The Snapper

00:29:01,609 --> 00:29:02,741 WHAT WAS HE SAYING? 735 00:29:06,353 --> 00:29:07,571 HE SAID-- 736 00:29:07,615 --> 00:29:10,879 HE SAID YOU WERE A GREAT LITTLE RIDE. 737 00:29:11,619 --> 00:29:13,273 SO LESTER SAYS, ANYWAY. 738 00:29:13,316 --> 00:29:15,579 LESTER WOULDN'T MAKE A THING UP LIKE THAT, WOULD HE? 739 00:29:15,623 --> 00:29:18,800 JESUS, NO. NOT LESTER. NEVER. 740 00:29:18,844 --> 00:29:20,759 AH, WELL... 741 00:29:21,934 --> 00:29:23,065 YOU'RE NOT UPSET, ARE YOU? 742 00:29:23,109 --> 00:29:25,067 NO. BEING CALLED A RIDE'S 743 00:29:25,111 --> 00:29:26,939 A BIT OF A COMPLIMENT, REALLY, ISN'T IT? 744 00:29:26,982 --> 00:29:29,637 JESUS, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 745 00:29:30,507 --> 00:29:32,553 ANYWAY, HE SHOULDN'T BE SAYING THINGS LIKE THAT. 746 00:29:32,596 --> 00:29:33,597 SURE, MEN ARE ALWAYS 747 00:29:33,641 --> 00:29:35,817 SAYING THINGS LIKE THAT ABOUT GIRLS. 748 00:29:35,861 --> 00:29:37,210 BUT NOT ABOUT DAUGHTERS. 749 00:29:37,253 --> 00:29:39,255 DON'T BE THICK, DA. ALL GIRLS ARE DAUGHTERS. 750 00:29:39,299 --> 00:29:41,083 WELL, NOT MY FUCKING DAUGHTERS, THEN. 751 00:29:41,127 --> 00:29:42,606 [WHISPERING] That's hypocritical. 752 00:29:42,650 --> 00:29:45,653 I DON'T GIVE A SHITE WHAT IT IS. 753 00:29:45,696 --> 00:29:47,611 HE HAS DAUGHTERS OF HIS OWN. 754 00:29:47,655 --> 00:29:48,525 THAT YOUNG ONE, YOUR FRIEND. 755 00:29:48,569 --> 00:29:49,526 YVONNE? 756 00:29:49,570 --> 00:29:52,181 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 757 00:29:52,225 --> 00:29:53,574 IT'S SHOCKING! 758 00:29:55,881 --> 00:29:58,144 I DON'T WANT SOME FAT LITTLE FUCKER 759 00:29:58,187 --> 00:30:00,842 INSULTING ANY OF MY FAMILY. 760 00:30:00,886 --> 00:30:01,887 ESPECIALLY NOT YOU. 761 00:30:01,930 --> 00:30:03,540 YOU'RE ME KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR. 762 00:30:03,584 --> 00:30:06,805 AH, DON'T START THAT. 763 00:30:06,848 --> 00:30:08,719 [SIGHS] 764 00:30:08,763 --> 00:30:10,809 I JUST THOUGHT I SHOULD LET YOU KNOW. 765 00:30:17,859 --> 00:30:20,340 [SIGHS] 766 00:30:21,297 --> 00:30:23,212 [DOORBELL RINGS] 767 00:30:30,959 --> 00:30:32,352 Sharon: IS YOUR DADDY THERE? 768 00:30:32,395 --> 00:30:33,396 YEAH. 769 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:34,528 Sharon: CAN I SEE HIM FOR A MINUTE? 770 00:30:34,571 --> 00:30:35,485 HE'S STILL HAVING HIS TEA. 771 00:30:38,662 --> 00:30:39,620 IS IT GEORGE YOU WANT, SHARON? 772 00:30:39,663 --> 00:30:41,491 Sharon: YEAH, MRS. BURGESS. 773 00:30:41,535 --> 00:30:44,755 ABOUT DARREN. HE'S SICK. 774 00:30:44,799 --> 00:30:46,496 AH. GO ON INTO THE LOUNGE, LOVE. 775 00:30:59,205 --> 00:31:00,510 SHE'S IN HERE, IS SHE? 776 00:31:00,554 --> 00:31:02,034 Doris: YEAH. 777 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,872 WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE UP TO, 778 00:31:13,915 --> 00:31:15,177 YOU LITTLE BITCH? 779 00:31:15,221 --> 00:31:17,223 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE UP TO, YOU LITTLE BASTARD? 780 00:31:17,266 --> 00:31:18,746 WHAT? 781 00:31:18,789 --> 00:31:19,921 Sharon: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME TO YOUR FRIENDS? 782 00:31:19,965 --> 00:31:21,575 I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING TO ANYONE. 783 00:31:21,618 --> 00:31:23,577 YOU SAID I WAS A RIDE. I'M A GREAT LITTLE RIDE. 784 00:31:23,620 --> 00:31:25,884 [LAUGHS] I WAS ONLY JOKING. 785 00:31:25,927 --> 00:31:28,190 YOU GOT YOUR HOLE. WHAT ELSE DID YOU SAY? 786 00:31:28,234 --> 00:31:30,976 George: NOTHING. NOT ANOTHER THING. 787 00:31:31,019 --> 00:31:32,368 I SWEAR ON THE BIBLE. 788 00:31:32,412 --> 00:31:36,024 SURE, THEY'D NEVER BELIEVE I GOT ME-- 789 00:31:36,068 --> 00:31:38,200 HAD--WITH YOU. 790 00:31:38,244 --> 00:31:40,855 George: THEY'D THINK I WAS JOKING. 791 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:43,075 IF YOU EVER BLAB OUT AND TELL ANYONE AGAIN, 792 00:31:43,118 --> 00:31:45,642 I'LL TELL MRS. BURGESS WHAT YOU DID. I WILL. 793 00:31:45,686 --> 00:31:48,167 I--I WON'T. D-DON'T WORRY. 794 00:31:49,298 --> 00:31:51,518 I'M SORRY. 795 00:31:51,561 --> 00:31:52,345 I'M SORRY. 796 00:31:52,388 --> 00:31:53,999 Sharon: SO YOU SHOULD BE. 797 00:31:54,042 --> 00:31:55,696 I DON'T MIND BEING PREGNANT, 798 00:31:55,739 --> 00:31:58,655 BUT I DO MIND PEOPLE KNOWING WHO MADE ME PREGNANT. 799 00:31:58,699 --> 00:32:01,093 HANG ON A SECOND. 800 00:32:01,789 --> 00:32:03,922 I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE. 801 00:32:06,576 --> 00:32:08,143 [DOOR CLOSES] 802 00:32:09,623 --> 00:32:10,972 [SIGHS] 803 00:32:11,016 --> 00:32:12,104 [DOOR OPENS] 804 00:32:12,147 --> 00:32:13,540 Yvonne: HOW ARE YOU, SHARON? 805 00:32:13,583 --> 00:32:15,020 HELLO, YVONNE. 806 00:32:15,585 --> 00:32:16,673 WHERE'S ME DAD? 807 00:32:16,717 --> 00:32:18,588 HE WENT OUT TO GET SOMETHING FOR DARREN. 808 00:32:18,632 --> 00:32:20,155 OH. ME HAIR. 809 00:32:20,199 --> 00:32:21,809 I'LL SEE YOU LATER IN THE PUB, ALL RIGHT? 810 00:32:21,852 --> 00:32:22,941 YEAH. SEE YOU LATER. 811 00:32:22,984 --> 00:32:24,812 AH, YVONNE. YOU SAW SHARON. 812 00:32:24,855 --> 00:32:26,031 DARREN IS SICK. 813 00:32:26,074 --> 00:32:27,467 WE'LL MISS HIM ON SATURDAY. 814 00:32:27,510 --> 00:32:28,381 HE'S TURNE