Tremors: A Cold Day in Hell

431 00:28:01,972 --> 00:28:03,759 It's actually a habit, um... 432 00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:07,308 Okay, it's an addiction. Anyway, 433 00:28:07,394 --> 00:28:08,760 it's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Gummer. 434 00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:10,265 I'm sure you'll find that Boîte Canyon 435 00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:12,517 is a very unique geological phenomenon. 436 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:14,978 This perennially frozen tundra is interrupted 437 00:28:15,068 --> 00:28:17,606 for approximately 10 square kilometers by thawed soil. 438 00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:20,109 Thawed? It's bone dry out there. 439 00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:22,156 The Meltwater Hot Springs are a pleasant symptom 440 00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:24,700 of geothermal heat, which warms the Earth from deep beneath the land 441 00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:25,902 that we're standing on. 442 00:28:25,996 --> 00:28:27,157 That explains the ABs. 443 00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:28,533 Ass Blasters! 444 00:28:30,918 --> 00:28:33,205 - Ass Blasters... - You think this is funny? 445 00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:39,628 These creatures are no joke. They are all-go, no-quit killing machines. 446 00:28:40,594 --> 00:28:42,210 Now, I'm sorry for the loss of your friends, 447 00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:44,591 but if you don't do exactly as I say, 448 00:28:44,765 --> 00:28:46,757 they won't be the last to die around here. 449 00:28:46,934 --> 00:28:49,096 Not funny, Mr. Gummer. We get it. 450 00:28:49,645 --> 00:28:52,103 The permafrost at a higher elevation is melting, 451 00:28:52,272 --> 00:28:56,516 so the tundra is more easily breached. Ergo, Graboids. 452 00:28:57,945 --> 00:29:01,063 You're telling me melting ice caps and warmer temperatures 453 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:05,200 are causing this, uh, Graboid Arctic stampede? 454 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:06,988 Kind of, but there's more. 455 00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:09,662 Enlighten me. Why here? 456 00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:11,788 Evolution, Mr. Gummer. 457 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:13,207 There's one thing Nature has taught us, 458 00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:16,036 and that's life can expand into new territories. 459 00:29:16,129 --> 00:29:17,836 Maybe these are the first Graboids. 460 00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:21,374 - Yeah, like pre-Precambrian. - Exactly. 461 00:29:21,635 --> 00:29:25,174 And maybe they migrated south millions, maybe even billions of years ago 462 00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:26,926 and evolved into a desert creature. 463 00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:29,974 And now, after countless giga-annum lying dormant in ice... 464 00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:31,346 They've awakened. 465 00:29:31,478 --> 00:29:35,062 Come on, this sounds like a bunch of sassafras! 466 00:29:35,649 --> 00:29:37,515 It does sound sassafrassy! 467 00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:41,269 Dr. Sims, a word? 468 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:47,946 How much longer? 469 00:29:50,289 --> 00:29:53,908 I've got to cold-stitch the intake manifold, rebuild the carb. 470 00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:56,284 Look, if you don't get this clunker in the air soon, I'll... 471 00:29:56,378 --> 00:29:57,869 You'll what, Mr. Freeze? 472 00:29:59,548 --> 00:30:03,292 Ferezze. Dr. Charles Ferezze. 473 00:30:08,724 --> 00:30:09,931 What is it? 474 00:30:17,149 --> 00:30:18,139 DARPA. 475 00:30:20,861 --> 00:30:22,477 What are they doing here? 476 00:30:29,244 --> 00:30:30,826 - Oh, them? - Shh! 477 00:30:31,455 --> 00:30:33,447 Yes, them. 478 00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:35,872 What's your association with them? 479 00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:37,909 They're our research neighbors. 480 00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:40,829 Why are we whispering? They can't hear us. 481 00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:43,755 When did they arrive? 482 00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:46,425 They arrived a couple of months ago. 483 00:30:46,595 --> 00:30:48,962 They're working on some US-Canadian project. 484 00:30:49,056 --> 00:30:50,172 It's very hush-hush. 485 00:30:52,893 --> 00:30:54,259 Why? What? 486 00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:56,928 Bio-weapons is what. 487 00:30:57,147 --> 00:30:59,981 I'll bet you a dollar to a donut hole we've zeroed in 488 00:31:00,150 --> 00:31:01,641 on DARPA's testing ground. 489 00:31:01,902 --> 00:31:04,485 You think that our research neighbors 490 00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:07,647 are breeding these creatures as bio-weapons? 491 00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:10,324 Bingo! This is the killing ground, 492 00:31:10,410 --> 00:31:12,151 and you're the guinea pigs. 493 00:31:12,537 --> 00:31:13,948 I think you're reaching. 494 00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:18,041 It's a verifiable fact that DARPA started training dolphins 495 00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:20,960 as bomb-carriers during Vietnam. 496 00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:26,208 More lately, they've been outed for weaponizing cyborg insects. 497 00:31:27,969 --> 00:31:32,134 No, ma'am, I wouldn't put anyt