The Bad News Bears

$2 because of inflation. 558 00:31:46,565 --> 00:31:49,233 Hey, Boilermaker, long time no see. 559 00:31:49,319 --> 00:31:53,356 Hey, pretty fancy neighborhood you're working these days, Amanda. 560 00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:55,391 Coming up in the world, huh? 561 00:31:55,475 --> 00:31:57,894 What are you doing here? 562 00:31:57,978 --> 00:32:02,282 I didn't have any pools to clean, so I thought I'd drop by and say hello. 563 00:32:02,366 --> 00:32:04,416 -How's your mom? -Fine. What's it to you? 564 00:32:04,502 --> 00:32:07,370 Is that the way to talk to me? I haven't seen you in two or three years. 565 00:32:07,454 --> 00:32:10,042 If you're looking for money, you can forget it. 566 00:32:10,126 --> 00:32:12,627 I'm not looking for money. I'm not looking for anything. 567 00:32:12,711 --> 00:32:14,930 -Be sociable, for crying out loud. -Hey, what's that? 568 00:32:15,014 --> 00:32:17,816 -What's what? -It's a mitt. 569 00:32:17,900 --> 00:32:19,585 -What? -That. 570 00:32:19,669 --> 00:32:21,153 Oh, yeah. 571 00:32:21,237 --> 00:32:23,722 I thought if you weren't too busy, 572 00:32:23,806 --> 00:32:26,126 maybe you'd like to play catch. 573 00:32:26,210 --> 00:32:27,294 No, thanks. 574 00:32:27,378 --> 00:32:30,414 No? Well, it was just an idea. 575 00:32:30,498 --> 00:32:33,016 I mean, it's… 576 00:32:33,100 --> 00:32:35,086 Uh, er, uh… 577 00:32:35,170 --> 00:32:38,706 -How's your fastball these days? -Why? 578 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:42,811 Well, to tell you the truth, I'm coaching a bunch of kids some baseball. 579 00:32:42,895 --> 00:32:45,915 Maybe if you're not doing anything, you can drop by the field. 580 00:32:45,999 --> 00:32:48,918 Maybe join the team for old times' sake. 581 00:32:49,002 --> 00:32:51,053 I knew you were up to something. I'm through with pitching. 582 00:32:51,137 --> 00:32:54,541 My mom says you almost ruined me with that sports stuff. 583 00:32:54,625 --> 00:32:58,646 -How did I ruin you? -That fastball put my arm in a sling. 584 00:32:58,730 --> 00:33:00,865 It's a fine way to act toward me. 585 00:33:00,949 --> 00:33:03,768 -I figure you owe me a thing or two. -Owe you a thing or two? 586 00:33:03,852 --> 00:33:05,502 I was like a father to you. 587 00:33:05,586 --> 00:33:09,057 -Ha! Some father. -Didn't I take you to all the ball games? 588 00:33:09,141 --> 00:33:12,127 -You'd have gone to them anyway. -Didn't I take you horseback riding? 589 00:33:12,211 --> 00:33:14,998 Didn't I take you and your mother to the movies twice a week? 590 00:33:15,082 --> 00:33:16,765 Didn't I pay for your math tutor? 591 00:33:16,849 --> 00:33:19,969 The math tutor guy was a drunk like you. I got a D in math that year. 592 00:33:20,053 --> 00:33:22,009 Didn't I let you hang around while I cleaned the pools? 593 00:33:22,093 --> 00:33:23,907 While <i>you</i> cleaned the pools? 594 00:33:23,991 --> 00:33:26,309 Who you trying to kid? I'm the one who did all the work. 595 00:33:26,393 --> 00:33:28,211 You sat there and drank your beer all day. 596 00:33:28,295 --> 00:33:29,780 By the fourth pool, you were out cold. 597 00:33:29,864 --> 00:33:34,018 I had to call my mom to come pick us up. 598 00:33:34,102 --> 00:33:36,855 What about your appendix? Who rushed you to the hospital? 599 00:33:36,939 --> 00:33:39,742 Who saved your life? Would you be alive if it weren't for me? 600 00:33:39,826 --> 00:33:41,761 Yeah, but when you weren't saving people's lives, 601 00:33:41,845 --> 00:33:43,763 you were sitting around the apartment drunk. 602 00:33:43,847 --> 00:33:46,032 Then you just split. 603 00:33:46,116 --> 00:33:48,301 You made my mother sick. You know, she wanted to marry you. 604 00:33:48,385 --> 00:33:50,320 Boy, was she dumb. 605 00:33:50,404 --> 00:33:52,706 Your mother and I didn't get along too well, Amanda. 606 00:33:52,790 --> 00:33:55,877 I liked her very much though. I still do, as a matter of fact. 607 00:33:55,961 --> 00:33:58,312 I'm just not the marrying kind. 608 00:33:58,396 --> 00:34:00,548 I guess I handled it badly, huh? 609 00:34:00,632 --> 00:34:02,381 You handled it like shit! 610 00:34:04,170 --> 00:34:06,088 You can't tell me what kind of language I can use. 611 00:34:06,172 --> 00:34:07,890 Yes, I can! If you're gonna talk that way in front of me… 612 00:34:07,974 --> 00:34:09,541 Look, Boilermaker. You're not my father, 613 00:34:09,625 --> 00:34:11,543 and I ain't interested in playing baseball for you anymore. 614 00:34:11,627 --> 00:34:13,546 So why don't you get back into that sardine can… 615 00:34:13,630 --> 00:34:16,549 And go vacuum the bottom of the Pacific Ocean? 616 00:34:16,633 --> 00:34:20,483 I've got business to take care of. You're blocking my customers with your car. 617 00:34:30,766 --> 00:34:33,118 All right, boys. Let's go. 618 00:3