I'll Be Home for Christmas

Santa? 505 00:29:41,238 --> 00:29:42,531 (GRUNTING) 506 00:29:47,036 --> 00:29:49,079 (GASPS) Thank God. 507 00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:53,959 Hang on, Santa. I'm coming. 508 00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:57,671 I'm coming, I'm coming. I'm coming. 509 00:29:57,838 --> 00:30:02,051 - Hold on, hold on. Oh. - (GRUNTING) 510 00:30:02,259 --> 00:30:05,262 Ow, ow, ow. Am I alive? 511 00:30:05,846 --> 00:30:09,475 Sir, I have never been happier to answer that question in my life. 512 00:30:09,725 --> 00:30:13,896 - Yes, you are alive! - You've been asked that question before? 513 00:30:14,396 --> 00:30:17,441 Oh, maybe... ten, twelve times. 514 00:30:19,902 --> 00:30:21,570 (SINGING) <i>Wake up now Wake up now</i> 515 00:30:21,737 --> 00:30:24,657 <i>- Dr. Jones, Dr. Jones - Calling Dr. Jones</i> 516 00:30:24,907 --> 00:30:28,077 <i>- Dr. Jones, Dr. Jones, wake up now</i> - (CHUCKLES) 517 00:30:28,744 --> 00:30:31,914 <i>A-yippee-yi-oh A-yippee-yi-ay</i> 518 00:30:32,081 --> 00:30:34,375 <i>A-yippee-yi-oh Uh-huh</i> 519 00:30:34,625 --> 00:30:37,211 - Uh, Allie, can I ask you something? - (CONTINUES ON STEREO) 520 00:30:37,378 --> 00:30:40,548 - Shoot. - Look, I'm a millennial type of guy. 521 00:30:40,714 --> 00:30:43,759 You know, I dig world music. I think freon should be banned. 522 00:30:43,926 --> 00:30:46,428 You know, I'm all about yoga and macrobiotic food. 523 00:30:46,595 --> 00:30:48,848 I mean, I'm in touch with my inner child, for God's sake. 524 00:30:49,098 --> 00:30:50,891 Is the question coming before Ohio? 525 00:30:51,225 --> 00:30:53,561 Yeah, well, what I'm getting at is... 526 00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:56,438 what does Jake have that I haven't got? 527 00:30:58,774 --> 00:31:00,484 It's the stuff he comes up with. 528 00:31:01,277 --> 00:31:02,403 Funny things. 529 00:31:02,987 --> 00:31:06,699 (LAUGHS) Amazing things. Things that just give me the chills. 530 00:31:07,116 --> 00:31:09,910 Yeah. G-Give me an example of one of these chills things. 531 00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:11,370 Okay. 532 00:31:13,038 --> 00:31:15,541 Okay, there was this one time I was feeling really bad. 533 00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:18,043 It was...It was just a really down day and... 534 00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:22,673 Jake took my hand in his and being really sweet he said, 535 00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:26,427 "Not even the rain has such small hands." 536 00:31:27,136 --> 00:31:29,680 "Not even the rain has such small hands"? 537 00:31:31,265 --> 00:31:33,976 - What a nerd. - It's e.e. cummings. 538 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,021 - Huh? - Poetry, Eddie. 539 00:31:37,771 --> 00:31:40,065 (SCOFFS) And that gave you chills? 540 00:31:40,482 --> 00:31:42,610 (SIGHS) You wouldn't understand. 541 00:31:45,446 --> 00:31:46,447 Allie? 542 00:31:46,906 --> 00:31:48,908 - What? - (SIGHS) 543 00:31:49,450 --> 00:31:51,368 Not even the corn had such big ears. 544 00:31:52,369 --> 00:31:55,497 (LAUGHS) That's beautiful. I'm really moved, Eddie. 545 00:31:55,706 --> 00:31:58,834 Look, if it's poetry you want, I got it, baby. 546 00:31:59,001 --> 00:32:02,546 - There once was a man from Nantucket... - Just drive the car, Eddie. 547 00:32:02,755 --> 00:32:04,632 <i>Wake up now Wake up now</i> 548 00:32:08,969 --> 00:32:12,181 Man, oh, man, I was sure you were a goner. 549 00:32:12,514 --> 00:32:16,268 Nolan, it's been two hours. I can't have this conversation with you anymore. 550 00:32:16,810 --> 00:32:17,937 What conversation? 551 00:32:18,228 --> 00:32:20,397 The one where you go you were sure I was a goner, 552 00:32:20,564 --> 00:32:22,274 and I go, "Yeah, that was really a close one." 553 00:32:22,483 --> 00:32:24,276 Oh. Okay. 554 00:32:28,113 --> 00:32:30,240 Hey, that's a Pathfinder. Catch up with them. 555 00:32:30,824 --> 00:32:32,660 - NOLAN: Who's that? - My girlfriend. 556 00:32:32,826 --> 00:32:35,245 No, kidding? All the way out here? (CHUCKLES) 557 00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:41,126 Wait a minute. A-Are you saying that's Mrs. Claus in that car with another guy? 558 00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:43,545 Mrs. Claus steppin' out on Santa? 559 00:32:43,712 --> 00:32:45,381 Letting some other guy down the chimney? 560 00:32:46,423 --> 00:32:48,133 Why, that two-timing ho! 561 00:32:48,717 --> 00:32:50,552 Uh, Nolan, reality check. 562 00:32:51,136 --> 00:32:53,305 (GRUNTS) You say no more, Santa. I'm after them. 563 00:32:57,267 --> 00:33:00,854 (SIREN BLARING) 564 00:33:01,271 --> 00:33:03,899 - (TIRES SCREECHING) - Nolan, I said catch them. 565 00:33:04,066 --> 00:33:06,026 - Try not to kill us. - All right. All right. 566 00:33:06,527 --> 00:33:07,778 (SIREN APPROACHING) 567 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:11,323 Nolan, there's a cop behind us with his lights on. Slow down. 568 00:33:11,573 --> 00:33:14,702 - (SIREN CONTINUES) - Oh, man. Cops make me nervous. 569 00:33:14,868 --> 00:33:16,996 - I'm gonna make a run for it. - What? Are you nuts? 570 00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:20,791 Look, my daddy always said, "It's better to go ou