Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead

548 00:38:05,324 --> 00:38:06,992 Well, God have mercy. 549 00:38:07,535 --> 00:38:09,953 Do you know me, my lord? 550 00:38:10,371 --> 00:38:11,621 Hamlet: Excellent. 551 00:38:12,707 --> 00:38:13,999 Excellent well. 552 00:38:14,333 --> 00:38:16,835 - You are a fishmonger. - Not I, my lord. 553 00:38:17,003 --> 00:38:18,878 Hamlet: Then I would you were so honest a man. 554 00:38:19,005 --> 00:38:20,380 Polonius: Honest, my lord? 555 00:38:26,721 --> 00:38:28,346 What do you read, my lord? 556 00:38:28,639 --> 00:38:30,932 Words, words, words. 557 00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:32,934 Polonius: What is the matter, my lord? 558 00:38:33,060 --> 00:38:34,144 Hamlet: Between who? 559 00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:36,521 Polonius: I mean the matter that you read, my lord. 560 00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:38,148 Statement. 561 00:38:38,274 --> 00:38:39,607 Hamlet: Slander, sir. 562 00:38:40,109 --> 00:38:42,110 For the satirical rogue says here 563 00:38:42,236 --> 00:38:45,238 that old man have grey beards... 564 00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:53,246 Rosencrantz: Who was that? 565 00:38:53,372 --> 00:38:54,516 Guildenstern: Didn't you know him? 566 00:38:54,540 --> 00:38:55,600 Rosencrantz: He didn't know me. 567 00:38:55,624 --> 00:38:56,727 Guildenstern: He didn't see you. 568 00:38:56,751 --> 00:38:57,951 Rosencrantz: I didn't see him. 569 00:38:58,044 --> 00:38:59,127 Guildenstern: We shall see. 570 00:38:59,712 --> 00:39:01,504 I hardly knew him, he's changed. 571 00:39:01,630 --> 00:39:03,048 - You could see that? - Transformed. 572 00:39:03,215 --> 00:39:04,632 - How do you know? - Inside and out. 573 00:39:04,759 --> 00:39:06,239 - I see. - He's not himself, you know. 574 00:39:06,385 --> 00:39:07,886 - He's changed. - I could see that. 575 00:39:10,097 --> 00:39:11,806 Glean what afflicts him! 576 00:39:11,974 --> 00:39:12,974 - Me? - Him. 577 00:39:13,267 --> 00:39:15,393 - How? - Question and answer. 578 00:39:15,728 --> 00:39:16,770 He's afflicted. 579 00:39:16,937 --> 00:39:18,188 You question, I answer. 580 00:39:18,314 --> 00:39:19,439 He's not himself, you know. 581 00:39:19,607 --> 00:39:21,191 - I'm him, you see. - Who am I? 582 00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:22,359 You're yourself. 583 00:39:22,443 --> 00:39:23,860 - And he's you? - Not a bit of it. 584 00:39:28,115 --> 00:39:29,199 Are you afflicted? 585 00:39:29,950 --> 00:39:32,160 That's the idea. Are you ready? 586 00:39:34,163 --> 00:39:35,288 Let's go back a bit. 587 00:39:37,458 --> 00:39:39,459 - I'm afflicted. - I see. 588 00:39:39,627 --> 00:39:41,503 Glean what afflicts me. 589 00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:42,754 Right. 590 00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:44,672 Question and answer. 591 00:39:45,132 --> 00:39:46,216 How should I begin? 592 00:39:46,926 --> 00:39:47,967 Address me. 593 00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:50,887 My dear Guildenstern! 594 00:39:52,306 --> 00:39:53,723 You've forgotten, haven't you? 595 00:39:54,266 --> 00:39:55,517 My dear Rosencrantz! 596 00:39:59,730 --> 00:40:01,147 I don't think you quite understand. 597 00:40:01,273 --> 00:40:02,899 What we are attempting is a hypothesis 598 00:40:03,025 --> 00:40:04,651 in which I answer for him 599 00:40:04,777 --> 00:40:08,029 while you ask me questions. 600 00:40:09,156 --> 00:40:11,533 Ah. Ready? 601 00:40:12,451 --> 00:40:14,619 - You know what to do? - What? 602 00:40:15,788 --> 00:40:17,372 - Are you stupid? - Pardon? 603 00:40:17,498 --> 00:40:18,998 - Are you deaf? - Did you speak? 604 00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:20,125 - Not now. - Statement! 605 00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:25,046 Not now! (Echoes) 606 00:41:03,711 --> 00:41:04,836 I say. 607 00:41:04,962 --> 00:41:09,966 - What? - Well, uh, uh... 608 00:41:12,386 --> 00:41:13,470 Would you like a bite? 609 00:41:14,263 --> 00:41:15,388 No. 610 00:41:20,811 --> 00:41:21,895 Thank you. 611 00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:43,708 Oh, you mean you pretend to be him. 612 00:41:45,085 --> 00:41:47,086 And I ask you questions. 613 00:41:48,130 --> 00:41:49,380 Very good. 614 00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:51,132 You had me confused. 615 00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:52,634 I could see I had. 616 00:41:53,093 --> 00:41:54,260 How should I begin? 617 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:55,845 Address me. 618 00:41:57,056 --> 00:41:58,223 My honored lord! 619 00:41:58,390 --> 00:41:59,724 My dear Rosencrantz! 620 00:42:01,936 --> 00:42:03,478 Am I pretending to be you, then? 621 00:42:03,604 --> 00:42:06,523 Certainly not. Well, if you like, shall we continue? 622 00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:10,818 - My honored lord! - My dear fellow! 623 00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:12,070 - How are you? - Afflicted! 624 00:42:12,196 --> 00:42:13,507 - Really? In what way? - Transformed. 625 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:14,572 - Inside or out? - Both. 626 00:42:14,698 --> 00:42:18,326 I see. Not much