Hostel: Part II

<i>Well, that's just fine. We can all ride home in silence.</i> 268 00:27:28,232 --> 00:27:31,963 Gosh! This village is so enchanting. 269 00:27:32,436 --> 00:27:34,802 Lorna, are you having a "journal-gasm" right now? 270 00:27:35,006 --> 00:27:37,031 Actually, yes. Multiple ones. 271 00:27:37,241 --> 00:27:40,267 I get to write about how beautiful this village is... 272 00:27:40,478 --> 00:27:42,969 ...and I get to write about what a raving bitch you are. 273 00:27:45,583 --> 00:27:47,551 She comes back swinging! 274 00:27:47,752 --> 00:27:50,448 - Well-played. - Thank you. 275 00:27:53,724 --> 00:27:54,691 Dollar! 276 00:27:55,426 --> 00:27:56,484 Dollar! 277 00:27:56,927 --> 00:27:58,690 Do you guys have a dollar? 278 00:27:58,896 --> 00:28:01,296 - I got it. - Oh, no, no, no. 279 00:28:01,499 --> 00:28:04,434 No, no, no. I got it. I got it. Let me. 280 00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:10,974 I have Smints. 281 00:28:12,910 --> 00:28:14,639 Would you like a Smint? 282 00:28:27,224 --> 00:28:28,919 Bitches! 283 00:28:35,566 --> 00:28:37,693 Welcome to Slovakia. 284 00:28:45,743 --> 00:28:49,270 You both have corner suites with views of the river. 285 00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:51,539 Here are your pagers. 286 00:28:51,749 --> 00:28:54,513 Perfect. Thank you. 287 00:28:56,687 --> 00:28:59,417 - You ready to do this? - Yeah, I'm ready. 288 00:29:00,191 --> 00:29:01,590 Really? 289 00:29:01,792 --> 00:29:04,260 Because you look like your dog just died. 290 00:29:04,462 --> 00:29:07,158 I'm just jet-lagged, man. I'll take a shower and I'll feel better. 291 00:29:07,364 --> 00:29:09,594 - All right. - Thanks. 292 00:29:13,404 --> 00:29:15,702 Oh, my God! 293 00:30:13,330 --> 00:30:14,695 Hey, guys! 294 00:30:15,166 --> 00:30:16,190 Yes? 295 00:30:16,667 --> 00:30:18,294 For the apartment. 296 00:30:18,602 --> 00:30:20,536 Awesome, dude. 297 00:30:20,738 --> 00:30:23,434 Those swords are like 1000 Euros. 298 00:30:23,641 --> 00:30:25,768 Trust me, she can afford it. 299 00:30:26,744 --> 00:30:29,645 Does she get, like, a really big allowance? 300 00:30:29,947 --> 00:30:32,313 No, it's more like an inheritance. 301 00:30:33,350 --> 00:30:36,444 Her mom died when she was 12 and, like, left her everything. 302 00:30:36,654 --> 00:30:38,519 And so she keeps her dad on an allowance. 303 00:30:39,857 --> 00:30:41,449 - Really? - Yeah. 304 00:30:42,626 --> 00:30:45,857 She could pretty much buy Slovakia if she wanted to. 305 00:30:48,199 --> 00:30:50,759 Yeah. It's pretty rad. 306 00:31:17,828 --> 00:31:19,386 Yeah! 307 00:31:20,531 --> 00:31:22,396 Badass. 308 00:31:23,100 --> 00:31:25,660 Let me see this motherfucker. 309 00:31:30,741 --> 00:31:32,436 You're up, bro. 310 00:31:36,013 --> 00:31:38,948 I think I'm gonna pass on the tattoo. 311 00:31:39,183 --> 00:31:40,582 Come on, man, sit down. 312 00:31:40,784 --> 00:31:44,151 A tattoo's not really me. It's not my style. 313 00:31:44,355 --> 00:31:48,155 I didn't know and I don't like needles. I don't like needles very much. 314 00:31:48,359 --> 00:31:50,850 Dude, what are you doing? Sit down. 315 00:31:51,061 --> 00:31:53,962 Here's the problem. Linda. What is she gonna say when she sees this? 316 00:31:54,164 --> 00:31:57,565 My wife is not gonna really understand. 317 00:31:57,768 --> 00:32:00,236 Is there some other option? 318 00:32:01,005 --> 00:32:03,599 Everyone must get tattooed. Part of contract. 319 00:32:03,974 --> 00:32:04,941 Yeah. 320 00:32:05,175 --> 00:32:06,369 Let's do it. Come on, man. 321 00:32:06,577 --> 00:32:08,602 Why don't you sit down? These guys aren't playing. 322 00:32:08,913 --> 00:32:11,473 A tattoo is a little difficult to explain, Todd. 323 00:32:11,682 --> 00:32:13,673 Didn't seem like you had any problem explaining... 324 00:32:13,884 --> 00:32:16,216 ...the gonorrhea you brought back from Thailand. 325 00:32:16,420 --> 00:32:18,911 Can't believe you're bringing up the gonorrhea. Every time-- 326 00:32:19,924 --> 00:32:21,289 Is there any problem here? 327 00:32:21,492 --> 00:32:24,950 No, no. I just didn't know that this was part of it. 328 00:32:28,565 --> 00:32:29,964 Stuart. 329 00:32:30,167 --> 00:32:34,968 This is not like going to a whorehouse. You can't just back out. 330 00:32:40,844 --> 00:32:43,642 Get in the fucking chair. 331 00:32:50,321 --> 00:32:51,913 Yeah. 332 00:32:53,991 --> 00:32:56,585 Come on, man. Look at this. 333 00:32:57,027 --> 00:32:59,222 I'm fucking proud of mine. 334 00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,680 Look what I found! 335 00:33:19,216 --> 00:33:22,879 Okay, and before you say anything, it's cider, it's non-alcoholic... 336 00:33:23,087 --> 00:33:25,248 ...and those little kids right there made it. 337 00:33:25,456 --> 00:33:27,117 - Oh, my gosh, really? - Yeah. 338 00:33:27,