The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad

278 00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:53,949 You expect me to believe that? 279 00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:57,369 I don't expect you to believe anything. 280 00:17:57,452 --> 00:18:00,747 But fortunately, I can produce a witness. 281 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:03,041 Call Mr. Winky. 282 00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:04,793 CLERK: Mr. Winky. Mr. Winky. 283 00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:12,884 (JUDGE BANGS GAVEL) 284 00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:17,514 M'Lord, gentlemen, 285 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:23,144 facing you in the witness box is a citizen of substance and standing. 286 00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:28,275 A man of unimpeachable honesty. 287 00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:33,071 Now, Mr. Winky, do you recall an incident 288 00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:37,617 that took place in your establishment last August 12th 289 00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:39,703 that I was a party to? 290 00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:41,955 Oh, yes, sir. 291 00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:44,249 That I do, sir. 292 00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:46,960 Well, then, (CHUCKLES) 293 00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:50,547 just tell the court what actually happened. 294 00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:53,258 Well, guvnor. 295 00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:57,637 You tried to sell me a stolen motor car. 296 00:18:57,762 --> 00:19:01,391 That's a deliberate lie, you monkey-faced little rumpot. 297 00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:06,104 I've been framed. Let me go! 298 00:19:07,439 --> 00:19:09,441 Help! 299 00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:12,861 MAN: Toad guilty! 300 00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:16,114 NARRATOR: <i>News of Toad's disgrace rocked the nation.</i> 301 00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:19,034 <i>Seems the court was determined to make an example of him.</i> 302 00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:22,954 <i>Of course, Toad's friends tried to help him, but they were blocked.</i> 303 00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:27,083 <i>They must have reopened the case at least a dozen times.</i> 304 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:30,670 <i>Appealed to this court, that court, any court.</i> 305 00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:32,630 <i>But the decision stood.</i> 306 00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:36,593 <i>The case of J. Thaddeus Toad was closed.</i> 307 00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:43,641 (SINGING) <i>Merry, merry Christmastime</i> 308 00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:47,562 <i>Bind every heart with happiness...</i> 309 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:53,818 NARRATOR: <i>Yes, once again it was a white Christmas.</i> 310 00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:55,862 <i>And once again, the melodies of Yuletide</i> 311 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:58,448 <i>hung sweet upon the winter's air.</i> 312 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,534 <i>Hearts were gay and spirits high.</i> 313 00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:04,204 <i>Indeed, in all the city, there was but one spot</i> 314 00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:06,915 <i>untouched by the warmth of Christmas cheer.</i> 315 00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:11,544 <i>The tower. Grim monument to despair.</i> 316 00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:14,547 <i>Cold, cruel, forbidding.</i> 317 00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:16,758 <i>And unfortunately, the abode of Toad</i> 318 00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:18,927 <i>for a good many Christmases yet to come.</i> 319 00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:25,392 <i>Poor Toad. Alone with the memories of his wasted life.</i> 320 00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:28,228 <i>What a fool he'd been.</i> 321 00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:32,565 <i>With many a pang, he recalled the kindly face of Angus MacBadger,</i> 322 00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:35,193 <i>and his sage advice so often scorned.</i> 323 00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:40,824 <i>A tear for Moley, too, for his loyalty, his sympathy, his understanding.</i> 324 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:47,247 <i>And Toad wept for Rat, and all those little lectures so often laughed at.</i> 325 00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:57,715 <i>Yes, within the dark confines of his miserable cell,</i> 326 00:20:57,799 --> 00:20:59,968 <i>a new Toad was born.</i> 327 00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:03,471 <i>A reformed Toad. A repentant Toad.</i> 328 00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:07,392 <i>In a flood of remorse, he vowed once and for all</i> 329 00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:10,603 <i>to forsake the follies of the primrose path.</i> 330 00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:15,567 <i>Never, never again would he give way to those mad, foolish manias</i> 331 00:21:15,650 --> 00:21:18,027 <i>that had brought him to this sorry end.</i> 332 00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:28,538 Being as it's Christmas, you're allowed a visitor. 333 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:31,374 - Your grandma's here. - Grandma? 334 00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:34,461 (HIGH-PITCHED) A merry Christmas, sonny. 335 00:21:34,544 --> 00:21:37,547 Granny wouldn't forget her little Toady boy. 336 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:41,050 - Cyril! - Shh! 337 00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:42,677 (CREAKING) 338 00:21:43,178 --> 00:21:44,971 Oh. (SOBS) 339 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,307 Cyril. (SOBS) 340 00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:52,729 Look, Christmas gift. 341 00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:57,942 - (