Carry On Camping

00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:14,560 Did you? I suppose you want me to say, "Yes, but you'll have to share it with my daughter"? 499 00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:17,520 I expect you've heard that one about the traveller, 500 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:21,640 who stopped at the... I've not only heard it, I've had it! Come in here! 501 00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:25,720 Here, girl, is this the one as is responsible? 502 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:29,200 What? That? You must be joking. 503 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,800 Have you ever been with my daughter before? 504 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:34,360 Actually, no. But if the offer still holds... 505 00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:36,520 Never mind! Just get out and don't come back. 506 00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:38,400 OK, I'm sorry to have knocked you up. 507 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:41,360 Is that meant to be funny? No, why? 508 00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:43,960 Because it was a tramp like you that got her into trouble. 509 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,240 Oh, you don't say! Nothing serious, I hope? 510 00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:48,120 Get out! Get out! 511 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:51,040 Unless you want my twelve-bore up your backside. 512 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:54,480 Father, you can't go on attacking every man that comes here. 513 00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:58,040 Just give me his name. That's all I want out of you, his name. 514 00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:01,000 I can't. I never knew his name. 515 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,480 All that money I spent on a posh education, 516 00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:05,520 trying to make a lady out of you, 517 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:08,000 and you haven't even got the manners to ask, 518 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,120 "With who am I having the pleasure?" 519 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,400 Good evening, sir. 520 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:27,120 I was wondering if I could have some milk? Milk, is it? 521 00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,760 Yes. I came here once before, you know. 522 00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,960 Oh, you did, eh? 523 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:34,000 Yes, but you weren't here, though. 524 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,120 Just a young lady and she gave me a bit. 525 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:40,080 Oh, she did, did she? 526 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,640 Yes. And it was very nice, too. 527 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,880 That's why I've come back for some more. 528 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,160 By gum, you've got a nerve! 529 00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:49,400 Oh, don't misunderstand me, please. 530 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,680 I'm quite willing to pay for it this time. 531 00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:53,440 I'll kill you! 532 00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:57,800 (GUNSHOT) 533 00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:05,400 Ha, bull's-eye! 534 00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:08,720 # Da-da-da 535 00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:10,760 # Da-da-da... 536 00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:14,800 Peter, what's the matter with you? 537 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:18,120 Nothing. Why? I've been shot in the backside, that's all. 538 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:20,040 You've, er... What? 539 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:22,080 Shot. 540 00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,600 Where? In the backside. 541 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:28,000 Much? 542 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,920 Have a look, will you? 543 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:39,520 It must be around here somewhere. 544 00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:42,040 Why don't we just stop anywhere and put the tents up? 545 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:45,400 You can't just stop anywhere. You've got to have proper facilities. 546 00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:47,560 We've managed without facilities all day. 547 00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:49,720 How's queasy chops? 548 00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:52,920 She's having a whale of a time. You've only to look at her to see that. 549 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:54,560 He only asked. 550 00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:56,200 Look! 551 00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:01,560 That's it. Paradise? Where have I heard that before? 552 00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:05,040 It must have been in church. No, it wasn't that. 553 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:07,760 Oh, is this the special place you've been looking for? 554 00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:11,520 That's right. No, nothing special. But we'll try it if you like. 555 00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:15,040 But, Sid, this is the place... Don't be so selfish, Bernie. 556 00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:17,800 Think of the poor girls. They've had enough for one day. 557 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,400 We'll take a chance, shall we? 558 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:45,080 Are you the owner of this site? No. 559 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:47,320 Where is he? Gone for a pee. 560 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:49,360 Here he comes now. 561 00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,600 Excuse me. 562 00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:00,160 Yes. Can I help you? 563 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,400 Yes. We'd like to camp here. Who do we have to see? 564 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:04,