Man on the Moon

Look, uh, 598 00:42:45,750 --> 00:42:48,625 Tony Clifton is gonna go on Taxi next week. 599 00:42:48,750 --> 00:42:52,583 That should, uh, let him blow off steam and relieve the stress. 600 00:42:52,667 --> 00:42:54,583 - Bob, Bob, Bob. - Okay? 601 00:42:54,667 --> 00:42:57,333 Andy needs to relax. This is your job. 602 00:42:57,417 --> 00:43:00,875 - You have to take him away from all of this. - My job. 603 00:43:03,750 --> 00:43:06,500 - Would you come on? - Okay. 604 00:43:06,625 --> 00:43:08,917 Sh-- 605 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,625 - Hi. How are you doin' today? - Fine. 606 00:43:11,708 --> 00:43:14,250 - Hello. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 607 00:43:14,417 --> 00:43:17,375 - How are you? - Peachy. 608 00:43:17,417 --> 00:43:19,833 Oh. 609 00:43:19,917 --> 00:43:21,917 Yeah 610 00:43:30,208 --> 00:43:33,542 - What do-- What do we do now? - Now you pick. 611 00:43:35,625 --> 00:43:39,083 But what if I... hurt somebody's feelings? 612 00:43:39,208 --> 00:43:42,417 For Christ's sake, you're not gonna hurt anybody's feelings. 613 00:43:42,583 --> 00:43:45,000 They're-- They're all professionals. All right? 614 00:43:45,167 --> 00:43:47,083 Okay. 615 00:43:53,042 --> 00:43:55,167 All right. Which one? 616 00:43:56,958 --> 00:43:59,333 I will have both! 617 00:44:04,708 --> 00:44:08,583 I will have this fraulein und the one with the big strudels. 618 00:44:08,708 --> 00:44:11,167 Mach schnell, mach schnell! 619 00:44:11,250 --> 00:44:14,125 Oh, no. Zmuda, I'm gonna kill you. 620 00:44:14,208 --> 00:44:16,250 Excellent choice. 621 00:44:17,417 --> 00:44:19,333 - Hi. - Hi. 622 00:44:19,375 --> 00:44:21,750 Are you having a good day? 623 00:44:21,875 --> 00:44:24,625 It's kind of a big day. 624 00:44:24,750 --> 00:44:27,125 It's my buddy's first time with a prostitute. 625 00:44:27,208 --> 00:44:31,083 What are you talkin' about? Andy comes here almost every weekend. 626 00:44:31,208 --> 00:44:33,583 Who, Andy? 627 00:44:33,708 --> 00:44:36,500 Oh, he doesn't always call himself that. 628 00:44:36,542 --> 00:44:39,125 Sometimes he's Tony, and he wears a tux. 629 00:44:40,833 --> 00:44:42,750 - Yeah - Oh, ho! 630 00:44:58,417 --> 00:45:00,375 Hey, um, 631 00:45:02,542 --> 00:45:06,375 if-- if I gave you both... 632 00:45:06,458 --> 00:45:08,333 three hundred dollars, 633 00:45:08,458 --> 00:45:10,375 would you, um, 634 00:45:13,583 --> 00:45:16,458 come to Hollywood and help me destroy a TV show? 635 00:45:19,667 --> 00:45:21,583 Five hundred. 636 00:45:28,167 --> 00:45:31,083 What am I, Harry Houdini, huh? 637 00:45:31,208 --> 00:45:34,542 Oh, we busted through. Come on, girls. 638 00:45:34,625 --> 00:45:36,708 Welcome to the Follies "Bree-gere." 639 00:45:36,833 --> 00:45:40,083 - Okay, here's the man. Tony Clifton. - Taxi, laxy. 640 00:45:40,208 --> 00:45:42,208 - Just the factsy, Maxie. - Hi. 641 00:45:42,292 --> 00:45:44,750 Hey, hot shot. How you doin'? 642 00:45:44,875 --> 00:45:48,375 - Ed Weinberger. - Take a hike! Okay, all right, huh? 643 00:45:48,500 --> 00:45:50,292 All right. 644 00:45:50,417 --> 00:45:52,708 - What are we doin', huh? - Here's your script, uh, Tony. 645 00:45:52,792 --> 00:45:54,833 - That's the script I was given? - Yeah. 646 00:45:54,917 --> 00:45:57,542 That's the one I have to do? Okay, let me see. 647 00:45:57,625 --> 00:46:00,583 Okay, bullshit, bullshit, my line. 648 00:46:00,708 --> 00:46:02,875 Bullshit, bullshit, my line. 649 00:46:02,958 --> 00:46:04,708 Ohh! Ha-ha! 650 00:46:04,792 --> 00:46:07,750 That's hilarious! That is hilarious! 651 00:46:07,833 --> 00:46:11,458 I reviewed that script last night and I was not satisfied. 652 00:46:11,583 --> 00:46:14,542 - Yeah, well-- - I was not satisfied. 653 00:46:14,667 --> 00:46:16,833 - Why don't we-- - So I made a few changes. 654 00:46:16,917 --> 00:46:19,875 I stayed up all night with these sweet ladies right here. 655 00:46:19,958 --> 00:46:22,792 This is Lemonade. 656 00:46:22,917 --> 00:46:25,458 - That'll keep you going on a hot day. - Can we get to work? 657 00:46:25,583 --> 00:46:29,042 And this is Melonia. How's my little produce department? 658 00:46:29,167 --> 00:46:32,417 Honk, honk, honk, honk, honk. 659 00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:35,458 This is the new Taxi theme song. 660 00:46:39,750 --> 00:46:43,208 Oh, yes we drive a taxi 661 00:46:44,750 --> 00:46:48,417 Aaaah! 662 00:46:48,542 --> 00:46:53,250 Aaaah! 663 00:46:53,333 --> 00:46:55,458 Aah-aah-aah-aah-ahh! 664 00:46:55,583 --> 00:46:57,458 George. 665 00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:02,625 Now, I can't afford to blow this whole episode, so... 666 00:47:02,750 --> 00:47:04,750 we have to let him go. 667 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,292 I'm not sure how Andy's gonna take this. 668 00:47:09,417 --> 00:47:13