Victor/Victoria

804 00:38:33,928 --> 00:38:35,429 HE'S FANTASTIC. 805 00:38:35,429 --> 00:38:36,430 Man: HE'S A PHONY. 806 00:38:36,430 --> 00:38:37,431 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 807 00:38:37,431 --> 00:38:39,934 IF HE'S A POLISH COUNT, I'M GRETA GARBO. 808 00:38:39,934 --> 00:38:41,936 WELL, GRETA, WHATEVER HE IS, 809 00:38:42,436 --> 00:38:43,437 I THINK HE'S DIVINE. 810 00:38:43,437 --> 00:38:46,607 ♪♪ 'CAUSE I LOVE MY JAZZ HOT ♪♪ 811 00:38:58,619 --> 00:39:00,621 OH, GOD! I'LL NEVER MAKE IT. 812 00:39:00,621 --> 00:39:02,623 NOW, LISTEN TO ME. FROM THE BEGINNING, 813 00:39:02,623 --> 00:39:04,125 WE'VE HAD 2 MAJOR OBSTACLES TO OVERCOME. 814 00:39:04,125 --> 00:39:05,126 MY BOSOM. 815 00:39:05,126 --> 00:39:07,128 FIRST, TO CONVINCE EVERYONE THAT YOU'RE A MAN. 816 00:39:07,128 --> 00:39:08,629 NOW, SO FAR WE'VE DONE THAT. 817 00:39:08,629 --> 00:39:10,131 IT'S BEEN DAMNED UNCOMFORTABLE. 818 00:39:10,131 --> 00:39:11,132 WHAT HAS? 819 00:39:11,132 --> 00:39:12,633 STRAPPING DOWN MY BOSOM. 820 00:39:12,633 --> 00:39:14,135 NOW ALL YOU'VE GOT TO DO IS GET OUT THERE 821 00:39:14,135 --> 00:39:15,636 AND SHOW THEM WHAT A GREAT ENTERTAINER YOU ARE, 822 00:39:15,636 --> 00:39:18,639 AND YOU'LL BE A STAR FOR THE NEXT 20 YEARS. 823 00:39:18,639 --> 00:39:20,641 OH, TODDY, IF I HAVE TO STRAP DOWN MY BOSOM 824 00:39:20,641 --> 00:39:21,642 FOR THE NEXT 20 YEARS, 825 00:39:21,642 --> 00:39:24,145 THEY'RE GONNA END UP LOOKING LIKE 2 EMPTY WALLETS. 826 00:39:24,145 --> 00:39:25,146 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 827 00:39:25,146 --> 00:39:26,147 SIT UP. 828 00:39:26,147 --> 00:39:27,148 THEN WHAT? 829 00:39:27,148 --> 00:39:28,149 STAND UP. 830 00:39:28,149 --> 00:39:30,651 OH, SIT UP, STAND UP, THROW UP. 831 00:39:30,651 --> 00:39:32,653 NOW, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BE SICK. 832 00:39:32,653 --> 00:39:35,156 NOT IF I FAINT FIRST. 833 00:39:37,658 --> 00:39:39,160 WE'VE GOT A FULL HOUSE. 834 00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:40,661 I SENT OUT 300 INVITATIONS 835 00:39:40,661 --> 00:39:41,662 AND EVERYONE'S TURNED UP, 836 00:39:42,163 --> 00:39:43,164 EXCEPT KING MARCHAN. 837 00:39:43,164 --> 00:39:44,665 Victoria: WHO'S KING MARCHAN? 838 00:39:44,665 --> 00:39:46,167 AMONG OTHER THINGS, HE HAPPENS TO BE 839 00:39:46,167 --> 00:39:48,669 THE MOST SUCCESSFUL NIGHTCLUB OWNER IN CHICAGO. 840 00:39:48,669 --> 00:39:50,171 AND THE OTHER THINGS? 841 00:39:50,171 --> 00:39:51,172 OH, NOTHING WORTH MENTIONING 842 00:39:51,172 --> 00:39:52,673 IF YOU WANT TO STAY ALIVE. 843 00:40:22,703 --> 00:40:26,507 [FANFARE PLAYS] 844 00:40:26,507 --> 00:40:28,509 [PLAYING JAZZ SOLO] 845 00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:50,531 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 846 00:40:50,531 --> 00:40:52,032 THE NIGHTCLUB IS PROUD TO PRESENT 847 00:40:52,032 --> 00:40:54,034 THE ONE AND ONLY...VICTORIA! 848 00:40:54,535 --> 00:40:56,537 [APPLAUSE] 849 00:41:07,047 --> 00:41:09,049 ♪♪ ABOUT 20 YEARS AGO ♪♪ 850 00:41:09,049 --> 00:41:14,555 ♪♪ WAY DOWN IN NEW ORLEANS ♪♪ 851 00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:21,061 ♪♪ A GROUP OF FELLAS FOUND A NEW KIND OF MUSIC ♪♪ 852 00:41:21,061 --> 00:41:28,569 ♪♪ AND THEY DECIDED TO CALL IT JAZZ ♪♪ 853 00:41:28,569 --> 00:41:36,577 ♪♪ NO OTHER SOUND HAS WHAT THIS MUSIC HAS ♪♪ 854 00:41:36,577 --> 00:41:38,579 ♪♪ BEFORE THEY KNEW IT ♪♪ 855 00:41:39,079 --> 00:41:43,584 ♪♪ IT WAS WHIZZIN' ROUND THE WORLD ♪♪ 856 00:41:43,584 --> 00:41:46,086 ♪♪ THE WORLD WAS READY ♪♪ 857 00:41:46,086 --> 00:41:51,091 ♪♪ FOR A NEW KIND OF MUSIC ♪♪ 858 00:41:51,091 --> 00:41:53,594 ♪♪ AND NOW THEY PLAY IT ♪♪ 859 00:41:53,594 --> 00:41:57,598 ♪♪ FROM STEAMBOAT SPRINGS ♪♪ 860 00:41:57,598 --> 00:42:02,603 ♪♪ TO LA PAZ ♪♪ 861 00:42:13,614 --> 00:42:17,618 ♪♪ OH, BABY, WON'T YOU PLAY ME ♪♪ 862 00:42:18,118 --> 00:42:20,120 ♪♪LE JAZZ HOT,MAYBE ♪♪ 863 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:25,125 ♪♪ AND DON'T EVER LET IT END ♪♪ 864 00:42:26,126 --> 00:42:27,628 ♪♪ I TELL YA, FRIEND ♪♪ 865 00:42:27,628 --> 00:42:31,131 ♪♪ IT'S REALLY SOMETHIN' TO HEAR ♪♪ 866 00:42:31,632 --> 00:42:32,633 ♪♪ I CAN'T SIT STILL ♪♪ 867 00:42:33,133 --> 00:42:36,637 ♪♪ WHEN THERE'S THAT RHYTHM NEAR ME ♪♪ 868 00:42:47,648 --> 00:42:49,650 ♪♪ ALSO, BABY ♪♪ 869 00:42:50,150 --> 00:42:52,653 ♪♪LE JAZZ HOTMAY BE ♪♪ 870 00:42:52,653 --> 00:42:54,655 ♪♪ WHAT'S HOLDIN' MY SOUL ♪♪ 871 00:42:54,655 --> 00:42:58,158 ♪♪ TOGETHER ♪♪ 872 00:42:58,158 --> 00:43:03,664 ♪♪ DON'T KNOW WHETHER IT'S MORNIN' OR NIGHT ♪♪ 873 00:43:03,664 --> 00:43:07,668 ♪♪ ONLY KNOW IT'S SOUNDIN' RIGHT ♪♪ 874 00:43:07,668 --> 00:43:10,671 ♪♪ SO COME ON IN AND PLAY ME ♪♪ 875 00:43:11,171 --> 00:43:13,674 ♪♪LE JAZZ HOT,BABY ♪♪ 876 00:43:13,674 --> 00:43:17,678 ♪♪ 'CAUSE I LOVE MY ♪♪ 877 00:43:17,678 --> 00:43:20,180 ♪♪ JAZZ ♪♪ 878 00:43:21,181 --> 00:43:22,683 ♪♪ HOT ♪♪ 879 00:43:36,697 --> 00:43:38,699 ♪♪ BEFORE THEY KNEW IT ♪♪ 880 00:43:38,6...