The Nines

238 00:24:55,293 --> 00:24:56,658 Fuck. 239 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,734 Jesus, you scared the shit out of me. 240 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:12,602 What... I don't... I'm sorry. 241 00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:14,577 Oh, no, I'm... 242 00:25:15,747 --> 00:25:17,874 I'm fine. I'll be fine, yeah. 243 00:25:20,719 --> 00:25:22,482 Where are your parents? 244 00:25:25,323 --> 00:25:28,156 No, no, no, your mom and dad. Where's your mom and dad? 245 00:25:31,162 --> 00:25:32,891 I don't know what you're saying. 246 00:25:32,964 --> 00:25:35,455 Look, hey, look, I don't speak that, 247 00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:40,233 so just go back to wherever you came from. 248 00:25:40,305 --> 00:25:42,967 You shouldn't be out here. No, no, no. Go... 249 00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:45,942 It's not safe for you to be out here. You should go back, okay? 250 00:25:53,618 --> 00:25:54,846 Oh, shit. 251 00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:07,198 Evening, Officers. 252 00:26:12,337 --> 00:26:16,774 Once again, house arrest means you stay inside your house. 253 00:26:16,841 --> 00:26:18,743 Think of it like an electronic leash. 254 00:26:18,743 --> 00:26:19,437 Think of it like an electronic leash. 255 00:26:20,512 --> 00:26:23,504 If you even go more than 100 feet from the base station, 256 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:25,777 the cops come, and they throw your ass in jail. 257 00:26:25,850 --> 00:26:27,943 If you ever try to take it off, the cops come, 258 00:26:28,019 --> 00:26:29,543 and they throw your ass in jail. 259 00:26:29,621 --> 00:26:32,419 If they ever detect drugs or alcohol in your system... 260 00:26:32,490 --> 00:26:34,890 Cops come. Throw my ass in jail. 261 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:37,952 No, I kick your ass. 262 00:26:38,029 --> 00:26:40,190 Then the cops come and throw your ass in jail. 263 00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:41,857 Do I still have to answer the phone? 264 00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:44,697 I'll be doing that from now on. I'm moving into the guest room. 265 00:26:44,769 --> 00:26:46,202 I don't need a babysitter. 266 00:26:47,205 --> 00:26:49,400 Despite all evidence to the contrary. 267 00:26:49,474 --> 00:26:51,374 Don't worry, I'm a cool roomie. 268 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:54,469 Who do you think taught Affleck how to gamble? 269 00:27:00,218 --> 00:27:02,880 Let's never hear that again! 270 00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:07,323 ...ninety-seven, ninety-eight, ninety-nine. 271 00:27:07,392 --> 00:27:09,189 One hundred feet. 272 00:27:11,730 --> 00:27:14,198 Behold, the edge of your world. 273 00:27:14,265 --> 00:27:16,290 In the world, out of the world. 274 00:27:16,434 --> 00:27:18,061 In the world, out of the world... 275 00:27:20,538 --> 00:27:21,937 Hey, I'm dancing! 276 00:27:26,277 --> 00:27:28,006 Sure, absolutely. 277 00:27:28,079 --> 00:27:30,639 So the guy's like, "Do you know fencing?" 278 00:27:30,715 --> 00:27:33,183 And I say, "That's what it says on my headshot." 279 00:27:33,251 --> 00:27:35,913 - Lies. - Oh, always. Always. 280 00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:38,922 So he says to me, "Foil or epi?" 281 00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:41,424 - Ep�e! - And I say I'm about equal in both... 282 00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:42,983 - Which is true! - Exactly. 283 00:27:43,061 --> 00:27:46,497 Anyway, he throws me this fucking Conan sword, right? 284 00:27:47,532 --> 00:27:51,195 And then he just starts going after me. 285 00:27:51,269 --> 00:27:52,258 I'm just swinging. 286 00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:54,931 I'm just trying to stay alive, right, with my eyes closed, 287 00:27:55,006 --> 00:27:57,270 and I end up accidentally cutting his ear. 288 00:27:57,342 --> 00:27:58,502 You cut off his ear? 289 00:27:58,610 --> 00:28:00,908 Yeah... well, no, no, just a little, right. 290 00:28:00,945 --> 00:28:02,674 But I ended up getting the job. 291 00:28:02,747 --> 00:28:05,079 Wait, you were in <i>Pirates of the Caribbean</i>? 292 00:28:05,150 --> 00:28:07,050 Yeah. No, no. 293 00:28:07,118 --> 00:28:09,143 No, not the movie, the ride. 294 00:28:09,220 --> 00:28:13,452 I was all, like, "Arr, keep both hands inside the boat." 295 00:28:15,393 --> 00:28:17,588 Don't. No finger. 296 00:28:17,662 --> 00:28:19,220 Good night, fuckface. 297 00:28:19,297 --> 00:28:20,821 Good night, you filthy whore. 298 00:28:27,405 --> 00:28:28,997 It's incredible. 299 00:28:29,074 --> 00:28:33,568 Whenever I see them, I always feel like... damn. 300 00:28:33,645 --> 00:28:35,237 I was born at the wrong time. 301 00:28:35,313 --> 00:28:37,076 Exactly. 302 00:29:14,219 --> 00:29:16,710 - Where's the warden? - Groceries. 303 00:29:16,788 --> 00:29:18,346 Quite the little missus. 304 00:29:21,159 --> 00:29:23,423 - How's Jaden? - Boring. 305 00:29:23,495 --> 00:29:26,589 We haven't had nearly the grand old time you two have been having. 306 00:29:26,664 --> 00:29:27