35,709 --> 00:30:37,878 She's not, like, ex-gay, is she? 430 00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:39,922 Ew, no. She's Rick's sister. 431 00:30:40,214 --> 00:30:41,549 Seriously? Yeah. 432 00:30:41,841 --> 00:30:42,967 She degayed him. 433 00:30:43,259 --> 00:30:45,261 Like, before, she was just a regular therapist, 434 00:30:45,553 --> 00:30:47,513 and then he became her human guinea pig. 435 00:30:47,805 --> 00:30:50,266 Wow. 436 00:30:50,558 --> 00:30:53,769 I bet she gives, like, wool socks for Christmas. 437 00:30:54,061 --> 00:30:55,938 I'd be so down with wool socks for Christmas. 438 00:30:56,230 --> 00:30:58,350 My grandma would be down for wool socks for Christmas. 439 00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:01,986 Old-people tastes and lesbian tastes run parallel. 440 00:31:05,072 --> 00:31:06,907 How long have you guys been here? 441 00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:10,619 I started last fall, and Adam came spring semester. 442 00:31:12,663 --> 00:31:17,668 Do you still consider yourself, like... gay? 443 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,295 Don't answer that. 444 00:31:19,587 --> 00:31:21,964 You read our icebergs, but we don't know shit about you. 445 00:31:22,256 --> 00:31:23,424 How'd you get here? 446 00:31:23,716 --> 00:31:25,676 Were you caught, or could they just smell the SSA? 447 00:31:25,718 --> 00:31:29,305 You don't have to answer that if you don't want. 448 00:31:29,597 --> 00:31:32,057 It's okay. 449 00:31:32,349 --> 00:31:33,350 What's SSA? 450 00:31:33,642 --> 00:31:35,352 Same-sex attraction. 451 00:31:35,644 --> 00:31:38,314 Like, with Mark, you can just tell by looking at him. 452 00:31:38,606 --> 00:31:41,275 I'm pretty sure Erin turned herself in, 453 00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:43,485 and I think Helen probably thought 454 00:31:43,777 --> 00:31:45,571 she was going to music camp. 455 00:31:45,863 --> 00:31:50,326 My boyfriend walked in on me and this girl, Coley. 456 00:31:50,618 --> 00:31:53,621 Shit. 457 00:31:53,913 --> 00:31:55,289 Where'd they send her? 458 00:31:55,581 --> 00:31:56,874 Nowhere. 459 00:31:57,166 --> 00:31:58,292 It's fucked up. 460 00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:01,295 It's not her fault. 461 00:32:04,423 --> 00:32:06,008 You should forget about her. 462 00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:08,594 Why? 463 00:32:08,886 --> 00:32:10,406 I mean, who's to say I haven't already? 464 0