Tales from the Darkside: The Movie

00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:43,000 O darkness, remove, re... 386 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,900 Shit, how does it go? 387 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:46,600 Remove thyself from them. 388 00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:48,200 Open, tat. Open, nap. 389 00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:50,600 Open his eyes. 390 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,900 Open his eyes. Open... 391 00:27:52,900 --> 00:27:53,900 Edward, 392 00:27:53,900 --> 00:27:56,200 I believe in being prepared. 393 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:57,600 Eh? 394 00:27:57,700 --> 00:28:00,800 Batteries in case those fuses blow again. 395 00:28:11,100 --> 00:28:13,800 Need a hand up there, fella? Huh? 396 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,400 Jesus. 397 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:33,300 Edward... 398 00:28:33,300 --> 00:28:35,300 I'm not going to apologize 399 00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:38,500 for what Lee and Susan did to you. 400 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:41,800 I won't call the cops either, because what sane person 401 00:28:41,700 --> 00:28:44,700 would believe that a 3,000-year-old mummy 402 00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:47,700 really did come back to life anyway? 403 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:50,000 But I do have another idea. 404 00:29:30,100 --> 00:29:33,000 Well, that takes care of that, doesn't it? 405 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:45,500 Would you untie me, please? 406 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,500 Yeah, of course. 407 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:53,300 As soon as you tell me where the scroll is. 408 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,100 You don't need the scroll. 409 00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:57,600 It only worked for that mummy, 410 00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:59,300 which you've totally destroyed. 411 00:30:10,300 --> 00:30:13,800 The second drawer in the desk on the right. 412 00:30:41,300 --> 00:30:43,100 It's irreplaceable. 413 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,200 Yeah, I certainly hope so. 414 00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:54,200 That scroll would have made my entire career. 415 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:59,200 My sister and my best friend died because of this. 416 00:31:00,100 --> 00:31:02,500 Killing me won't bring them back. 417 00:31:03,900 --> 00:31:07,400 If I let you live, that will bring them back? 418 00:31:18,300 --> 00:31:19,800 Don't worry, Andy. 419 00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:21,900 You'll never see me again. 420 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:26,200 But I'll find a way to keep in touch. 421 00:31:27,300 --> 00:31:28,900 Open, tat. Open, nap. 422 00:31:28,900 --> 00:31:32,200 Bind them both to my service 423 00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:35,700 and to the gods of death, terror... 424 00:31:35,700 --> 00:31:37,600 and revenge. 425 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:40,000 Ha ha ha! 426 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000 Hey, man, what's so fucking funny? 427 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:46,700 I was just thinking of this guy I know. 428 00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:49,500 Couldn't distinguish a Third Dynasty sacred scroll 429 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:53,200 from a piece of post-Alexandrian pictogram porn. 430 00:31:56,100 --> 00:31:57,400 Ha ha ha! 431 00:31:57,500 --> 00:32:00,600 Ha ha ha! 432 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:04,400 Mom, I'll be home as soon as finals are over. 433 00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:08,300 Yeah, the funeral was hard on me, too. 434 00:32:09,900 --> 00:32:12,800 No, the police don't have any leads yet. 435 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:13,700 All right? 436 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:16,000 I'll see you next week. 437 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:16,900 Bye. 438 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,100 Andy? 439 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:30,300 Bellingham sends his regards. 440 00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,100 Antiques are so fascinating. 441 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,000 You told that very well. 442 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:37,900 Thank you. 443 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,400 Goodness, it's almost 1:00. 444 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,700 We've got to get things started. 445 00:32:41,700 --> 00:32:44,100 You know, if I'm not home by 6:00, 446 00:32:44,100 --> 00:32:45,300 they'll come looking. 447 00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,500 Looking for what, dear? 448 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:54,400 Uh... wait. 449 00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:56,600 I'll tell you another story. 450 00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:57,700 Put the book away. 451 00:32:57,700 --> 00:33:00,100 But it's the best story yet. 452 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,700 I stopped reading twice because I got scared. 453 00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:05,300 It's about the old man who's so rich 454 00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:08,500 and lives in this big house all by himself. 455 00:33:08,500 --> 00:33:10,900 Okay. This'll be the last story, 456 00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:13,000 and you have to make it quick. 457 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,100 I will. I promise. 458 00:33:15,100 --> 00:33:17,900 It's about this old man named Drogan. 459 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:20,800 Old man Drogan had this big problem, 460 00:33:20,600 --> 00:3