The Big Kahuna

553 00:28:08,396 --> 00:28:09,396 Sure. 554 00:28:09,897 --> 00:28:11,565 Ask me whatever you want about Phil. 555 00:28:11,649 --> 00:28:14,484 I'll be glad to tell you, if I think you're being sincere. 556 00:28:15,069 --> 00:28:17,070 But... don't ask him. 557 00:28:17,154 --> 00:28:19,781 He's been through a lot. He doesn't need to be pressed. 558 00:28:32,128 --> 00:28:35,213 - How long have you been married, Bob? - Six months. 559 00:28:36,215 --> 00:28:39,217 - You love your wife? - Do I love my wife? 560 00:28:40,344 --> 00:28:41,344 Why wouldn't I? 561 00:28:41,804 --> 00:28:45,473 Well, people get married for a lot of different reasons, Bob. 562 00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:48,143 You seem like a real principled guy to me. 563 00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:49,227 So? 564 00:28:50,563 --> 00:28:53,940 Well, I've known people. I'm not saying you're one of them. 565 00:28:54,025 --> 00:28:56,860 It's just I've known them who were real principled, 566 00:28:56,944 --> 00:29:00,780 and then they met somebody else who was real principled, 567 00:29:00,865 --> 00:29:02,574 and then the two of them got married, 568 00:29:03,993 --> 00:29:07,037 only to find out one day it was their principles that got married. 569 00:29:07,538 --> 00:29:09,998 Two of them just kind of came along for the ride. 570 00:29:11,792 --> 00:29:12,792 Oh. 571 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:16,838 Love has a lot of counterfeits, Bob, not to get too deep. 572 00:29:17,924 --> 00:29:18,924 Sure. 573 00:29:24,388 --> 00:29:26,806 Hey, speak of the devil, where's my shrimp? 574 00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:28,266 [chuckles] 575 00:29:29,477 --> 00:29:31,478 [Phil] Eat a carrot if you're so goddamned hungry. 576 00:29:32,188 --> 00:29:33,355 Have a cheese ball. 577 00:29:34,523 --> 00:29:37,025 I don't want any cheese ball, alright. I want some shrimp. 578 00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:39,402 Then call room service and get some. 579 00:29:39,946 --> 00:29:41,571 I would, but I don't want to embarrass you 580 00:29:41,656 --> 00:29:42,822 [whispers] in front of the boy. 581 00:29:42,907 --> 00:29:45,158 Believe me, Larry, as long as I've known you, 582 00:29:45,242 --> 00:29:49,329 nothing you could possibly say or do, could ever embarrass me in the least. 583 00:29:49,413 --> 00:29:51,623 You see what I have to put up with? Twelve years now. 584 00:29:51,749 --> 00:29:54,167 But one day, no more. I'm comin' to work with an Uzi! 585 00:29:54,251 --> 00:29:56,586 You're gonna read about us in the newspapers the next day. 586 00:29:56,671 --> 00:30:00,674 - You sure I can't fix you something, Bob? - Yeah, maybe just a cola. 587 00:30:02,927 --> 00:30:04,594 - Give me an ashtray. - All righty. 588 00:30:04,679 --> 00:30:07,847 How 'bout you, Phil? What'll you have, a Black Russian? Martini with a twist? 589 00:30:09,934 --> 00:30:12,602 - I'll have a 7Up. - A 7Up? 590 00:30:13,688 --> 00:30:15,313 7Up with a twist of lime. 591 00:30:15,940 --> 00:30:17,440 You feelin' all right there, Phil? 592 00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:20,860 - I quit drinking. - You did? When? 593 00:30:21,445 --> 00:30:22,445 Recently. 594 00:30:23,572 --> 00:30:25,615 Well, I'll be a son of a bitch. 595 00:30:26,117 --> 00:30:27,575 I don't smoke, you don't drink, 596 00:30:27,660 --> 00:30:29,953 and Bob here, wouldn't think about lusting after a woman. 597 00:30:30,037 --> 00:30:33,206 Between the three of us, we're practically Jesus. 598 00:30:35,209 --> 00:30:37,210 Which reminds me, who's gonna bar tend tonight? 599 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,838 - I figured Bob would. - Me? 600 00:30:39,922 --> 00:30:40,922 Yeah. You mind? 601 00:30:41,007 --> 00:30:44,009 - Like I said, I'm not accustomed to drinking hard liquor. 602 00:30:44,969 --> 00:30:46,678 Nobody's asking you to drink it, Bob. 603 00:30:46,762 --> 00:30:49,556 - We're asking you to serve it. - I won't know what I'm doing. 604 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:51,683 It doesn't matter, Bob. All you do is pour stuff in a glass. 605 00:30:51,767 --> 00:30:53,268 See? Now you know bartending. 606 00:30:53,894 --> 00:30:55,979 What about the formulas? 607 00:30:57,523 --> 00:31:00,233 Formulas. They're called recipes. 608 00:31:00,317 --> 00:31:02,527 We'll send out for a book. That's all. 609 00:31:02,987 --> 00:31:05,071 What if somebody wants something exotic? 610 00:31:05,156 --> 00:31:08,033 Oh, that's perfect. The only reason people order exotic drinks 611 00:31:08,117 --> 00:31:09,659 is to show how sophisticated they are. 612 00:31:09,744 --> 00:31:11,911 If they have to tell you how to mix it, it's all the better. 613 00:31:11,996 --> 00:31:12,996 It makes them feel like experts. 614 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,165 Plus Larry and I are gonna have our hands full. 615 00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:18,209 Well, the brains of the company will