Tarzan & Jane

00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:53,680 SIT. 565 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,520 WE ARE VOLCANOLOGISTS 566 00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:57,120 WHO HAVE COME TO STUDY THE VOLCANO 567 00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:58,960 ON THE FAR SIDE OF YOUR JUNGLE. 568 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:00,400 MM-HMM. 569 00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,560 WELL, THERE IS ONLY ONE MAN 570 00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:04,640 WITH THE SKILLS TO HELP YOU. 571 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,080 REALLY? AND WHO WOULD THAT BE? 572 00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:09,120 AHEM. 573 00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:14,960 HIS NAME IS TARZAN. 574 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,560 HE KNOWS THE JUNGLE BETTER THAN THE ANIMALS THEMSELVES, 575 00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:21,320 BUT HE WON’T BE EASY TO CONVINCE. 576 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:25,000 WELL, I’LL JUST LET THIS DO THE TALKING FOR ME. 577 00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:28,640 I’M AFRAID TARZAN DOESN’T SPEAK THAT LANGUAGE. 578 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,640 [LAUGHS] NONSENSE. 579 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:33,480 WHAT KIND OF A MAN HAS NO INTEREST IN MONEY? 580 00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:36,520 STOP THAT! UNHAND ME! UHH! 581 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:38,160 YOU CAN’T TREAT ME LIKE THIS. 582 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,400 IF YOU EVER TRY TO HUNT AN ANIMAL IN THIS JUNGLE AGAIN, 583 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,400 I WILL DO FAR WORSE. 584 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:52,000 MY WORD. WHO IS THAT SAVAGE? 585 00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:54,560 THAT WOULD BE YOUR GUIDE. 586 00:26:58,040 --> 00:26:59,880 MR. TARZAN! 587 00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:02,320 MR. TARZAN, WAIT. 588 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,840 ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. 589 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:06,560 I AM JOHANNES NIELS, 590 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,120 AND THIS IS MY ASSOCIATE MERKUS. 591 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:12,720 YES. WELL... 592 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:14,640 WE’VE COME TO STUDY THE VOLCANO 593 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:16,640 ON THE OTHER SIDE OF YOUR JUNGLE, 594 00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:20,400 AND WE NEED A GUIDE TO TAKE US THERE. 595 00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:23,680 YOU’RE NOT HERE TO STUDY ANYTHING. 596 00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:25,200 WAIT! 597 00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:26,680 [LAUGHS] 598 00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:28,640 YOU FOUND US OUT. 599 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:31,160 THE TRUTH IS, WE’RE GOING TO THE VOLCANO 600 00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:33,520 TO LOOK FOR... 601 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,720 DIAMONDS. 602 00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:37,120 WHAT ARE... 603 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,560 [IMITATES] DIAMONDS? 604 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,960 [LAUGHS] 605 00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:42,400 WHY, MY DEAR FELLOW, 606 00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:45,320 YOU MUST GET OUT OF THE JUNGLE MORE OFTEN. 607 00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:48,280 DIAMONDS ARE PRECIOUS STONES 608 00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:50,240 OF GREAT VALUE. 609 00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:52,520 [SNIFFS] 610 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,800 WHY? 611 00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:57,280 OOH. WELL... 612 00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,440 WOMEN AROUND THE WORLD PRIZE THEM 613 00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,360 MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE. 614 00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:02,480 WHAT’S THAT MAN DOING? 615 00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,360 IT’S TRADITIONAL FOR A GROOM 616 00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:08,000 TO GIVE HIS BRIDE A DIAMOND RING. 617 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:09,360 IS THIS DONE IN ENGLAND? 618 00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,400 Niels: OH, BUT OF COURSE-- 619 00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:13,520 THE BIGGER, THE BETTER. 620 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,160 OF COURSE, 2 MONTHS OF YOUR SALARY 621 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:16,440 WON’T BUY MUCH. 622 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:17,680 UH... 623 00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,440 SO, TARZAN, 624 00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:20,960 WILL YOU BE OUR GUIDE? 625 00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:23,440 I’LL THINK ABOUT IT. 626 00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,680 OH, I DON’T TRUST THAT ONE. 627 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:30,000 WE DON’T NEED TO TRUST HIM, MERKUS. 628 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:32,360 WE JUST NEED TO USE HIM. 629 00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:36,320 WHY SO QUIET, HMM? 630 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:38,720 I MEAN, YOU’RE DINING WITH THE MOST FASCINATING WOMAN 631 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,320 IN THE JUNGLE. 632 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:42,400 THE ONLY ONE, ADMITTEDLY, BUT STILL... 633 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:44,840 I WAS THINKING ABOUT... 634 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:48,200 THAT IS, I WAS WONDERING WHETHER... 635 00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:49,880 YES? 636 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,280 WHAT ARE WEDDINGS LIKE BACK IN ENGLAND? 637 00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:53,560 [GASPS] OH, WELL... 638 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,160 BEAUTIFUL, OF COURSE. 639 00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:58,200 THE BRIDE’S IN WHITE WITH LACE 640 00:28:58,280 --> 00:28:59,640 AND A TRAIN SO LONG 641 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:02,520 THAT IT TAKES 4 FLOWER GIRLS JUST TO CARRY IT. 642 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,320 YES. AND THE MEN WEAR MORNING SUITS, 643 00:29:0