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something nice about me. 598 00:32:19,622 --> 00:32:22,451 Oh, let me have her now. I must have her now. Please! 599 00:32:22,521 --> 00:32:25,247 Just tell me who, where, when, under what circumstances. 600 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:29,549 Margaret is who, of course, but I don't want to go through courting again... that was awful. 601 00:32:29,621 --> 00:32:32,985 Why not be married to her? Then you'll be absolutely certain of having her. 602 00:32:33,055 --> 00:32:36,648 Yeah. A-And I'd like to be powerful, 'cause I'd like to give her lots of things. 603 00:32:36,723 --> 00:32:38,655 Rich. Influential. Millionaire. 604 00:32:38,723 --> 00:32:40,655 Multi. Multi. Good thinking. 605 00:32:40,723 --> 00:32:45,051 Multimillionaire. Yachts, servants, country estates, a phone in the lav. 606 00:32:45,122 --> 00:32:48,556 Yeah, but I don't want her to be like she was last time... you know, timid. 607 00:32:48,623 --> 00:32:51,487 I want her to be... physical. 608 00:32:51,557 --> 00:32:53,853 I'll make her very physical, indeed, for you, Stanley. 609 00:32:53,924 --> 00:32:55,913 Stiffen yourself. 610 00:32:57,558 --> 00:33:00,456 The magic words: Jackie Kennedy! 611 00:33:03,225 --> 00:33:05,088 Oh, well. Julie Andrews. 612 00:33:14,626 --> 00:33:16,616 Randy! 613 00:33:17,693 --> 00:33:19,624 Afternoon, Seed. 614 00:33:19,692 --> 00:33:23,216 Hello, everybody. How are you, Peter? Sorry I'm late, darling. 615 00:33:23,293 --> 00:33:25,225 Mmm! Hello, Randolph. Hello. 616 00:33:25,293 --> 00:33:28,227 Brought you a little something from town. 617 00:33:28,294 --> 00:33:30,227 Do you like it? 618 00:33:30,294 --> 00:33:33,921 Yes. Isn't it lovely, Randy? Yes. 619 00:33:34,995 --> 00:33:36,925 We're playing croquet. 620 00:33:36,993 --> 00:33:38,925 Why don't you and Peter go away... 621 00:33:38,993 --> 00:33:41,586 and discuss your affairs? 622 00:33:41,663 --> 00:33:43,595 True enough. 623 00:33:43,663 --> 00:33:47,060 I suppose we ought to... tie up this Venezuelan business. 624 00:33:47,130 --> 00:33:48,719 Yes. 625 00:33:48,795 --> 00:33:52,091 Lord Dowdy, I wonder if you'd be so kind as to take over my blue ball... 626 00:33:52,162 --> 00:33:53,923 and double up with Daphne. 627 00:33:53,995 --> 00:33:55,927 C-C-C-C-C-Certainly. 628 00:33:55,996 --> 00:33:58,927 Who is that young Randy fellow? What? 629 00:33:58,996 --> 00:34:00,860 Oh. Randolph. 630 00:34:00,931 --> 00:34:02,863 He's an awfully nice chap. 631 00:34:02,931 --> 00:34:05,362 He's, uh... He's teaching Margaret the harp. 632 00:34:05,431 --> 00:34:07,363 Oh, yes. 633 00:34:07,431 --> 00:34:09,363 She's terribly artistic, you know. Is she? 634 00:34:09,431 --> 00:34:11,363 Yes. Terribly. Artistic? 635 00:34:11,431 --> 00:34:13,363 - Yes. Yes. - Yes. 636 00:34:13,431 --> 00:34:16,363 We met Randolph, actually, when we were in the Bahamas... 637 00:34:16,431 --> 00:34:18,862 forming Margaret's mother into a limited company. 638 00:34:18,931 --> 00:34:20,865 Very shrewd move. 639 00:34:20,933 --> 00:34:24,865 You ever thought of making Margaret into a charitable institution? 640 00:34:24,933 --> 00:34:26,866 What a cracking wheeze! 641 00:34:26,934 --> 00:34:29,365 Yes, and then I could get a depreciation allowance on her. 642 00:34:29,434 --> 00:34:31,864 Exactly. I think the revenue boys would buy that one. 643 00:34:31,933 --> 00:34:33,866 Yes. 644 00:34:33,934 --> 00:34:36,127 You could probably get her clothes taken off as well. 645 00:34:38,201 --> 00:34:41,133 Yes, I'm sure they'd be deductible. 646 00:34:41,202 --> 00:34:45,133 Properly handled, I think she could be a wonderful little asset. 647 00:34:45,201 --> 00:34:47,135 Yes. 648 00:34:47,203 --> 00:34:50,134 I was shopping around for a wife, actually, the other day. 649 00:34:50,202 --> 00:34:52,134 Mmm. Daphne? 650 00:34:52,202 --> 00:34:54,135 Or something along similar lines. 651 00:34:54,203 --> 00:34:56,794 But my accountant said that in my bracket it really wasn't on. 652 00:34:56,869 --> 00:34:59,460 Oh, yes... Oh, yes... Come on! 653 00:35:00,471 --> 00:35:03,301 Yes. Excuse me. 654 00:35:03,370 --> 00:35:06,302 I forgot to give you this, my precious! 655 00:35:06,370 --> 00:35:08,630 Oh, you doll! 656 00:35:08,702 --> 00:35:11,168 There we are. Do you like it? Oh! 657 00:35:11,236 --> 00:35:13,169 Well! 658 00:35:13,237 --> 00:35:15,601 Feel the fur, Randolph. Mmm. Beautiful. 659 00:35:15,671 --> 00:35:18,467 How is the old harp... harp coming along? 660 00:35:18,538 --> 00:35:20,471 Oh, splendidly. 661 00:35:20,539 --> 00:35:22,505 Your wife has extraordinary sensitivity. 662 00:35:22,573 --> 00:35:24,505 She has, she has. Extraordinary. 663 00:35:24,573 --> 00:35:27,436 Oh, I'm so hot and sticky and... 664 00:35:27,505 --> 00:35:30,495 Randy, we m