Citizen Vigilante

-Dibs on the blonde. -No, no, no, no, no, no. 472 00:34:32,205 --> 00:34:34,107 Hey, she was-- Hey, dude, she was on my lap. 473 00:34:34,141 --> 00:34:35,275 -You know what that means. -I don't care. 474 00:34:35,309 --> 00:34:36,978 No--H-hey. Okay, I'm going to share, okay? 475 00:34:37,011 --> 00:34:38,178 I'm going to share. 476 00:34:38,211 --> 00:34:40,582 But the thing is, like, she is awesome, dude. 477 00:34:40,615 --> 00:34:41,583 Thank you. 478 00:34:41,616 --> 00:34:42,884 I feel like everybody in this building 479 00:34:42,917 --> 00:34:44,384 is awesome, right? 480 00:34:45,252 --> 00:34:48,623 Yeah, you too. You too. Oh, yeah. 481 00:34:48,656 --> 00:34:50,992 (laughs) 482 00:34:51,025 --> 00:34:52,192 But the thing is, like-- 483 00:34:52,225 --> 00:34:53,728 No, no, wait a minute, so you got the drops? 484 00:34:53,761 --> 00:34:55,964 -I got the drops. -So, put 'em in, you know? 485 00:34:55,997 --> 00:34:57,197 All right, okay. 486 00:34:57,230 --> 00:34:58,332 Just like--But not too much, right? 487 00:34:58,365 --> 00:35:00,100 Just pay--pay attention. 488 00:35:00,702 --> 00:35:01,803 There we go. 489 00:35:04,171 --> 00:35:06,239 (indistinct) 490 00:35:07,775 --> 00:35:09,978 Come on. 491 00:35:10,011 --> 00:35:12,013 That's right. That's right. 492 00:35:12,046 --> 00:35:13,848 Keep it simple. Keep it simple, right? 493 00:35:13,881 --> 00:35:14,916 You ready? 494 00:35:14,949 --> 00:35:16,851 I'm so ready. I was born ready, dude. 495 00:35:18,519 --> 00:35:20,088 (laughs) 496 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:22,222 As soon as they're back, you know, 497 00:35:22,255 --> 00:35:24,092 you just go for the drinks straight away. 498 00:35:24,124 --> 00:35:25,225 We gotta leave? 499 00:35:25,258 --> 00:35:26,293 No, we gotta leave in a minute, yeah, 500 00:35:26,326 --> 00:35:28,261 but we gonna go for the drink first. 501 00:35:28,295 --> 00:35:30,197 And then, we're gonna make sure that we gonna get them 502 00:35:30,230 --> 00:35:31,331 to the hotel room. 503 00:35:31,365 --> 00:35:32,734 Hey, you guys with the two pretty girls 504 00:35:32,767 --> 00:35:34,035 that just went to the bathroom? 505 00:35:34,068 --> 00:35:35,369 Yeah, what's up? 506 00:35:35,402 --> 00:35:36,804 Someone's giving them a hard time over there. 507 00:35:36,838 --> 00:35:37,939 You might wanna go step in. 508 00:35:37,972 --> 00:35:39,306 Yo, you serious? 509 00:35:40,340 --> 00:35:41,809 He's fucking joking. 510 00:35:41,843 --> 00:35:43,176 Would be a weird joke. 511 00:35:43,210 --> 00:35:46,313 What--Okay. 512 00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:55,489 But if you're fucking with us, I'm gonna come back 513 00:35:55,523 --> 00:35:59,093 and smash up your fucking face, dude. 514 00:35:59,127 --> 00:36:00,862 -Okay. -Yeah. It's funny, right? 515 00:36:00,895 --> 00:36:02,764 (chuckles dryly) 516 00:36:02,797 --> 00:36:04,766 (crowd noises) 517 00:36:29,757 --> 00:36:31,159 (giggles) 518 00:36:31,191 --> 00:36:32,192 It's show time, baby. 519 00:36:32,225 --> 00:36:34,394 Hey, dude, we had this crazy dude 520 00:36:34,428 --> 00:36:36,363 coming up talking some bullshit or something. 521 00:36:36,396 --> 00:36:39,399 Yeah, I'm not-- I'm not buying that. 522 00:36:39,433 --> 00:36:41,602 It's a female bathroom, what kind of guys? 523 00:36:41,636 --> 00:36:43,104 -Well, I-I don't know. -Couldn't be any guy-- 524 00:36:43,137 --> 00:36:45,073 -Female bathroom, like-- -Guys, guys, please. 525 00:36:45,106 --> 00:36:47,008 You know what? You know what we need? 526 00:36:47,041 --> 00:36:47,975 This. 527 00:36:48,009 --> 00:36:49,744 Raise this, immediately. 528 00:36:49,777 --> 00:36:50,545 Okay. 529 00:36:50,578 --> 00:36:52,947 To new friends and bad decisions. 530 00:36:52,980 --> 00:36:53,781 That's good. 531 00:36:53,815 --> 00:36:54,849 Gonads up! 532 00:36:54,882 --> 00:36:56,416 You're gonna have some beautiful sausages, guys. 533 00:36:56,450 --> 00:36:58,318 -Here we go, right? -Cheers. 534 00:36:58,351 --> 00:36:59,787 Oh, I'm sorry. 535 00:36:59,821 --> 00:37:00,988 Wait, can we do it again? 536 00:37:01,022 --> 00:37:02,322 Cheers! 537 00:37:03,558 --> 00:37:04,092 Whoo! 538 00:37:04,125 --> 00:37:05,292 Oh, shit. 539 00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:07,662 -Whoo. -Oh, shit. 540 00:37:07,695 --> 00:37:09,931 Uh, yeah, I think we need four more, huh? 541 00:37:09,964 --> 00:37:12,066 Oh, I-I-I'd wait with that. 542 00:37:12,100 --> 00:37:13,167 -Oh, wow. -Maybe you could use it. 543 00:37:13,201 --> 00:37:15,435 You know, you're a really naughty boy. 544 00:37:17,171 --> 00:37:20,675 Unfortunately, it seems like a coincidence, 545 00:37:20,708 --> 00:37:23,177 I do go to that bar quite often. 546 00:37:23,211 --> 00:37:24,846 It's one of my favorite bars. 547 00:37:24,879 ...