Hostel

Put your anteater away, it's totally creepy. 246 00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:41,573 -You're not from Iceland, no? -No. Fuck, no. American. 247 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,451 Yeah, unlike him, I had my foreskin removed at birth. 248 00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:47,245 Hygiene and-- Am I talking? 249 00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:50,206 -I'm Josh. -Natalya. 250 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:52,626 -And this is Svetlana. -Hi. 251 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,961 Hi, I'm Paxton. 252 00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:58,131 -And this is Oli. -The King of the Swing. 253 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,926 Hello. 254 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,429 Face on the ass. Never gets old. 255 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,056 Jesus. 256 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:08,141 So where are you girls from? 257 00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:10,602 I'm from Italy, but my parents are Russian. 258 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,812 Prague. 259 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,775 Prague's cool. Kafka. 260 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:20,445 So, Natalya. . . . 261 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:23,239 -Yeah? -You're Russian, eh? 262 00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:48,431 Oh, my God. Look, there are too many girls. 263 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:54,437 -This is awesome. -Yes. 264 00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:38,106 I mean, I was a senior, you know, she was a junior. . . 265 00:22:38,274 --> 00:22:40,692 . . .and then I graduated, and it was weird, you know. 266 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:45,196 I mean, I'm totally over it. It's-- You know, it's cool. 267 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,823 It's okay. 268 00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:48,533 Look, Vala is here. 269 00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:52,203 -Who? -Vala, from front desk. Vala. 270 00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:56,249 -All right, Oli. -Hey, I told you, man. 271 00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:58,543 I'm the King of the Swing. 272 00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:02,047 Come, let's dance. 273 00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:12,766 -Does the cigarette bother you? -No, it's-- 274 00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:14,726 I put away. 275 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:17,145 It's fine, I. . . . 276 00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:20,231 I'm gonna go get some fresh air. 277 00:23:20,483 --> 00:23:23,401 But I'll be back, okay? 278 00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:49,469 Cigarette. 279 00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:51,221 Aren't you a little young? 280 00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:53,181 -Dollar. -What? 281 00:23:53,808 --> 00:23:55,100 Dollar. 282 00:24:00,481 --> 00:24:02,690 -Dollar. -Here you go. 283 00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:12,450 Here, children commit the most crime. 284 00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:15,995 They don't care. They will attack anyone. 285 00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:19,207 -You're okay? -Yeah, yeah. Thank you. 286 00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:23,670 Hey, let me buy you a drink. 287 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,380 -Yeah? -Yeah. 288 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:28,925 Hey, Josh. 289 00:24:29,093 --> 00:24:30,552 Faggot. 290 00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:33,346 Go with your friends. It's okay. 291 00:24:33,514 --> 00:24:35,348 I wanted to say sorry about earlier. 292 00:24:35,516 --> 00:24:37,559 About the way I reacted. 293 00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:39,727 We cool? 294 00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:47,777 I would have done the same thing at your age. 295 00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:52,031 It's not easy. . . 296 00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:54,868 . . . but from my experience. . . 297 00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:58,371 . . .choosing to have a family was the right choice for me. 298 00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:02,083 Now I have my little girl. . . 299 00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:06,004 . . .who means more to me than anything in the world. 300 00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:09,841 But you should do. . . 301 00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:12,385 . . .whatever's right for you. 302 00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:17,640 Excuse me, it's my turn now. 303 00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:35,200 Should we be doing this with them there? 304 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:37,202 Yeah, it's okay. 305 00:25:38,746 --> 00:25:42,916 -Yeah, baby. Josh, give it to me, baby. -Okay, all right. Okay, stop! 306 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:45,543 -All right. -Come on, big boy. 307 00:25:45,711 --> 00:25:48,129 -We go to spa. -Spa. 308 00:25:48,297 --> 00:25:50,965 Spa, spa, spa. Being dirty while getting clean. 309 00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:52,717 Bye. 310 00:27:18,429 --> 00:27:20,179 Mission accomplished. 311 00:27:23,434 --> 00:27:27,312 You know that Amsterdam kid with the thing on his lip? 312 00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:30,189 I'm gonna send him a really nice thank-you note. 313 00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:32,483 Be quiet. 314 00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:38,614 They're showering together. 315 00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:43,870 Shit, man. We're never leaving here. 316 00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:47,665 I guess Oli's not back yet. 317 00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:50,585 No, dude, he probably took that desk girl home. 318 00:27:50,753 --> 00:27:52,295 We'll see him at breakfast. 319 00:28:06,101 --> 00:28:10,313 -What's the name? -Oli Eríksson, 237. 320 00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:15,860 How are we supposed to understand this without subtitles? 321 00:28:16,028 --> 00:28:17,153 Fucking gay. 322 00:28:17,321 --> 00:28:19,