Magic Mike

Oh, nice, dude. ls this one of those retro Wakefield, or is this a Russel Wright? 559 00:34:00,830 --> 00:34:04,249 Oh, it's a knock-off. That's cool, though. Where did you get this? 560 00:34:04,417 --> 00:34:06,835 Uh, apparently the knock-off place. 561 00:34:07,003 --> 00:34:08,420 MlKE: Heh, right. 562 00:34:09,088 --> 00:34:12,215 -So how do you know my brother? MlKE: Uh, he's on my roofing crew. 563 00:34:12,383 --> 00:34:16,636 But l'm, uh, an entrepreneur, though. l, uh, manage a few businesses. 564 00:34:17,346 --> 00:34:18,597 Sure. 565 00:34:19,098 --> 00:34:21,558 Sure, cool. Cool. 566 00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:27,689 So the Kid said something about breakfast. 567 00:34:27,857 --> 00:34:32,068 Uh, well, he must be fucking drunk because l don't cook no fucking breakfast. 568 00:34:32,612 --> 00:34:38,116 l wasn't talking about you cooking it. He just said you like breakfast food. 569 00:34:39,285 --> 00:34:41,786 We were going to swing by lHOP on the way-- 570 00:34:42,872 --> 00:34:44,498 Okay uh, good talk. 571 00:34:44,665 --> 00:34:48,919 Um, l'll be outside with the rest of the breakfast lovers of the world. 572 00:34:49,086 --> 00:34:50,712 [CHUCKLES] 573 00:34:52,215 --> 00:34:53,340 All right, Kid. 574 00:34:53,508 --> 00:34:55,217 DALLAS: Virgin dance the other night. No more. 575 00:34:55,384 --> 00:34:57,260 You only have a cherry pop one time. 576 00:34:57,428 --> 00:35:01,348 Now look, you walked out on-stage, you looked like shit, all right? 577 00:35:01,516 --> 00:35:03,683 When l saw something is when you got off-stage. 578 00:35:03,851 --> 00:35:05,519 Pulled a one-on-one with that chick. 579 00:35:05,686 --> 00:35:08,772 l'll show you what you're gonna do. Now, let's go to the basics. 580 00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:09,981 Take your clothes off. 581 00:35:10,149 --> 00:35:11,858 -Right now? -Right now. Take them off. 582 00:35:12,026 --> 00:35:14,027 Every fucking one of them. Let's go. 583 00:35:14,487 --> 00:35:16,780 Let's go. Take them off. 584 00:35:17,990 --> 00:35:19,866 -Heh. -Hang on. What the fuck are you doing? 585 00:35:20,034 --> 00:35:22,202 Heh, what are you, a 12-year-old in the locker room? 586 00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:23,411 No. 587 00:35:23,579 --> 00:35:25,830 -Then what are you doing? -Heh, taking off my clothes. 588 00:35:25,998 --> 00:35:28,291 You're taking off your clothes like a 12-year-old. 589 00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:31,545 But you're not a 12-year-old in the locker room. You are the man. 590 00:35:31,712 --> 00:35:34,589 On the stage. Thousands of women. 591 00:35:34,757 --> 00:35:37,801 Eyes on you. You are their vision. So, what do you do? 592 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:42,347 You don't just fucking throw your clothes off. You fucking make it count, baby. 593 00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:45,350 You walk out. You own it. 594 00:35:45,601 --> 00:35:48,853 You look around. You tease. 595 00:35:49,355 --> 00:35:51,022 You seduce. 596 00:35:52,525 --> 00:35:55,193 Clock eyes, but don't lock in on any of them. 597 00:35:55,861 --> 00:36:00,532 You got to believe that you are inside every single one of them. 598 00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:04,494 And when the time's right, then you'll know it. 599 00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:06,663 Foom! 600 00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:12,335 Stick it. That right there is like hitting the G-spot, every single time. 601 00:36:12,503 --> 00:36:14,212 Now get up there, move around. 602 00:36:14,380 --> 00:36:16,840 You see, baby, you're not just stripping. 603 00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:21,219 You are fulfilling every woman's wildest fantasies. All right? 604 00:36:21,387 --> 00:36:24,097 You are the husband that they never had. 605 00:36:24,265 --> 00:36:27,142 You are that dreamboat guy that never came along. 606 00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:30,687 You are the one-night stand, that free fling of a fuck... 607 00:36:30,855 --> 00:36:34,733 ...they get to have, tonight, with you on-stage, still go home to their hubby... 608 00:36:34,900 --> 00:36:36,234 ...and not get in trouble... 609 00:36:36,402 --> 00:36:40,155 ...because you, baby, you made it legal. You are the liberation. 610 00:36:40,323 --> 00:36:42,824 Own it. Who's got the cock? You do, they don't. 611 00:36:42,992 --> 00:36:44,784 Get right here. Move slow. Around. 612 00:36:44,952 --> 00:36:46,453 Fucking concentrate. 613 00:36:46,621 --> 00:36:49,497 Round, round, round. Make this shit count. 614 00:36:49,665 --> 00:36:53,043 Ain't time for a fucking fag joke in here, boy. l'm talking about money. 615 00:36:53,210 --> 00:36:56,254 Move around, round, round. Get the movements. Breathe. 616 00:36:56,422 --> 00:36:59,257 All right. Easy, rattlesnake. 617 00:36:59,425 --> 00:37:01,217 On three, you're going to stick it. 618 00:37:01,385 --> 00:37:05,055 One, two, three, stick. 619 00:37:05,348 --...