Dirty Rotten Scoundrels is a Comedy, Crime film released in 1988.
22 subtitle releases available in English. 12 releases include Hearing Impaired (HI) subtitles.
Movie Dialogue Sample
00:40:53,684 --> 00:40:56,561
All right, all right. How am I
supposed to spend my money?
435
00:40:58,105 --> 00:41:00,940
Now, all these wines are very old.
436
00:41:01,108 --> 00:41:04,527
I purchased them to make certain
that they were cared for properly.
437
00:41:04,695 --> 00:41:08,907
- So you got a lot of wine to drink.
- You can't. They're far too valuable.
438
00:41:09,784 --> 00:41:12,035
- So you sell them?
- I'd never sell them.
439
00:41:12,203 --> 00:41:13,661
They mean too much to me.
440
00:41:16,540 --> 00:41:21,044
In Europe, Freddy, gardens
take centuries to grow and cultivate.
441
00:41:21,212 --> 00:41:22,545
This one was about to die,
442
00:41:22,713 --> 00:41:26,299
until Mrs. Everson's brooch
paid for its preservation.
443
00:41:26,467 --> 00:41:29,469
- What's the angle?
- There is no angle, Freddy.
444
00:41:35,768 --> 00:41:39,813
I rescued this from certain destruction
and donated it to the museum.
445
00:41:41,023 --> 00:41:43,483
Just looking at it feeds my soul.
446
00:41:44,902 --> 00:41:47,654
- May I say something here?
- Of course.
447
00:41:47,822 --> 00:41:49,489
Are you kidding me or what?!
448
00:41:51,158 --> 00:41:52,826
I don't get it.
449
00:41:52,993 --> 00:41:55,537
You want me to spend my money
on wine you can't drink,
450
00:41:55,704 --> 00:41:59,124
and a garden that, to me,
looks like a big mowing headache.
451
00:41:59,291 --> 00:42:03,169
It's true that is a sculpture of a naked
woman, and I can appreciate that.
452
00:42:03,337 --> 00:42:06,047
But otherwise,
you have got to be joking.
453
00:42:06,215 --> 00:42:08,425
You agreed to do what I say.
454
00:42:08,592 --> 00:42:11,010
Not to you telling me
how to spend money,
455
00:42:11,178 --> 00:42:13,930
and not to playing
Ruprecht the Monkey Boy all the time!
456
00:42:14,098 --> 00:42:16,099
I'm going it alone.
457
00:42:16,809 --> 00:42:18,101
Ugh!
458
00:42:18,269 --> 00:42:21,646
Freddy. You still have so much to learn.
459
00:42:21,814 --> 00:42:25,442
No, thanks.
I was doing great with my own look.
460
00:42:25,609 --> 00:42:28,194
I don't need these clothes
or your instructions.
461
00:42:28,362 --> 00:42:32,031
You taught me what you know.
Great. Thanks. Thanks a yahoo.
462
00:42:32,199 --> 00:42:33,867
I'm gettin' out of this town.
463
00:42:35,828 --> 00:42:37,203
Good luck.
464
00:42:55,556 --> 00:42:59,767
Well, the Jackal has finally tucked his
tail between his legs and crawled away.
465
00:42:59,935 --> 00:43:02,812
Good. Then it is business as usual, huh?
466
00:43:04,064 --> 00:43:06,691
- Au revoir, Lawrence.
- Au revoir, Andre.
467
00:43:06,859 --> 00:43:09,569
Oh, Miss! Miss!
468
00:43:10,946 --> 00:43:13,615
Excuse me.
Where can I get the Wall Street Journal?
469
00:43:13,782 --> 00:43:17,785
I'm trying to find out the stock prices
to see how my takeover bid is going.
470
00:43:17,953 --> 00:43:20,705
It's so hard to get
the stock prices around here.
471
00:43:21,999 --> 00:43:23,416
Au revoir!
472
00:43:25,753 --> 00:43:27,045
What are you doing here?
473
00:43:28,964 --> 00:43:30,840
You know, that's a funny story.
474
00:43:31,675 --> 00:43:34,844
I was at the train station,
ticket in hand,
475
00:43:35,012 --> 00:43:38,431
and I thought "What am I leaving
this place for? I love me here!"
476
00:43:38,599 --> 00:43:41,184
So, I'll be around a little bit more.
Lucky you.
477
00:43:41,352 --> 00:43:44,145
Freddy. Freddy!
478
00:43:45,231 --> 00:43:47,357
Freddy!
479
00:43:47,525 --> 00:43:51,528
There simply isn't enough room
for both of us to work Beaumont-sur-Mer.
480
00:43:52,196 --> 00:43:55,532
- You know what? I think you're scared.
- Of what?
481
00:43:55,699 --> 00:43:58,159
Competition.
You've been top dog here for so long,
482
00:43:58,327 --> 00:44:00,620
you think you own the place.
Nice!
483
00:44:00,788 --> 00:44:02,956
Believe me, Freddy,
I'm not afraid of you.
484
00:44:03,123 --> 00:44:04,624
Sure you are, and you should be.
485
00:44:04,792 --> 00:44:07,627
I'm younger than you.
I'm better-looking than you.
486
00:44:08,587 --> 00:44:10,129
I'm thinner than you.
487
00:44:10,631 --> 00:44:13,591
I could kick your ass
off this hill in a New York minute.
488
00:44:14,134 --> 00:44:17,136
And I could have you arrested again.
489
00:44:22,101 --> 00:44:24,769
And I could always call
Lady Fanny of Omaha.
490
00:44:31,318 --> 00:44:34,445
Freddy, as a younger man,
491
00:44:34,613 --> 00:44:38,157
I was a sculptor,
a painter and a musician.
492
00:44:39,535 --> 00:44:41,244
There was just one problem.
493
00:44:42,121 --> 00:44:44,080
I wasn't very good.
494
00:44:44,248 --> 00:44:46,332
As a matter of fact, I was dreadful.
495
00:44:47,835 --> 00:44:50,420
I finally came
to the frustrating conclusion
496
00:44:50,588 --> 00:44:53,840
that I had tas...
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