Support Your Local Gunfighter

He's nothing but the town character. 392 00:35:39,723 --> 00:35:41,642 Was the town character. 393 00:35:41,767 --> 00:35:46,438 I'm now a deputy sheriff, and probably the second-fastest gun around here. 394 00:35:47,606 --> 00:35:49,733 -Did you hear that? -He probably is. 395 00:35:49,816 --> 00:35:50,901 And if he isn't... 396 00:35:50,984 --> 00:35:55,030 he will be after I've had a chance to work with him for a couple of days. 397 00:35:55,072 --> 00:35:56,573 Come on, Joe. 398 00:36:00,035 --> 00:36:02,621 Joe, the right cell on the right here is yours. 399 00:36:02,704 --> 00:36:04,748 We don't have any bars yet. 400 00:36:04,790 --> 00:36:07,084 -You're kidding. -That's what I said. 401 00:36:07,125 --> 00:36:10,420 But we're gonna operate just as if the bars were there. 402 00:36:10,462 --> 00:36:14,800 You stay on that side of the line, and everything should work out fine. 403 00:36:15,008 --> 00:36:16,093 What? 404 00:36:16,593 --> 00:36:18,136 While you're in this jail... 405 00:36:18,220 --> 00:36:22,641 you stay on that side of the line and you and I will just get along fine. 406 00:36:23,642 --> 00:36:26,937 You expect me to sit here in this lousy cell on that.... 407 00:36:28,230 --> 00:36:31,066 What is that red stuff all over the floor there? 408 00:36:33,902 --> 00:36:37,614 That's the poor fellow that crossed the line earlier today. 409 00:36:40,951 --> 00:36:44,037 All right, Joe, you just stay right there and behave yourself. 410 00:36:44,121 --> 00:36:47,291 -Maybe if you wanted something to read.... -Read? 411 00:36:47,791 --> 00:36:50,085 No, I guess you wouldn't. 412 00:36:50,961 --> 00:36:52,129 Sorry. 413 00:36:54,798 --> 00:36:57,426 -I see you found a badge. -Yeah. 414 00:36:57,801 --> 00:37:00,095 Now we gonna set out to clean up this town? 415 00:37:00,137 --> 00:37:01,471 I guess that's about it. 416 00:37:01,555 --> 00:37:03,015 All by ourselves? 417 00:37:03,098 --> 00:37:05,851 We won't turn down any help that's cheerfully offered. 418 00:37:05,934 --> 00:37:09,062 Nobody's gonna offer no help, cheerful or any other way. 419 00:37:09,146 --> 00:37:11,398 I think you're probably right, Jake. 420 00:37:16,069 --> 00:37:18,447 How much money am I making in this job? 421 00:37:18,530 --> 00:37:22,326 Let's see. I'm the sheriff. They're paying me $150 a month. 422 00:37:23,660 --> 00:37:27,206 Say we put your salary to about half that, plus room and board... 423 00:37:27,289 --> 00:37:30,501 plus all the ammunition you need to carry on the job. 424 00:37:30,751 --> 00:37:34,838 I haven't checked out your employment with the Mayor and town council yet-- 425 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,174 You mean there's a chance they might turn me down? 426 00:37:37,216 --> 00:37:38,842 No, I don't think so. 427 00:37:38,884 --> 00:37:41,178 No, I think their attitude is gonna be: 428 00:37:41,220 --> 00:37:44,431 "If we found somebody willing to take the job... 429 00:37:44,515 --> 00:37:45,724 don't rock the boat." 430 00:37:45,807 --> 00:37:48,852 You can bet that's what their attitude is gonna be. 431 00:37:52,022 --> 00:37:55,108 You ever been sheriff of a town that needed cleaning up before? 432 00:37:55,192 --> 00:37:56,193 No, I haven't. 433 00:37:56,276 --> 00:37:59,238 -Ever been sheriff of any kind of town? -Not that, either. 434 00:37:59,321 --> 00:38:03,492 But the Mayor seemed to think my qualifications suited the job perfectly. 435 00:38:03,534 --> 00:38:07,538 He'd have thought that if you were blind in both eyes and crippled in both legs. 436 00:38:07,621 --> 00:38:10,624 I think you've got the situation pegged. 437 00:38:11,834 --> 00:38:13,293 Want me to warm some coffee? 438 00:38:13,377 --> 00:38:16,046 I've never turned down a cup of coffee in my life. 439 00:38:18,757 --> 00:38:21,301 -How long you been out West? -About four years. 440 00:38:21,385 --> 00:38:23,720 -From where? -East. 441 00:38:24,012 --> 00:38:26,098 I was raised up in Indiana. 442 00:38:26,807 --> 00:38:29,393 That could be either good or bad. 443 00:38:31,395 --> 00:38:34,690 Them four years you've been out West, what you been doing? 444 00:38:34,857 --> 00:38:37,860 Mostly I've been on my way to Australia. 445 00:38:39,111 --> 00:38:40,654 For four years? 446 00:38:41,029 --> 00:38:43,991 It takes some people a little longer than others. 447 00:38:44,074 --> 00:38:47,786 -What's in Australia? -A lot of things. You'd be surprised. 448 00:38:48,745 --> 00:38:50,789 Any other questions, Jake? 449 00:38:53,250 --> 00:38:54,877 No, that's all right. 450 00:38:55,085 --> 00:38:59,756 If there's anything I want, it's a deputy who's at ease in his mind about everything. 451 00:38:59,882 --> 00:39:01,633 You ain't got one. 452 00:39:02,134 --> 00:39:05,929 I don't know where you're gonna get one