Fierce People

It looks like a penis, only larger. 378 00:34:21,008 --> 00:34:23,499 - Paige? - Here comes my mother. 379 00:34:27,214 --> 00:34:29,011 Hold this. Hi, Mommy. 380 00:34:33,187 --> 00:34:37,824 Pay attention, Finn. There's gonna be a quiz on this afterwards. 381 00:34:37,825 --> 00:34:40,793 - Mom, spare us. - Your mother is teaching Yoga... 382 00:34:40,794 --> 00:34:45,999 to Happy Rockefeller. The stepson was eaten by cannibals. 383 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:49,536 McCallum is over there. 384 00:34:49,537 --> 00:34:53,506 - Ian and Dwayne look like relatives. - That's very observant, Finn. 385 00:34:53,507 --> 00:34:57,277 They're not the only ones of our tribe with hair the color of cheese doodles. 386 00:34:57,278 --> 00:35:00,847 - There's Pete, the bartender. - Bryce... 387 00:35:00,848 --> 00:35:02,679 Thank you, Jenny. 388 00:35:04,451 --> 00:35:07,320 Take Jenny. All their mothers were maids. 389 00:35:07,321 --> 00:35:10,290 They used to call him "Maid To Order McCallum". 390 00:35:10,291 --> 00:35:13,493 Why would any maid want to sleep with McCallum? 391 00:35:13,494 --> 00:35:14,894 Not all of them did. 392 00:35:14,895 --> 00:35:16,930 McCallum doped up Dwayne's mother and dead-horsed her. 393 00:35:16,931 --> 00:35:18,694 That's just vulgar. 394 00:35:31,312 --> 00:35:32,609 I'm getting tired. 395 00:35:43,490 --> 00:35:45,754 Not too many of those, Pilar. Good night. 396 00:35:46,794 --> 00:35:47,818 Herbert. 397 00:35:51,465 --> 00:35:52,830 We can smoke. 398 00:35:59,139 --> 00:36:04,310 Were you one of the doctors who worked on my father at Sloan Kettering? 399 00:36:04,311 --> 00:36:07,075 We both know I'm not a doctor. 400 00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:10,842 I thought as much. 401 00:36:12,553 --> 00:36:16,455 So how long exactly have you been friends with my father? 402 00:36:17,491 --> 00:36:19,652 You should ask him that. 403 00:36:19,927 --> 00:36:24,330 If my father answered my questions, then I wouldn't have to ask you. 404 00:36:24,531 --> 00:36:25,555 Liz... 405 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:27,824 Hi. 406 00:36:31,472 --> 00:36:33,099 I'll leave you to it. 407 00:36:36,710 --> 00:36:39,645 I wanted to wait before this next song to ask you to dance. 408 00:36:40,147 --> 00:36:43,016 - You don't wanna do that. - It's just a sip. 409 00:36:43,017 --> 00:36:44,746 It's more vodka than Cola. 410 00:36:45,419 --> 00:36:47,319 We let Pilar think we don't know. 411 00:36:50,624 --> 00:36:52,114 So much for the slow dance. 412 00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,152 - Let's cut a rug. - All right. 413 00:36:55,829 --> 00:36:56,853 Ready? 414 00:36:57,631 --> 00:37:00,725 - Here we go. - My God. 415 00:38:05,432 --> 00:38:08,595 - Downshift to second! - What the hell do you mean? 416 00:38:14,241 --> 00:38:17,404 You gotta spend the night! 417 00:38:50,344 --> 00:38:53,546 Mr. Osborne wants you at his house for lunch tomorrow... 418 00:38:53,547 --> 00:38:55,742 one o'clock sharp. Don't be late. 419 00:39:12,599 --> 00:39:13,827 Finn Earl, sir. 420 00:39:19,006 --> 00:39:20,030 Hi. 421 00:39:21,175 --> 00:39:22,199 Hi. 422 00:39:26,013 --> 00:39:29,816 You know, I hear a lot of rumors... 423 00:39:29,817 --> 00:39:34,120 and innuendo about your mother and me. 424 00:39:34,121 --> 00:39:38,458 The only innuendo I know is that you're nailing my mom. 425 00:39:38,459 --> 00:39:40,723 Nailing your mom? 426 00:39:41,762 --> 00:39:47,632 Don't you ever use that expression in reference to your mother, you hear? 427 00:39:50,938 --> 00:39:52,599 Your mother and I... 428 00:39:55,609 --> 00:39:57,270 we're just friends. 429 00:39:58,278 --> 00:39:59,302 What? 430 00:40:00,180 --> 00:40:03,583 You bring us out here, you give us a house... 431 00:40:03,584 --> 00:40:07,213 but there's nothing between you? Why should I believe you? 432 00:40:07,921 --> 00:40:09,013 Sit down. 433 00:40:10,491 --> 00:40:11,549 Sit down! 434 00:40:22,269 --> 00:40:23,497 What are you doing? 435 00:40:34,081 --> 00:40:38,108 Take a good look, sonny. You're only gonna get to see it once. 436 00:40:43,257 --> 00:40:45,487 You don't have any balls. 437 00:40:45,859 --> 00:40:47,019 Precisely. 438 00:40:48,128 --> 00:40:52,326 Surgical procedure is called an orchiectomy. 439 00:40:52,766 --> 00:40:56,602 The theory being that if they cut off your balls... 440 00:40:56,603 --> 00:40:59,405 it'll slow down your cancer. My prostate... 441 00:40:59,406 --> 00:41:03,376 You know what a prostate is, right? It's a little thing, it's up your ass. 442 00:41:03,377 --> 00:41:07,143 Mine, unfortunately, was the size of a baseball. 443 00:41:08,248 --> 00:41:09,806 I was in a coma. 444 00:41:10,317 --> 00:41:13,081 My then wife gave them the green light. 445 00:41:14,755 --> 00:41:16,416 When I met your mother... 446 00:41:18,292 --> 00:4