Better Living Through Chemistry

00:31:12,412 --> 00:31:14,497 (MOANING CONTINUES) 463 00:31:16,792 --> 00:31:18,417 Get down. Get down. 464 00:31:23,006 --> 00:31:24,965 KARA: <i>Easy does it.</i> Okay. 465 00:31:25,175 --> 00:31:29,637 All right! That's what I'm talking about. Sweat it out with the oldies. 466 00:31:31,431 --> 00:31:33,682 Hey, I need to talk to you. 467 00:31:33,767 --> 00:31:35,142 <i>Can it wait? We're just getting started.</i> 468 00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:38,562 <i>All right, let's get going, you lazy Hausfraus!</i> 469 00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:40,815 You know what? It can't wait. 470 00:31:41,983 --> 00:31:45,236 Dr Roth called. Apparently, you cancelled Ethan's appointment with him today? 471 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,613 Damn straight. That guy's a quack. 472 00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:50,366 Wow. What do you suggest we do? 473 00:31:50,492 --> 00:31:54,203 Oh, sure, another problem I'm supposed to solve? 474 00:31:54,663 --> 00:31:57,331 - What is that supposed to mean? - It means I've tried, all right? 475 00:31:57,416 --> 00:32:01,877 And he's your son, too. All right? So just be his father and do something. 476 00:32:03,171 --> 00:32:06,173 <i>It's called being a man, Doug. Give it a try.</i> 477 00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:09,593 <i>Who knows, you might actually like it.</i> 478 00:32:09,678 --> 00:32:14,265 <i>All right, you guys. You ready to climb? Huh?</i> 479 00:32:15,225 --> 00:32:17,393 <i>All right, turn it up, turn it up. Out of the saddle.</i> 480 00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:21,188 <i>Pick it up, Stan, or get your ass outta here!</i> 481 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,023 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 482 00:32:23,108 --> 00:32:28,112 FONDA: <i>So Doug and Elizabeth made the decision to be more than just adult friends.</i> 483 00:32:30,657 --> 00:32:33,242 <i>Elizabeth taught him about style,</i> 484 00:32:34,161 --> 00:32:37,371 <i>how to kick back and treat yourself now and then.</i> 485 00:32:37,873 --> 00:32:40,040 <i>Warrior I and Warrior II.</i> 486 00:32:42,377 --> 00:32:44,503 (LAUGHS) <i>Oh, and one more thing.</i> 487 00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:54,346 <i>She taught him how to fuck.</i> 488 00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:05,900 <i>Doug revelled in his newfound freedom and he trusted Elizabeth.</i> 489 00:33:07,235 --> 00:33:11,864 <i>So when she told him that a few pills would make things even better,</i> 490 00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:13,949 <i>he went along for the ride.</i> 491 00:33:14,034 --> 00:33:18,496 <i>And you know what? She was right. The pills made him feel good.</i> 492 00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:20,206 <i>Real good.</i> 493 00:33:20,290 --> 00:33:24,668 <i>Which got him thinking.</i> 494 00:33:24,753 --> 00:33:28,547 <i>Anyone can take a pill,</i> 495 00:33:28,632 --> 00:33:31,091 <i>but only a pharmacist knows how to make one.</i> 496 00:33:32,052 --> 00:33:36,305 <i>Percocet is nice, but when spliced with atomoxetine and hydrocodone,</i> 497 00:33:36,806 --> 00:33:39,225 <i>the party could go on for hours.</i> 498 00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:46,732 <i>Fentanyl blended with oxycodone made for a much more interesting day at work.</i> 499 00:33:48,318 --> 00:33:50,653 <i>And even more interesting lunch breaks.</i> 500 00:33:53,406 --> 00:33:59,453 <i>He compiled his own personal grab bag of psychotropic creations for them to enjoy.</i> 501 00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:03,207 <i>He was elated, carefree, alive.</i> 502 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:04,833 <i>Elizabeth was right.</i> 503 00:34:04,918 --> 00:34:10,714 <i>The solution to his problems had, in fact, been lining his shelves all this time.</i> 504 00:34:10,799 --> 00:34:13,592 <i>Doug had found better living through chemistry.</i> 505 00:34:13,677 --> 00:34:17,054 <i>He was no longer restricted by the direction in which he could move.</i> 506 00:34:17,138 --> 00:34:21,308 <i>He was more than a Bishop. He was a king.</i> 507 00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:25,312 (ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 508 00:34:51,047 --> 00:34:52,798 ELIZABETH: What is it? What? What's wrong? 509 00:34:54,301 --> 00:34:55,884 You need a little pick-me-up? 510 00:34:55,969 --> 00:34:59,096 No. (CLEARS THROAT) No, it's not... It's not that. 511 00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:02,057 I think I have some oxy left. We can do that. That was fun. Or, oh, oh! 512 00:35:02,142 --> 00:35:04,435 We can take a sleeping pill and keep each other up and just trip out. 513 00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:05,978 It's my wife. 514 00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:11,942 Does she know? 515 00:35:12,027 --> 00:35:16,739 Not at all and I almost want her to so she can see how happy I am. 516 00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:19,700 Oh, baby, I'm happy, too. 517 00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:22,911 And also, she can see all that sex stuff that we're doing, 518 00:35:22,996 --> 00:35:24,496 like the thing you did on top. 519 00:35:24,581 --> 00:35:27,291 - What was that? - You mean reverse cow