Trick 'r Treat

(Whispers) In a minute, Billy. 261 00:21:12,645 --> 00:21:14,980 And can I go to the parade with you later? 262 00:21:15,106 --> 00:21:17,525 No, Daddy has a date. 263 00:21:17,650 --> 00:21:21,153 Oh! But we haven't done anything fun together. 264 00:21:21,279 --> 00:21:24,740 How about if we make some caramel apples, 265 00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:26,552 just like Grandpa used to? — (Bone cracking) 266 00:21:26,576 --> 00:21:27,952 How about that? 267 00:21:28,077 --> 00:21:29,161 When? 268 00:21:29,287 --> 00:21:33,787 After we carve the jack-0'-lantern, but you have to be quiet. 269 00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:36,544 OK. 270 00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:41,299 (Child moans) 271 00:21:43,259 --> 00:21:47,096 But don't forget to help me with the eyes! 272 00:22:00,693 --> 00:22:03,946 "Daddy, I wanna carve a pumpkin." 273 00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:07,075 "Daddy, I wanna go to the parade." 274 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:10,203 "Daddy, I wish Mommy was still alive." 275 00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:23,216 (Tapping) - (Muffled) Wilkins! Wilkins, over here! 276 00:22:23,341 --> 00:22:25,551 Wilkins, help me, goddamn it! 277 00:22:26,427 --> 00:22:27,761 Help me! 278 00:22:27,887 --> 00:22:28,888 Help me! 279 00:22:29,013 --> 00:22:31,181 Screw you. 280 00:22:36,646 --> 00:22:39,732 - Billy! - (TV playing) 281 00:22:53,204 --> 00:22:55,706 I gotcha. 282 00:23:00,253 --> 00:23:02,129 So, can we carve it now? 283 00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:04,507 (Screaming on TV) 284 00:23:04,632 --> 00:23:06,133 Yeah. 285 00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:08,970 Let's go downstairs. 286 00:24:09,447 --> 00:24:13,242 Let's carve a scary face this time. 287 00:24:14,243 --> 00:24:16,828 A scary face it is. 288 00:24:36,766 --> 00:24:39,185 (Whispers) Wrap it around. 289 00:24:41,479 --> 00:24:45,149 But don't forget to help me with the eyes. 290 00:24:57,954 --> 00:24:59,956 (Doorbell rings) 291 00:25:00,081 --> 00:25:02,124 - (I Pop music playing) - Trick or treat! 292 00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:05,044 (Screams and laughs) 293 00:25:05,169 --> 00:25:08,297 Aren't you guys adorable? 294 00:25:08,423 --> 00:25:10,341 Thanks, Mrs. Henderson. 295 00:25:10,466 --> 00:25:12,551 That's a great costume. 296 00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:13,928 I know. 297 00:25:14,053 --> 00:25:17,806 Isn't it just "purr-fect"? 298 00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:23,604 You want a drink or something? It'll be our little secret. 299 00:25:23,730 --> 00:25:25,064 Sure. 300 00:25:25,189 --> 00:25:26,189 No, thanks. 301 00:25:26,232 --> 00:25:28,234 - But, er... - All right, fine. 302 00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:29,610 I'll see what I got for you. 303 00:25:29,736 --> 00:25:33,573 Actually, Mrs. Henderson, we were sort of wondering if... 304 00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:36,575 - (Loud moaning) - (Woman) Oh, yeah! I love it! 305 00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:39,620 - If you might... - Holy shit. 306 00:25:39,746 --> 00:25:42,707 Have a jack-0'-lantern we could borrow. 307 00:25:43,207 --> 00:25:45,375 Here you go. 308 00:25:45,501 --> 00:25:47,836 Now, be safe. 309 00:25:49,213 --> 00:25:52,382 And watch out for monsters. 310 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,012 I don't even know what that was. 311 00:25:56,137 --> 00:26:00,307 Coach Taylor was in a hot-dog costume butt-fucking a pig. 312 00:26:00,433 --> 00:26:03,394 - I think. And then... - Chip. Let's just not. 313 00:26:10,651 --> 00:26:13,070 - Trick or treat. - What'd you find? 314 00:26:14,614 --> 00:26:15,615 That's it? 315 00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:18,302 I'm sorry, but some asshole went up and down the street smashing all of them. 316 00:26:18,326 --> 00:26:20,953 - (Groans) - But we have three. Isn't this enough? 317 00:26:22,205 --> 00:26:23,372 Almost. 318 00:26:31,506 --> 00:26:33,346 (Schrader) Macy, why didn't we just start here? 319 00:26:33,466 --> 00:26:36,719 I didn't know she'd do this. 320 00:26:36,844 --> 00:26:37,928 (Door opens) 321 00:26:38,054 --> 00:26:39,138 This is weird. 322 00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:42,391 Is that Rhonda the retard? 323 00:26:42,517 --> 00:26:44,685 (Macy) She's not a retard, she's an idiot savant. 324 00:26:44,811 --> 00:26:46,646 Here she comes. 325 00:26:50,233 --> 00:26:51,484 You're on, Schrader. 326 00:27:02,829 --> 00:27:05,164 Did you carve all these yourself? 327 00:27:05,998 --> 00:27:09,084 Yeah. Made my costume too. 328 00:27:09,210 --> 00:27:10,211 Like it? 329 00:27:10,336 --> 00:27:11,837 I do. 330 00:27:13,214 --> 00:27:14,715 I'm Schrader. 331 00:27:15,675 --> 00:27:17,093 Rhonda. 332 00:27:22,056 --> 00:27:24,725 (I Percussion) 333 00:27:44,954 --> 00:27:46,497 (Woman) Let's get another drink. 334 00:27:53,963 --> 00:27:55,881 (Woman gasps) 335 00:28:06,851 --> 00:28:09,019 (Moaning) 336 00:28:42,929 --> 00:28:44,013 (Woman screams) 337 00:29:08,287 --> 00:29:10,664 Henry. 338 00: