Bedazzled

00:34:14,510 --> 00:34:19,348 I can appreciate that, but the thing is, I don't know if you guys 519 00:34:19,390 --> 00:34:22,268 are selling this stuff to kids or near schools or what you are doing 520 00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:25,271 and it makes me really nervous. 521 00:34:25,313 --> 00:34:26,939 To tell you the truth, 522 00:34:26,981 --> 00:34:29,317 I'm seriously thinking of getting out of the business, so I'm afraid-- 523 00:34:31,527 --> 00:34:34,947 You've lost your woman and now you've lost your nerve. 524 00:34:34,989 --> 00:34:37,366 I'm taking over the business. 525 00:34:37,408 --> 00:34:41,454 You don't have a chance, Raoul! 526 00:34:41,496 --> 00:34:44,373 Take a look at the men around you. 527 00:34:44,415 --> 00:34:48,878 Each of these men would sacrifice his life for me were I in danger. 528 00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:52,173 They are my men now. 529 00:34:52,215 --> 00:34:55,218 No, I don't think so. 530 00:34:57,053 --> 00:35:00,765 (laughing) Do you believe what you're hearing? 531 00:35:02,558 --> 00:35:05,061 Alejandro? 532 00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:07,647 Alejandro? Roberto? Esteban? 533 00:35:07,688 --> 00:35:09,023 (sighs) 534 00:35:09,065 --> 00:35:10,358 You guys suck! 535 00:35:10,399 --> 00:35:12,068 (Raoul chuckling) 536 00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:13,778 Get him, men! 537 00:35:24,664 --> 00:35:26,457 Your mother wears army boots! 538 00:36:17,758 --> 00:36:19,969 (chuckling, gasps) 539 00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:22,889 (screaming) 540 00:36:31,564 --> 00:36:34,150 <i>Seis, seis, seis.</i> 541 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:35,651 (screaming) 542 00:36:39,822 --> 00:36:41,949 (groaning) 543 00:36:41,991 --> 00:36:43,284 Back so soon? 544 00:36:43,326 --> 00:36:45,161 (groaning) 545 00:36:49,665 --> 00:36:53,794 You turned me into a drug dealer. They almost killed me. 546 00:36:53,836 --> 00:36:57,173 -You asked for rich and powerful. -Not like that. 547 00:36:57,215 --> 00:37:01,719 Goes with the territory, babe. Root of all evil. Ring any bells? 548 00:37:01,761 --> 00:37:05,973 -What about Alison? What got into her? -I think it was Raoul. 549 00:37:06,015 --> 00:37:08,684 Yeah! That's not what I wished for. 550 00:37:08,726 --> 00:37:12,605 Well, hold on now, mister. You wished that the two of you were married. 551 00:37:12,647 --> 00:37:15,566 You didn't say anything about her loving you. 552 00:37:15,608 --> 00:37:18,361 Well, you know, when two people get married, I assume that-- 553 00:37:18,402 --> 00:37:20,112 There's your mistake. 554 00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:22,949 -May I suggest something? -What? 555 00:37:22,990 --> 00:37:25,952 The rich and powerful thing wasn't really the way to go. 556 00:37:25,993 --> 00:37:29,163 Everyone wishes for that first thing out of the gate and it never pans out. 557 00:37:29,205 --> 00:37:31,332 -Really? -The fact of the matter is 558 00:37:31,374 --> 00:37:34,794 women aren't really attracted to wealth and power. 559 00:37:34,835 --> 00:37:37,338 -They're not? -No, of course not. 560 00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:39,882 They couldn't give a fig for all that rubbish. 561 00:37:39,924 --> 00:37:43,010 What you need to figure out is what she does want in a man. 562 00:37:43,678 --> 00:37:45,054 How do I find that out? 563 00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:46,472 Easy. 564 00:37:48,849 --> 00:37:50,935 (horns honking) 565 00:37:50,977 --> 00:37:52,561 Oh! 566 00:37:52,603 --> 00:37:54,146 (siren whoops) 567 00:37:56,148 --> 00:37:57,441 I'm not with her! 568 00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:02,613 ELLIOT: Where are we? 569 00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:04,824 DEVIL: A place you never would have seen without my help. 570 00:38:04,865 --> 00:38:06,951 Welcome to Alison's bedroom. 571 00:38:06,993 --> 00:38:08,494 -(hisses) -(meows) 572 00:38:08,536 --> 00:38:11,080 We can't be in here. This is breaking and entering. 573 00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:13,207 I know. It's fun, isn't it? 574 00:38:13,249 --> 00:38:15,626 I'm sure we're gonna find the answer somewhere around here. 575 00:38:16,919 --> 00:38:19,922 -What if Alison catches us? -Don't worry. 576 00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:21,549 She won't be able to see you. 577 00:38:21,590 --> 00:38:24,051 Besides, she's in the shower... 578 00:38:24,093 --> 00:38:26,095 -(shower running) -...naked. 579 00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:27,680 Right behind that door. 580 00:38:27,722 --> 00:38:29,807 Go on. Go ahead. Take a peep. 581 00:38:29,849 --> 00:38:31,100 No! 582 00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:33,352 Oh, come on. We both know you want to. 583 00:38:33,394 --> 00:38:35,855 You must think that I'm really perverted, don't you? 584 00:38:35,896 --> 00:38:37,898 That's what you think. You think I'm some sad, desperate, 585 00:38:37,940 --> 00:38:40,776 -twisted, pathetic loser. -Yes. 586 00:38:40,818 --> 00:38:43,654 Well, in that case, maybe I'll j