The House of Tomorrow

JARED: No... no cutlery. 395 00:29:38,575 --> 00:29:40,375 Is he here to mop up your piss? 396 00:29:40,377 --> 00:29:43,344 Shut up, why don't you have your period somewhere else? 397 00:29:43,346 --> 00:29:45,781 Oh, God, I could smell it through the floorboards. 398 00:29:45,783 --> 00:29:47,514 Just stop! 399 00:29:47,516 --> 00:29:49,182 Why? He's always a dick! 400 00:29:49,184 --> 00:29:50,050 I don't care. 401 00:29:50,052 --> 00:29:52,220 - Yeah, fuck off, Meredith. - Fuck you. 402 00:29:52,222 --> 00:29:54,589 You stop it, too. Jesus Christ! 403 00:29:54,591 --> 00:29:57,258 Do not take the name of the Lord in vain! 404 00:29:57,260 --> 00:29:59,427 Oh, my god, cut the religious shit, Dad, seriously. 405 00:29:59,429 --> 00:30:02,398 The only reason you took the church job... 406 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:04,533 and suddenly believe in God, is because you want me hanging... 407 00:30:04,535 --> 00:30:07,336 out with a bunch of losers who don't drink or smoke or fuck. 408 00:30:07,338 --> 00:30:08,838 See? Why do you let him walk all over you? 409 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:10,640 Because I'm gonna die first. 410 00:30:12,643 --> 00:30:14,845 MEREDITH: Shit, Jared. 411 00:30:22,186 --> 00:30:24,253 Can we still be futurists... 412 00:30:24,255 --> 00:30:26,923 even if we think about the past sometimes? 413 00:30:26,925 --> 00:30:29,793 Where's this coming from? 414 00:30:29,795 --> 00:30:33,597 Well, why don't we ever talk about my parents? 415 00:30:33,599 --> 00:30:35,297 What are we supposed to do? 416 00:30:35,299 --> 00:30:38,670 Torture ourselves every day with memories from the past? 417 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:42,505 No... 418 00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:44,407 Only positive thoughts. 419 00:30:44,409 --> 00:30:48,881 Negativity just clogs us up and weighs us down. 420 00:30:53,252 --> 00:30:55,319 I think we're gonna need some different brushes... 421 00:30:55,321 --> 00:30:57,858 for all our fine detail work. 422 00:31:02,462 --> 00:31:03,830 All right. 423 00:31:06,699 --> 00:31:08,766 How about the Exploding Faces? 424 00:31:08,768 --> 00:31:10,668 Well, how does a face explode? 425 00:31:10,670 --> 00:31:12,838 Like from a missile. I don't know, dude! 426 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:14,271 There's no wrong answers in brainstorming. 427 00:31:14,273 --> 00:31:15,507 The Bandits? 428 00:31:15,509 --> 00:31:19,378 No. Pissy Cargo Pants? No, that's dumb. 429 00:31:19,380 --> 00:31:21,513 The Sins? The Deathly Sins? 430 00:31:21,515 --> 00:31:24,683 No. What about Stool Samples? 431 00:31:24,685 --> 00:31:25,951 No. 432 00:31:25,953 --> 00:31:28,420 Hey, have you ever tasted pussy? 433 00:31:28,422 --> 00:31:31,423 Me? What? No, I don't... 434 00:31:31,425 --> 00:31:34,761 If you can't say it, then you are one. You're welcome. 435 00:31:34,763 --> 00:31:38,398 Jared, how did you get this? 436 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,567 Well, while you were staring at slushies... 437 00:31:41,569 --> 00:31:43,603 I showed the guy my scar and gave him the whole sob story. 438 00:31:43,605 --> 00:31:44,905 And he gave you this? 439 00:31:44,907 --> 00:31:47,372 Everyone is so scared that I'm gonna die... 440 00:31:47,374 --> 00:31:51,878 before I get to drink beer or touch a tit, it's pity swag. 441 00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:53,913 Are you worried about dying? 442 00:31:53,915 --> 00:31:55,617 Hell, no. 443 00:31:58,788 --> 00:32:00,486 Where are we going? 444 00:32:00,488 --> 00:32:02,623 A show in St. Paul, it's some really shitty band from Iowa... 445 00:32:02,625 --> 00:32:04,925 but it's live. You need to see that. 446 00:32:04,927 --> 00:32:06,393 I'm trying to poach their drummer, too. 447 00:32:06,395 --> 00:32:08,362 You know, my Nana is getting suspicious. 448 00:32:08,364 --> 00:32:09,898 I'll have to tell her... 449 00:32:09,900 --> 00:32:11,297 JARED: ...that your bike got stolen... 450 00:32:11,299 --> 00:32:12,599 and you were looking for it everywhere? 451 00:32:12,601 --> 00:32:14,704 Yeah, that's a good idea. Fake tears won't hurt, either. 452 00:32:15,805 --> 00:32:18,808 <i>(PUNK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)</i> 453 00:32:46,971 --> 00:32:49,774 ♪ All of them say no 454 00:33:00,084 --> 00:33:05,421 ♪ Roll around the room Falling down victorious ♪ 455 00:33:05,423 --> 00:33:09,759 ♪ And now we take what we like Falling in to the night ♪ 456 00:33:09,761 --> 00:33:12,963 ♪ On our way to the grave 457 00:33:12,965 --> 00:33:17,934 ♪ Don't spread the lies I'm fully mystified ♪ 458 00:33:17,936 --> 00:33:22,773 ♪ Don't spread the lies I'm fully mystified ♪ 459 00:33:22,775 --> 00:33:27,677 ♪ I'm fully mystified Fully mystified ♪ 460 00:33:27,679 --> 00:33:30,983 ♪ I'm fully mystified ♪ 461 00:33:39,959 --> 00:33:41,494 You can wash your shit here. 462 00:33:51,371 --> 00:33:53,506 He...