Creepshow 2

00:29:05,660 --> 00:29:08,174 'Loco!' 308 00:29:08,260 --> 00:29:10,216 (High-pitched) Loco! 309 00:29:11,780 --> 00:29:12,895 (Horse whinnies on TV) 310 00:29:16,300 --> 00:29:18,495 (Horse whinnies on TV) 311 00:29:23,460 --> 00:29:26,418 'Loco!' 312 00:29:27,220 --> 00:29:29,211 - Lo... - (Whizzing then thud) 313 00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:30,858 (Coughs) 314 00:29:30,940 --> 00:29:32,532 (Whizzing then thud) 315 00:29:33,820 --> 00:29:35,970 (Whizzing then thud) 316 00:29:36,060 --> 00:29:38,938 (Man on TV) 'Loco!' 317 00:29:39,980 --> 00:29:42,778 'Loco!' 318 00:29:45,940 --> 00:29:48,659 (Mechanism whirring) 319 00:30:00,660 --> 00:30:03,891 (Sweeping romantic music on TV) 320 00:30:06,820 --> 00:30:08,378 'Reach, mister.' 321 00:30:10,420 --> 00:30:13,059 'Cisco, it's me, Poncho.' 322 00:30:13,140 --> 00:30:15,131 'Don't you realise me?' 323 00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:21,576 'There is something vaguely familiar about you but, my, how you have changed.' 324 00:30:25,900 --> 00:30:29,210 - (Thud, splintering glass) - (Horse whinnies on TV) 325 00:30:33,420 --> 00:30:35,138 (Smashing glass) 326 00:30:35,220 --> 00:30:37,495 'Poor Diablo.' 327 00:30:37,580 --> 00:30:41,459 - (Smashing glass) - 'He wouldn't whinny if Loco wasn't around.' 328 00:30:41,540 --> 00:30:43,292 'l look but I don't see...' 329 00:30:46,060 --> 00:30:47,857 (Smashing glass) 330 00:31:10,460 --> 00:31:13,736 'Look, Cisco, he realises me even in my stripes.' 331 00:31:13,820 --> 00:31:16,288 'Yes, Loco has more sense than you.' 332 00:31:16,380 --> 00:31:18,655 (Whirring) 333 00:31:24,620 --> 00:31:27,134 'You'll regret double-crossing me, Cisco.' 334 00:31:27,220 --> 00:31:30,895 'l still say it's for your own good, Bob. I know what I'm doing.' 335 00:31:30,980 --> 00:31:34,609 - 'Why do you want to...?' - Look at this sweetheart. 336 00:31:35,700 --> 00:31:38,089 There's no way this kid can miss. 337 00:31:38,180 --> 00:31:41,138 'And we don't like to do that to our friends.' 338 00:31:41,220 --> 00:31:43,529 - 'Friends, my eye.' - (Thud) 339 00:31:52,900 --> 00:31:54,697 No. 340 00:31:54,780 --> 00:31:56,577 You're not alive, man. 341 00:31:57,900 --> 00:31:59,572 You can't be alive. 342 00:32:12,740 --> 00:32:15,379 Come on, man! Come on! 343 00:32:28,820 --> 00:32:31,618 (Blood-curdling yell) 344 00:32:38,420 --> 00:32:40,695 (Yell continuing, slowing fading) 345 00:32:44,380 --> 00:32:46,450 (Chickens clucking) 346 00:33:58,540 --> 00:34:00,371 Now... 347 00:34:00,460 --> 00:34:03,452 may your spirit rest, old warrior. 348 00:34:05,620 --> 00:34:07,372 H�go�nee. 349 00:34:09,140 --> 00:34:10,459 H�go�nee. 350 00:34:17,980 --> 00:34:19,891 (Creep) 'Well, kiddies, 351 00:34:19,980 --> 00:34:24,258 'that was quite a price for young Sam Whitemoon to pay.' 352 00:34:24,340 --> 00:34:26,615 'To pay, huh?' 353 00:34:26,700 --> 00:34:29,737 Here's your package, Billy. 354 00:34:29,820 --> 00:34:34,018 COD. Nine dollars and 99 cents. 355 00:34:34,100 --> 00:34:37,297 Quite expensive for a toy ordered out of a funny paper. 356 00:34:37,380 --> 00:34:41,089 Creepshow is not a funny paper. 357 00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:43,535 And this is no toy. 358 00:34:43,620 --> 00:34:45,417 Well, what is it then? 359 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:48,492 It's a Venus flytrap bulb. 360 00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:51,092 A Venus what bulb? 361 00:34:51,180 --> 00:34:56,095 Venus flytrap. It's a plant that eats meat. 362 00:34:56,180 --> 00:34:58,455 (Roars) 363 00:34:58,540 --> 00:35:03,773 All that stuff's a jig. Those are probably just petunia bulbs. 364 00:35:03,860 --> 00:35:06,454 I don't think so, Mr Haig. 365 00:35:15,700 --> 00:35:17,736 Still here, kiddies? 366 00:35:17,820 --> 00:35:22,610 Well, if old Chief Wood'nhead didn't drive you away, 367 00:35:22,700 --> 00:35:26,249 you might enjoy this next splintering tale 368 00:35:26,340 --> 00:35:29,571 whittled from the same wormwood. 369 00:35:31,740 --> 00:35:33,970 It's a splashing little ditty 370 00:35:34,060 --> 00:35:37,939 about some people who are left stranded without a paddle 371 00:35:38,020 --> 00:35:41,854 on a sea of blood. 372 00:35:41,940 --> 00:35:44,932 This bubbly bonbon is titled... 373 00:35:45,020 --> 00:35:47,090 The Raft. 374 00:35:47,180 --> 00:35:49,375 (# Rock music blaring) 375 00:35:54,140 --> 00:35:56,415 (Tyres screeching, hooting) 376 00:35:57,620 --> 00:36:00,976 (Man)..thank you for waiting. 377 00:36:01,060 --> 00:36:04,018 - (Woman) Pass the joint. - (Man) Pass the joint! 378 00:36:04,100 --> 00:36:05,897 Ha-ha! 379 00:36:05,980 --> 00:36:09,336 Whoa! Pass the joint! Pass the joint! 380 00:36:12,580 --> 00:36:16,937 It's almost Halloween, Randy. Cascade Reach has been closed since Labor Day. 381 00:36:17,020 --> 00:36:19,693 The raft will be there....