Eulogy

609 00:27:44,055 --> 00:27:45,990 Lucy? and I think she got confused with... 610 00:27:46,090 --> 00:27:48,592 Little Lucy toothy, is that you? 611 00:27:49,093 --> 00:27:50,428 It's been so long. 612 00:27:50,528 --> 00:27:51,729 Samantha, hi. 613 00:27:53,497 --> 00:27:54,598 Alice. 614 00:27:55,399 --> 00:27:56,634 How are you? 615 00:27:57,868 --> 00:27:59,437 Great. Just great. 616 00:28:00,271 --> 00:28:01,705 When can we take her home? 617 00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:03,041 Well, like I said, just overnight, 618 00:28:03,141 --> 00:28:04,275 and then tomorrow we'll sign her out 619 00:28:04,375 --> 00:28:05,643 and you can take her home. 620 00:28:05,743 --> 00:28:07,011 Well, I think... 621 00:28:07,111 --> 00:28:08,446 Could you keep her for another day, 622 00:28:08,546 --> 00:28:09,613 just to be safe? 623 00:28:10,081 --> 00:28:12,316 Oh, my God. 624 00:28:12,416 --> 00:28:13,417 Bite me. 625 00:28:21,725 --> 00:28:24,028 (PHONE RINGING) 626 00:28:26,564 --> 00:28:27,531 Skip. 627 00:28:28,766 --> 00:28:30,501 Hey, sis. Did they puke her? 628 00:28:32,903 --> 00:28:34,072 All right, I'll spread it. 629 00:28:34,605 --> 00:28:35,573 All right, bye. 630 00:28:37,175 --> 00:28:38,676 She unswallowed. 631 00:28:38,776 --> 00:28:40,778 Oh, thank God. Poor Grandma. 632 00:28:41,445 --> 00:28:42,313 Yeah. 633 00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:44,482 She just wants to be the star of the funeral. 634 00:28:45,015 --> 00:28:46,016 No, she doesn't. 635 00:28:46,117 --> 00:28:48,252 Hey, Elvis killed himself 636 00:28:48,352 --> 00:28:49,253 because someone was gonna write a book 637 00:28:49,353 --> 00:28:50,654 about his underwear wrestling. 638 00:28:50,754 --> 00:28:52,523 (CHUCKLES) What? 639 00:28:53,191 --> 00:28:54,558 What are you doing? 640 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,262 Grandma asked me to speak at the funeral. 641 00:28:59,197 --> 00:29:01,565 Oh. Nobody asked me to speak. 642 00:29:02,032 --> 00:29:03,334 Do you want to? Because 643 00:29:03,434 --> 00:29:05,769 I have no idea what to say. 644 00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:07,338 Just say... 645 00:29:07,838 --> 00:29:09,006 (SIGHS) 646 00:29:09,107 --> 00:29:10,841 He was away so much, 647 00:29:10,941 --> 00:29:13,043 it was weird to have him around. 648 00:29:15,813 --> 00:29:17,181 I just want to say something 649 00:29:17,281 --> 00:29:19,150 beautiful and poetic. 650 00:29:21,119 --> 00:29:22,653 Pop loved poetry. 651 00:29:23,787 --> 00:29:25,156 He did? Yeah. 652 00:29:27,491 --> 00:29:29,227 All the ones about Nantucket. 653 00:29:30,728 --> 00:29:33,564 I think his favorite was about a little handicapped girl. 654 00:29:34,532 --> 00:29:37,301 "There once was a girl who was crippled, 655 00:29:37,401 --> 00:29:39,203 "by the weight of her overgrown nipple." 656 00:29:40,003 --> 00:29:42,640 KATE: I needed to talk to someone who saw grandpa clearly. 657 00:29:43,274 --> 00:29:45,309 (FOLK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 658 00:29:46,544 --> 00:29:48,112 (SINGING ALONG) 659 00:29:51,482 --> 00:29:53,217 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) KATE: Dad. 660 00:29:57,921 --> 00:29:59,223 Dad, are you in there? 661 00:29:59,957 --> 00:30:01,192 (KNOCKING CONTINUES) 662 00:30:04,428 --> 00:30:05,563 (COUGHS) 663 00:30:09,367 --> 00:30:11,235 (TURNS MUSIC DOWN) 664 00:30:11,335 --> 00:30:13,804 Dad, the door is locked, and I need to talk. 665 00:30:14,405 --> 00:30:15,373 Katie? 666 00:30:15,606 --> 00:30:16,607 Dad? 667 00:30:17,175 --> 00:30:18,342 Fuck! 668 00:30:18,976 --> 00:30:20,211 Coming. 669 00:30:24,114 --> 00:30:25,416 Dad. Coming! 670 00:30:31,822 --> 00:30:32,890 Fuck! Fuck! 671 00:30:35,593 --> 00:30:36,694 (GRUMBLES) 672 00:30:37,495 --> 00:30:38,562 Dad. 673 00:30:40,231 --> 00:30:41,499 Coming, coming, sweetie. 674 00:30:45,236 --> 00:30:46,570 God damn it! 675 00:30:55,379 --> 00:30:56,514 Is that a joint? 676 00:30:59,183 --> 00:31:01,385 Ah! (GROANING) Dad? 677 00:31:16,234 --> 00:31:17,468 Yes, boys? 678 00:31:19,470 --> 00:31:22,773 So, uh, how's that book going? 679 00:31:23,607 --> 00:31:24,608 It's hot. 680 00:31:28,111 --> 00:31:30,681 Can we help you with anything? 681 00:31:33,083 --> 00:31:36,254 Maybe, uh, intern with you? 682 00:31:42,226 --> 00:31:43,527 You can rub my feet if you want. 683 00:31:46,163 --> 00:31:47,831 That would be nice. 684 00:31:48,266 --> 00:31:50,434 Mom has that appointment with the parson tomorrow. 685 00:31:50,534 --> 00:31:52,603 Yeah, well, don't worry, 'cause I'm gonna spring her. 686 00:31:53,671 --> 00:31:55,473 She was trying to kill herself. 687 00:31:55,573 --> 00:31:57,808 Yeah. It's pretty common. 688 00:31:58,141 --> 00:31:59,777 In fact, after Scandinavians, 689 00:31:59,877 --> 00:32:02,913 it's the over-70 crowd that is the most suicidal. 690 00:32:03,314 --> 00:32:05,383 Well, shouldn't we be doing something to help her? 691 00:32:05,649 --> 00:32:06,850 No. Mmm-mmm. 692 00:32:06,950 --> 00:32:09,320 'Cause, um, once people have their mind made up, 693 00:32:09,420 --> 0