Summer of 69

-Hey. -Hey. 804 00:34:25,041 --> 00:34:26,916 [people chattering] 805 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,208 [Rick Richards] Listen. Betty, you'd be making a huge mistake. 806 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,375 Diamond Dolls is gonna go under. 807 00:34:31,458 --> 00:34:34,416 Now, look, if-- if you give the club to me, 808 00:34:35,041 --> 00:34:37,041 your legacy, it gets to go on. 809 00:34:37,500 --> 00:34:39,375 I just don't know why you're not saying yes. 810 00:34:39,458 --> 00:34:40,583 Are you on your period? 811 00:34:40,666 --> 00:34:44,458 -What the hell? <i>-Hola. </i>Rick Richards. 812 00:34:44,541 --> 00:34:47,333 Yeah, a name so nice, your folks named you Dickhead twice. 813 00:34:47,416 --> 00:34:48,750 [laughing] 814 00:34:48,833 --> 00:34:50,125 Well, two Dicks are better than one. 815 00:34:50,208 --> 00:34:51,541 I'm sure you'd agree. 816 00:34:51,625 --> 00:34:52,791 Uh, wait a second. 817 00:34:53,583 --> 00:34:54,583 Santa Monica, right? 818 00:34:55,541 --> 00:34:57,791 Oh, my God. I almost didn't recognize you. 819 00:34:57,875 --> 00:35:00,291 It has been years since you auditioned for me. 820 00:35:00,375 --> 00:35:02,833 You've... really aged. 821 00:35:03,375 --> 00:35:04,666 Yeah, I remember you. 822 00:35:04,750 --> 00:35:07,625 I was 18 and you asked me to audition without my underpants. 823 00:35:07,708 --> 00:35:11,083 Well, only a sucker buys a used car without looking under the hood. 824 00:35:11,791 --> 00:35:13,666 And by used car, I mean stripper, 825 00:35:13,750 --> 00:35:17,125 and looking under the hood, I mean looking at your vagina. 826 00:35:17,208 --> 00:35:18,750 -[Santa Monica] Yeah, I-- we got it. -[Rick] Okay. 827 00:35:18,833 --> 00:35:20,166 -Just for clarity. -[Santa Monica] Mm-hmm. 828 00:35:20,250 --> 00:35:21,833 I like to check the slits. 829 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,541 Okay, what is this shit-slime doing here? 830 00:35:25,625 --> 00:35:28,791 Well, The Old Spaghetti Factory over here owes me some <i>dinero.</i> 831 00:35:31,208 --> 00:35:33,666 What? Betty! I thought you owed the bank. 832 00:35:33,750 --> 00:35:36,166 Sorry, doll. They couldn't help me, okay? 833 00:35:36,250 --> 00:35:38,250 [Rick] Yeah, it's a shame. 834 00:35:38,333 --> 00:35:40,208 And if she can't pay, I'll be your new boss. 835 00:35:40,291 --> 00:35:41,958 Although we might have to lose some of the uglies. 836 00:35:42,041 --> 00:35:43,833 You know which ones I'm talking about. 837 00:35:43,916 --> 00:35:45,250 But don't worry, I'm a great boss. 838 00:35:45,791 --> 00:35:47,333 I have a very hands-on approach. 839 00:35:47,416 --> 00:35:49,791 So if anyone's taking over this establishment, 840 00:35:49,875 --> 00:35:51,750 it should be someone who knows how to run a club. 841 00:35:51,833 --> 00:35:52,833 Wouldn't you agree? 842 00:35:52,916 --> 00:35:54,625 Someone who knows how to work the girls. 843 00:35:54,708 --> 00:35:58,250 Someone with a college education, <i>comprende?</i> 844 00:35:58,875 --> 00:35:59,958 What's with the Spanish? 845 00:36:00,041 --> 00:36:01,916 Trying to learn a new language every week. 846 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,041 My little girl got me Duolingo for my birthday. 847 00:36:04,708 --> 00:36:05,958 You have a daughter? 848 00:36:06,666 --> 00:36:08,750 No, I'm talking about my bitch. 849 00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:10,791 Listen, I'm taking over the club 850 00:36:10,875 --> 00:36:13,083 so you can <i>hasta la vista, </i>baby. 851 00:36:13,166 --> 00:36:14,500 I'll have your money next week. 852 00:36:14,583 --> 00:36:15,875 I don't know what you said. 853 00:36:15,958 --> 00:36:18,583 I haven't gotten that far in the course, but I will tell you this. 854 00:36:18,666 --> 00:36:19,833 If you don't have the money, 855 00:36:19,916 --> 00:36:22,541 if, uh, Santa Monica should be washed away 856 00:36:22,625 --> 00:36:25,750 by a tidal wave of El Niño. 857 00:36:26,208 --> 00:36:28,666 Then you have my card, Betty. 858 00:36:28,750 --> 00:36:31,375 And I'll be back next weekend to collect the keys. 859 00:36:31,458 --> 00:36:33,041 Talk then, Spaghettio. 860 00:36:34,166 --> 00:36:36,416 Oh, and, uh... 861 00:36:38,041 --> 00:36:40,750 when I do take over, I am gonna need to see you audition again, 862 00:36:40,833 --> 00:36:43,500 but no costume this time. 863 00:36:44,166 --> 00:36:45,500 Capiche? 864 00:36:46,625 --> 00:36:47,708 That's Italian. 865 00:36:47,791 --> 00:36:48,791 Nah-uh. 866 00:36:48,875 --> 00:36:50,333 [Santa Monica] Yeah-huh, look it up. 867 00:36:52,458 --> 00:36:53,458 Whatever. 868 00:36:54,333 --> 00:36:56,333 Duolingo has over 40 language courses. 869 00:36:56,416 --> 00:36:57,791 Duolin-go fuck yourself. 870 00:36:57,875 --> 00:36:59,458 Oh, nice mouth on this one, Betty. 871 00:36:59,541 --> 00:37:01,375 W